Treasure Island & 50 Nuts (Video)

Recently a couple listeners called in with references to things Ellis has done on video. Let’s listen and watch!

Treasure Island pirate boat as the set of “Big Fucking Mega Boat”? – 3/20/12

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Here’s the video. Look for Ellis in the Shaq Lakers jersey, Rick Thorne in black (of course!) and Rooftop dives in at the end. (Source: Tony Hawk’s Gigantic Skatepark Tour 2000 – Disc 2 – Outakes )

Was Ellis in the “50 Nuts” video? – 3/23/12

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Video of Ellis jumping over chicks on a mini bike

This one is fairly self explanatory, look for Ellis in black and in the yellow shorts. (Source: 50 Nuts)

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 4/3/2012

Roman MoroniWork has got me so fucking busy that I haven’t had a chance to listen to much of the show for the past 2 days, and let me tell you, it’s farggin bullshit, man! Martha Stewart’s grand daughter is named after @rude_jude? If that’s true, it’s fucking hilarious! Rawdog recently fantasized about winning the lottery (instead of getting all up in some chicks weewat) and one of the things he said he would do was to not do the show on a daily basis, but he would come back every now and then. What a nice guy, gracing us with his presence. Thomas Haden Church called the VIP line on the show today, only further increasing his awesomeness by providing even more evidence that he does in fact listen to the show on a pretty regular basis. He wants Ellis to drive his 600 HP Porsche around, he wants to stop by the show on a day where he doesn’t have to leave to go do other publicity, etc. This guys stock just keeps going up in my book.

Anyway, that’s all I have for today. Sorry the past 2 days have been pretty short, but like I said – I’m busier than whore on dollar day lately. And you know how busy that is, that’s why you never saw your mom, every day was dollar day for that slut. OH!

The Legend of Wartcock – 4/27/09 (History)

For some Ellis Show interns getting a nickname that sticks takes days, weeks, or in some cases a definitive one never materializes. That was not a problem for Stewart AKA Wartcock. Let’s take a listen on how it all went down.


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More Wartcock songs!


We Made You

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Know Your Enemy

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8 Mile

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On His Penis

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Gilligan’s Island

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Gimme More

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New Age Girl

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Copacabana

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Show Re-cap For Monday 4/2/2012

Staycation is over and the show is back live, which means I’m gonna make your read this craptasticness. Talk quickly turned to getting licked where you shit, specifically dudes getting their asshole licked by their chicks. Which in turn went to two dudes actually have sex with each other, for just one night, and it not being gay. I don’t know how that’s possible, but there you go. And, still no solid date for EllisMania 8. I feel like this is the longest running joke in radio history. I guess if you live close enough to make the weekend trip it’s all good.

Rawdog got a new roommate, Jared, that he met off of Craigslist. I assume Rawdog will be murdered within a few months and there will be a movie about it on Lifetime before the year is out. Also, we found out that Kit Cope and Ellis have even more in common than previously thought – they both have decked female police officers! That’s pretty much all I got for you this time around. I think the last thing I heard was that it had been confirmed, your mom has gonorrhea. Sorry about that. OH!