EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Clint (@QwertyRDS)

  1. Where do you live? South East Georgia, 3 minutes from Florida
  2. What is your occupation? IT tech at a big ass plant, only been there 2 weeks. I was unemployed since Feb 14th 2011. I literally tweeted that I got fired a minute after and got a bunch of responses from people concerned that I hadn’t even met in person. Ellisfam pretty much kept me from getting too dark in a bad time.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. 30 year old former Marine, never been married, no kids. Love to grill/smoke food. (here come the ninja jokes)
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since Feb. 2008
  5. How did you discover TJES? A friend and I just got hired on as roving technicians (aka, we drove all over fixing shit) and I rode with him the day after he got Sirius. He caught Ellis the day before and spoke of him as if I should know of his show. It just so happens it was the show they were reviewing the Illusionist’s tape of him being jerked off by Joanna Angel and 2 other ladies. I bought my Sirius unit the next damn day, I was hooked.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? When it’s just Ellis, Tully and Josh bullshitting the show is beyond awesome.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Yeah I’d say so. I got a lil heavy after getting out the military. I hardened the fuck up and dropped about 70 lbs. Halftime nowadays is motivational too.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I was at EM7 and met a shit ton of cool people. I tried to blaze with every ninja I could. Now that I am employed again, EM9 I’m looking for all the ninjas to party with, if ya know what I mean mate.

Julie Anuskewic (@julieanuskewic)

  1. Where do you live? Castle Dale, Ut aka Utah’s assho!e.  We moved here from Pittsburg, PA when I was 2 so my dad could work in the coal mines.  Actually, the Crandal Canyon mine collapse where the 5 guys died is 10 min from me.
  2. What is your occupation? Home Health R.N. I have been a nurse for almost 10 yrs.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am 33. I have been married to my husband, Jeff for 6 yrs. We have been together 15years(very young when we met.) He is a boss at a CO2 plant owned by a corporation out of Canada so he goes up there quite often..I have a 14 yo son, Devon, and a 5 yo daughter, Illeana.  I have a cow dog named Dog, and an English Bulldog named Roscoe, aka Bubba.  We also have a dumb effin cat and a full grown bearded dragon.  I love animals….especially pandas, orcas, elephants, and owls. My neighbor owns zebras.  We got to pet a baby zebra that was being walked down the road on a rope leash..I love to ATV in the mountains or desert.  We are 15 min from each.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? A little over 2 yrs.  My husband has listened for about 5.
  5. How did you discover TJES? My husband got me hooked.  Now I am obsessed.  I got EM tickets this yr without asking and made him go.  We had a blast!
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I love everyone involved in the show.  What a great variety of personalities!  I love the honesty and loyalty.  The boys hold nothing back. We know every detail of their lives.  You can’t get that from any other show.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Of course it has! Brace yourselves, this may sound cheesy…  I have had many bad days..work, relationship, familial, life complications.  But the minute I start listening to Ellis, the problems seem to dissipate. Ellis, the boys, and Ellisfam, provide Laughter, companionship, entertainment, and respect….traits that definitely have impacted my life for the better! I feel that I owe a lot to the boys.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? RED DRAGONS!.     Oh..my bulldog farts like a human..


If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Thursday 3/8/2012

MumTardDid you know Cumtard’s mom (@MumTard) is now using her limited brain capacity for tweeting? That’s right kids, straight from the horrors of the Tard family comes the lady who birthed a moron. And no, that’s not me tweeting under the MumTard moniker. The show started off with Rawdog’s favorite topic, robots and the future, and of course he really, really wants to be a robot at some point. I really don’t know what else to say about all that, other than I hope his robo-dreams come true. And if I should happen to be turned into a robot after I die, I’m going to hack Robodog to be my maid and paint his exoskeleton pink with white polka dots.

Hide And Seek World ChampsThere was some talk about Invisible Children and how they’re the hide and seek world champs. Ok, that was bullshit and just wrong, but felt oh so right. They actually talked about the latest social trending topic “Kony2012”, as well as what bits of the show they should keep – be it old or new, and the Big Fucking Mega-Boat movie with Don Squartz. Sounds like they’re going to paint dials on a piece of cardboard and just show it blurred in the background, what? In other exciting news, they’re also going to be making a music video for their Death! Death! Dubstep! song, and you all have a chance to be in it. You can video yourself dancing Michael Jackson style to the song in iconic or funny places and send the clips to: itsdonaldschultz@me.com

It’s new music day, and then that part was over. A caller asked Ellis for advice on how to get a stripper to do a little bit more. He asked the right person, Ellis had a full on game plan for the guy to follow – which went something like this: Get yourself some track pants and a t-shirt, go to the club and pay for a private lap dance. Each time the stripper is moving her ass up and down on your junk it’s pushing your shirt up just bit until she’s jacking off the top off your knob, then you blow a load in your shirt and go home. If that’s not the route you’re taking, apparently you’ve been doing it all wrong. I didn’t do the explanation any justice, it was actually pretty hilarious the way Ellis described it.

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention this, and you know I couldn’t do that to you. Final calls for today’s show got a nice shot in the eye with a solid “CUM GOVNAH!” by the what must arguably be the best cum govnah’er, @QwertyRDS. He does a fucking excellent CUM GOVNAH! As good as he is, he pales in comparison to how your mom performs pterodactyls until she’s so full of jizz, she’s burping cum bubbles. OH!