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Show Re-Cap for Thursday 10/9/2014
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Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 10/8/2104
Welcome to the Wednesday edition of Where The Fuck Is CrackerStacker? He’s still around committing petty crimes, we just switched because I have to pick up a Canadian to take him to the other land of tunnels. Ellis is wearing shorts today because he’s got legs, and he knows how to use them. He also brought in candles for ambiance. A little mood lighting for Jason Sexy Legs Ellis, definitely not because the studio smells like buttholes. Tully shared an adorable father son story that ended with Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Tuesday 10/7/2104
Alright boys and girls…I had all the best intentions of writing a full and good recap for you today because Tuesday is my new day off and that means that I should have oodles and oodles of time to listen to the show and be all writerly and creative, but it seems like the cast and crew of No You Are are having a run of bad luck between Bit’s water heater exploding, Shit’s being unable to get into Canada, and AZ’s monday going to shit, my day off turning into a non day off with a dessert of my laptop seemingly taking it’s final shit…I will be doing a super dialed in version of a recap that I will hopefully be able to edit on Thursday in the AM before I go to work:
Ellis is old and his face is falling off
Big hairy men have the advantage in MMA because they’re more grippy and less slippy.
Jude is back from NY and may be pairing up with The Dingo for a one hour Thursday show.
Jude does Hyena readings and signings because he can read, Ellis doesn’t have to do the readings because he can’t read.
Black guys are the best boxers of all time.
ellis is getting his ass tattooed with a big Viking ship because he thinks that he is a Viking and wants to get his ass signatures covered up. Ass tattoos are supposed to hurt the worst of all the tattoos.
Sam and Anahita from Drew on Call on HLN are on the show today and they can not play jeopardy for shit. They also think that men want to be changed by women and yay for wolfscrub.
Ellismania 9.5 and Tour de Horse is getting closer and closer so get excited for some people to be bungeed together and fighting each other on stage and Horse Force motherfucker.
Ellis is having himself a birthday party at the Roosevelt tonight with a bunch of girls that are at his house.
Tully did new music Tuesday but called it something else and did it better than RD because he’s Tull and knows how to pitch even the shit to Ellis in a good way.
ellis reads a Pete the Cat book about magic sunglasses that are an obvious metaphor for drugs.
Final calls..yes Jetta is gone for good, things are cool between Christian and Ellis, and Cumtard still works for the show but they aren’t really talking right now.
Like I said…I’ll be able to update this half abortion of a recap Thursday morning so don’t hate me, just stay tuned!!!!!!
Show Re-Cap for Monday 10/6/2014
bitPimps’ water broke this weekend so beusing the super awesome guy I am i told him I’d cover his day. Then Monday got the best of me and my day went to shit. Here’s the gist of the show but if you can’t quite figure it out then come on back tomorrow after I add all the bells and whistles and nipple tassels. But for now you can’t have any pudding if you do t eat your meat.
Big show, tomorrow. If it sucks its Ellis’s fault. Ellis is divorced after 4 years finally. Ellis weekend alone, movies, knives, cat shit on the rug, pizzar, naps, and watching drag races (cars not dude lady’s). Bad food and ugly cross dressing dudes. Maybe it wasn’t a drag race with cars. UFC weekend recap. Romanian Russians fuck up the steam rooms and Tully has creepy look in de hole guy at his gym sauna.
Don’t forget about Horse Force. Wolf Scrub. Google auto complete but not with Google. Ellis saw a documentary about a podcast with a comedian who travels. Harmond. Ellis thinks he can travel the world. History with the Aussies.
My app skipped the beginning but Ellis was bitching about someone not paying taxes. A kid got arrested for holding up a store high on Meow Meow. Moto, Rockson, Poto, Dungee, Pastrana. Polar bear steals fishermans salmon. Random and final calls. Stoner Steve called in to talk about Meow Meow. A girl called claiming she cums 70 times with her bf. According to my calc.
Show Re-Cap for Friday 10/3/2014
Everyone’s reaction to being asked if they have herpes.
Friday’s here and I’m sick as fuck. I don’t think it’s Ebola though, so that’s good. I’m completely out of it, so expect this recap to either suck hard, suck soft, or completely derail into whatever the fuck my mind is on at the moment. Since everyone is understandably getting sick of hearing my name, I refrained from Tweeting too much or submitting any news stories to the show today. Instead, I’ll randomly share a few of them here. Continue reading