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Show Recap for Tuesday 4/28/15

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allergies are a motherfucking dick, I swear. The exact moment the allergy medicine I took wore off it felt like I got punched in the face. I also felt the moment of bliss when I took another one and I could breathe and hear again. I’ve never really suffered from allergies before and oh my dear God, whoever invented them needs to be shot. I know they weren’t invented. But I’m hating my face right now. It feels like it’s getting ready to explode. Anyway..welcome to the Tuesday r Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 4/27/2015

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If I hear any more about Bruce Jenner, I’m gonna go American Psycho!

Ellis is there, flanked by Dingo and Tully, say hi to Will and Cumtard, and fuck you to Andrew. Cumtard’s hair is the subject at the start of today’s show, he has enviable hair, thin, but not balding. Ellis thinks Kevin should slick his hair back, but Kevin feels like he looks like Spy vs Spy because he has a pointy face. Cumtard’s rocking a weird part ginger hair color and a comb over. If you didn’t know Cumtard, to look at him, you might tend to think he’s a jobless stoner, but if he got a haircut and used a little bit of product, he could look more like a member of the human race. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 4/20/2015

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blunt-conversationWhaaaaat’s uuuuuup maaaan! It’s 4/20 duuuuuuude! You baked? You stoned to the bone? You higher than bird pussy? Duuuuude! First live show since like, forever, bro! Some chick Ellis was with during his vacation didn’t know what 420 meant, but she kept dropping the whole “turnt up” thing. He’s also very impressed with BET and loves their new show, Nellyville. He says it’s the black version of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and hey, it stars Nelly. Yes, that same one. Apparently Chris Rock is in it too and it’s a funny show, Ellis wants you to watch it. The fun didn’t stop there though, oh no, the BET Awards were on next. And yup, he watched it and yup, he said it was awesome and it left him inspired. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 4/6/2015

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Breaker, breaker… anyone got their ears on? 10-4 good buddies, we’re live, over. So what’s your 20? We’ve got a bear in the bushes on 70 at yardstick fuck your mother. Nobody is that excited to see Craig Ferguson, everyone in TV land is being sold a pack of lies. Dingo is here, he probably knows Craig Fergo. Ellis saw Furious 7 and loved it (Hotdog style) and says it’s a great movie for everyone. He and some black lady had a similar sense of humor because they ended up laughing at all the same shit. Rhonda Rousey was in the movie along with Vin “deep voice” Diesel, but she looked like shit. Ellis thinks Michelle Rodriguez is hot. Gross. Continue reading →