Y’all got your shit on fleek? Keeping it 100 and/or trill? Great! Good to hear! Keep on keepin’ on, brothers and sisters! Ellis didn’t realize Pet Sematary had dead cats being buried and coming back as zombie cats. Why you gotta go burying dead pets and kids on sacred ground when you know them shits are coming back all evil and zombified? Big surprise here, Tully has never seen it. Ellis has been waiting for his kakoozie and pool to be all cleaned and working. He’s really been waiting for the kakoozie dude, but kakoozie dude was lollygagging and shit. Continue reading
Tag Archives: Will Pendarvis
Show Re-Cap for Monday 6/15/2015
Your mom sure seems excited about the show.
Here we are again, for our rendezvous. Let’s see if Tully is still sick or he has passed it back to Ellis. Will Dingo be there? Has Andrew farted since the tragedy known as FartGate2015? Will Will impose his will on anyone’s last will and testament? Neither Tully or Ellis sound sick so far. I don’t hear any Dingo. Nor do I hard Andrew the Farter. We will have to wait to see what’s up with Will. Ellis went to the Gay Pride Awards, where he received several awards for not being gay. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 6/10/2015
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Hey everybody! I hope you all have your pussies nice and creamy and are ready to have your way with my words. You never know what’s gonna happen, so be ready for it to happen if it hasn’t already happened. Allow it to happen, because if you die, you’ll have just missed what was going to happen. Dr. Greenthumb reeks of absolutely zero kook, he’s an awesome guy with awesome stories and awesome electricity. Continue reading
Show Recap for Tuesday 6/9/2015
I really could have sworn that today was the 10th, but apparently this bitch was living in the future- because today is Tuesday the 9th and my mind has been minimally blown. Maybe not minimally blown. Maybe just shaken up a bit. That’s what happens some days, I guess. Just means that I wrote the date wrong on a bunch of shit today. Whats the worst that could happen? But, anyway, welcome to the show and fuck off. Ellis found some awesome balls at the airport and he is having another kind of ball using Continue reading
Fartgate 2015: Clearing The Air of Doubt
Sniffing out the offender after a gas leak laid waste to the greenroom.