2012

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Az_RedDragon

Since nobody is listening to the Ellis show then nobody is reading this. Now I finally feel free to let loose my deepest darkest secret, I once rode a Moped. Wow what a relief, I am finally free. Thanks to modern and future modern medicine we might start living until we’re about 100 years old! That’s a long fucking time, I’d rather live to 80 and never know the joys of shitting into a plastic bag. Ellis got the call that the A6K is fixed, again, and Katie is going to drive it back to LA from Vegas. Some people have been bitching about Ellis selling things like the Wolfknives, Ellismania.com, Ellismania, and other stuff. I agree, what a bunch of bull, what gives someone the right to make money where money is to be made. This is ridiculous and Unamerican. Fuck off you pompous pricks who bitch about this, next time go to your favorite sports team and bitch about the stuff they’re trying to sell you. There was a MMA fight and they talked about it, someone one. That’s all I remember. More MMA news though, Shane Carwin and Roy “Big Country” Nelson will be the coaches of next seasons The Ultimate Fighter.

EllisFam in Vegas, there will be Monsoons and for those that aren’t Desert Rats, this means rain and lightning, but you’ll be drunk and won’t give a fuck. Somebody wrote something about Swamp People being a bad show, that guy can fuck off also. Don’t bitch about something until you fully know the reasons behind it, not to mention that is a great way to look into the lives of people with a very different culture. The Wolfknifes are NOT a motorcycle club so no worries about other clubs gettin’ all up in our turf, we can just get back on our scooters and ride away.

Hey guys, Propecia will fuck up your junk, just get a hat. Tully is 35 today, so happy birthday you sarcastic fuck. Ellis brought in a giant dick cake that Tully couldn’t resist deep throating, up to the balls I heard! Rawdog bought him that book about some Burping kid who died and saw his salamander sister in heaven and then came back to life. Also for his birthday he brought us yet another new episode of Women, Am I Right? and again, I am memorized at all the crazy shit women do. Please ladies, just stop, its for your own good. One of the stories was about a middle aged lady, naked and spread eagle, passed out in her front yard. This reminds me of the time yer mum passed out naked in my yard, the grass still won’t grow in the spot where her crusty jizz catcher was, OH!

Bikini Pageants (Video)

Posted on July 12, 2012 by CobraTits

Just a reminder that tomorrow, Friday July 13th, is the Ellismania 8 1st Annual Bikini Pageant and that it will be streamed live for FREE on Ellismania.com . The approximate start time is 2pm local time. Tune in!

To get fired up, let’s look back at J.Ellis judging the Hooters Pageant in Miami, FL last month. Enjoy!

EllisFam Interviews

Posted on July 12, 2012 by Az_RedDragon

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Brian Cogdill (@cogdeth)

Where do you live? St.Joseph, MO
What is your occupation? service tech at Sunshine Electronic Displays Inc.
Tell me a little about yourself. I’m a human, sorry about that. If I could’ve chosen, I’d be a house cat, but instead you’re stuck with this form.
How long have you listened to TJES? Since June of 2008
How did you discover TJES? Accident: channel surfing, heard “Straight outta Compton”, & hung around afterwards. Rawdog was being chastised, (again) & I’ve been here since.
What keeps you listening to TJES? it’s my church. Regardless of how I feel, or what I’m going through, the show ALWAYS makes my day better.
Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? My mental & physical fitness is way better: I’ve gone from 200 lbs( beer gut) to 175(firm). I’ve been fortunate enough to form A bond with ALOT of really great people who accept me for who I am.
Is there anything else you would like to share? Many good times with all of you.

Lauren (@FaceplantLauren)

Where do you live? San Diego, CA
What is your occupation? I’m a paramedic and I’ll be beating the shit out of someone at EM8. Ironic, right?
Tell me a little about yourself. Is this match.com?
How long have you listened to TJES? About 3 years.
How did you discover TJES? My long time friend and former roommate, Sexual Bowling Ball (STD Emily) fought in EM4 and had me as her corner. About a year after that, I started listening to the show on a regular basis.
What keeps you listening to TJES? The sheer obscenity of the show. We’re all thinking it, they just say it out loud and make it funny as hell.
Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Love me some EllisFam! If it weren’t for the show, I wouldn’t have the privilege of knowing all you mother fuckers.
Is there anything else you would like to share? July 14. Humungous Bitch Fight. Complete and total carnage.

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 7/11/2012

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Az_RedDragon

Welcome to the Dog Center Re-Cap, and now fuck that shit. Ellis was a little late this afternoon but he got in and that is what counts. Ellis was late I assume because he was sparring Mayhem and he said that he is faster, stronger, and has more stamina than he has ever had in his life. As Ellis arrived he noticed that something was wrong with the console, his headphones and everything else in the studio. It would seem that Shoebox is throwing one hell of a party in there after the show ends. Some exciting news for the EllisFam that are to broke to go to Ellismania, the bikini contest on Friday will be aired live on Ellismania.com for FREE! That’s right folks, listen to scantily clad women tell you what Mr T means to them.

The worlds heaviest woman, 643 pounds, got so fat because she got dumped and started eating but when she got famous for being a tub of lard her ex-boyfriend came back. Now because he is such a chubby chaser they are bumping uglies seven times a day and she has now lost a whoppin 100 pounds. Way to go champ and thanks for taking one for the team. Mayhem came in about midway through the show and recanted his epic tale of danger and excitement from his recent camping trip to Yosemite National Park. Sometime during the trip his girlfriend managed to wander off and get lost. She ended up spending the night snuggled up to a rock in near freezing temperatures. If this chick can hang with Jason then this night in the woods was probably a walk in the park. Doc Banger made his debut on Shade 45 with Rude Jude and unfortunately if you didn’t change the channel, all you would have heard is New York screwin the pooch again. Tully called them, gave them some strong words, talked about their mommas, and BOOM the show was back just in time for the Love It or Hate It segment. Surprisingly enough, they hated it. I would love to tell you what all was said, but this is the part where I direct you to our friend, @Cobratitis, who has it here.

I want to crawl inside your butt hole and live there like a gerbil.

Daniel Tosh made some chick mad for making a joke about rape or something, apparently he didn’t yell surprise so she got all butt hurt and now he had to apologize. The biggest crime in this is that he has yet to apologize to the millions of others that he constantly rapes in the ear holes with his TV show. Shannon Gunz came into the Swing House today to get things ready for Friday and Ellis called her into the studio. After some friendly banter they started talking about the bikini contest and then asked Shannon some sample questions. The biggest shocker in this entire thing is that she doesn’t know who Mr. T is, doesn’t know at least one racist joke, was a taco slammin cookie licker in college, and she doesn’t know any “Yo Momma” jokes. Tully, Jason, and Josh really had some good ones, but do you know the true origin of the “Yo Momma” joke? They’re all about yer mum, except the one about shitting in a toilet, we all know she just shits her pants, OH!

“Slingin’ Cream” On Rude Jude’s “Hate It or Love It” – 7/11/12

Posted on July 11, 2012 by CobraTits

UPDATE: Backbone to the rescue! Cullen inserted the missing Shade 45 audio for a “Best of” show.

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After some audio issues, Shade 45’s Rude Jude & Lord Sear ‘All Out Show’ was simulcast on Faction 41’s ‘Jason Ellis Show’. Here is the feedback Rawdog received for “Slingin’ Cream” from the Shade 45 audience.