Ever gone really really fast in your car, all the way to the point you should slow down, but you don’t….you know that feeling you get after the point of no return, not only is it a cheap buzz, but the best way to equate the feeling of precum. Oh and its Thursday! Back to driving fast, why does Ellis do it? Its in his blood, in his brothers blood, and probably in his kids blood too. So the Wing’s thinking he outta kick it down a gear with the kids present, so they don’t get any bad ideas. But when the kids aren’t there, well of course Ellis wants to race. He still wants to race professionally either moto or trucks or whatevers clever. Tully doesn’t get it really, he’s never enjoyed something enough for it to be work and a hobby at the same time, guess he’s never written a TJES recap, zing! Seriously though, would you like pictures of you and your profession throughout your home? Or how about you and your hobby? Just depends on how ego centric or bad ass you are. ‘My Face Toast’ by Jason Ellis sounds pretty bad ass, and if it sells, you may see the Rawdog toast in stores soon. You may also see a lot more of Josh getting pissed, well with his new nickname and all. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to “Ew-Jay”, a.k.a. Ew-Jay Simpson, and if you remember pig latin then Bobs your uncle. If you don’t, uck fey ff oey ou yay ouche dey ag bay! Well if your headed to Vegas for the New Year’s, don’t expect to see the real Ellis there, maybe the fake one though, as Ellis is just going to kick it at home this year. Well maybe a pool party, and maybe some hookers too. Or just maybe it’ll be Drunk Mitch and Ellis, naked in a pool, just reflecting on the year, so either way should be a riveting time for Young Wing.
In Aussie News, this sick cunt ledge here done went kangaroo shit on this copper for being a dumb cunt mate! Grant Cobb joined the show, to introduce us all to backpage.com, for all your escort needs – Thanks Grant! Also, for $30 you can sign up to theeroticreview.com and get reviews, prices, all that shit! And for $600 and hour, you can get former Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton, check it out! Of course while checking this all out, Tully was able to find a chic on backpage, and trace her back to facebook, Woman Am I Right! Speaking of Woman Am I Right, check out this miss universe contestant, why you so stupid lady? Oh shit, breaking news – If you tweet Ellis at exactly 11:58am PT with a random sentence, he will use it to open the show, of course he won’t give a fuck tomorrow, so be sure to try that out next week! Also, be sure to train your puppies to be racist, as apparently Rawdog was right in thinking this was true, as confirmed by quite a few ex drug dealers who called in to support Josh. Of course, no one supports you when you fuck a chic that looks like John Stockton, but with a bag over her head, they all look like Karl Malone to me.
In Hollywood News, Grant Cobb was almost raped by Ben Affleck while giving him a tattoo. Is Kim Kardashian quitting Instagram over their new shitty terms? Is Simon Cowell dating Carmen Electra for real for real? Is Fat Joe going to get fucked in jail, after fucking over the IRS? Why don’t you call Kat Williams a N-bomb? Is Khloe Kardashian as fat as you think she is? Yeah! Why does the California Hamster Association hate Justin Bieber so much? Is Ben Affleck going to run for Senate? Yes, who gives a shit is correct! Of course, the ‘GerbalKnives’ may have something to say to the California Hamster douche wads, once they are officially created by Ellis. Oh, and George Clooney ain’t really up to shit these days. So thats about it for Hollywood News, see you at Slash’s club, or maybe the Wing’s new strip joint he’s opening up next to the Wing’s gym, whatever floats your boat.
Then the show took a turn for the worse I tell ya. Nothing but racism, whores, tattoo guns on air in the background, and a shit load of ass kissing from here on out. Apparently we are all whores, so says this news story about how much porn we watch, holy shit! Super Mario was arrested for groping some woman in Times Square. Then Cumtard groped our ears with his
game Google auto complete thingamajig. This is just one of those you gotta go back and listen too, but so you know what your in for….You can get aids from swimming with black people, and from Magic Johnson. Your balls sometimes smell like bacon, and yes Nickleback does suck and does exist. Mexicans don’t flush toilet paper cause they’re very environmentally friendly and love to recycle. Australian people love kangaroo meat and saying mate. Queefs are not only deadly, but are controllable as well. Lets see, oh yeah, Jason Ellis is gay and single. Oh and Slash is both black and jewish, similar to Lenny Kravitz. TJ Lavin is not black, and I don’t think he’s jewish either, but he is one hell of an ass kisser. He called into the show to talk about the X Games shit from yesterday, and told Ellis how much he loves him, and Ellis loves him back. Then we had final calls, whore style. Lots of Sarah and Rachael, and some caller requests. All in all a good time until Tully took it just a little too far. You see, just about the time Rachael and Sarah were having their little phone fuck fest, Tully acctually brought your mom into studio, made a huge fuck hole from her ass to her pussy, where her taint use to be, and took turns with Ellis Josh n Grant in and out in and out, enjoying that stage of precum we all love so much. Of course this pissed your mom off to no end, as all she really wants to do is swallow jizz n excrement and then onto the next one, OH!