Thursday recap

Cody getting sex change.
Don’t sit around waiting for things to happen or you’ll get fucked by a dog.
Tiger having bad dreams Ellis Tully parenting tips.
Ellis terracross next thurs and Fri.
Ellis going on Drew talk about SC shooting.
Send your titties to @tullywood and your dick pics to @YerMum

A place in Virginia is enforcing a law prohibiting lude language.
Eroticless erotic fiction: constipation, tampons, grandmothers on the toilet, (Emilia the pig farming slut book writer) mcnugget pink slime, hammeroid, head trauma, used fleshlight, lies ions, old homeless guy, white guys with dreds.

Ellis not on Drew.
Maryland woman got complaint about relentlessly gay yard now striving to make it even more relentlessly gay.
Wills news by Kevin, Tigers, toe wrestling, Kentucky Fried Rats, Gay burgers from Japan, Etsy will no longer sell fake shit, FCC fining ATT,

Aussie news, judge said woman can’t breastfeed because of tattoo.
Heroine is bad mnkay.
Ellis is new morning DJ on faction.
#relentlesslyGay

Welcome back, we’re live from the Onnit Academy with Aubrey and some other muscle dude. Well, WE aren’t there live but the show is. Ellis is a bit hungover from last nights rooftop party hosted by John in Houston so naturally it’s his fault. While they were talking about More Onnit stuff Ellis got fisted on air from the back but feels better now because that’s what they do at The Onnit Academy, they bring you pain so that you can feel good.

Greg Lutzka came into the Onnit Ellis Studio and to be honest I missed a bit of this interview, like who he is, what he does, but he mainly talked shit about Ellis getting married and fighting. Some other dude came in with Greg and then Ellis and Greg boxed a bit. I’m sure there was more that just that but why bother ourselves with the details.

Ken Block came in next talking about Ken Block stuff like racing and drifting and driving sideways and keeping the shiny side up. And Kit Cope also came in talking about whatever the fuck he wants today  because nobody is going to tell him otherwise. It was awesome. You should have listened. Sucks to be you.

After the break Ellis talked to the girls working out in the gym at the Onnit Academy. He totally didn’t talk about sex, asses, tits, looking hot, if they’re fucking, anal, being naked with each other, buttholes, or anything else that could be construed in any sexual way. It was super exciting. So exciting that it was the end of the show and the end of this recap. Hope you have a great weekend and don’t get AIDS.