Learning how to metal.
Hey guess what? It’s me again! And guess what else, I didn’t know nobody was recapping today until after the first hour so I’ll do my best. We’re pretty organized around here.
The gang has decided they need to do some WWE style promos because let’s face it, it’s kinda awesome to act like a coked out wrassler! So they pitted themselves against each other to record their trash talk sessions, here they are.
You’re going to stop reading after 1.
You feel that? Can ya feel me balls tightening as I’m inside of you? That’s right, I’m putting the sexy back into Monday. Okay, not really. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Did you all catch Rude Jude on the Howard Stern show today? You’d be a lot cooler if you did. Dingo is back in studio today, you probably heard him already though. Ellis isn’t down with pimps and ho’s anymore, he thinks he done with prostitutes, but that’s his brain talking, we’ll see what his dick has to say about it when it wakes up. Continue reading
Jason Ellis is looking forward to “having a monster in his pants” for the weekend and wonders if Eminem really is gay. Fuck if I know or even care, but now that fucking song is stuck in my head. Along with images of Young Wing and Slim Shady aggressively pounding it out prison-style like sweaty Neo-Nazis as Rihanna is strapped onto a Hitachi and screaming in high-pitched delight while squirting ladyjizz across the room and onto their glistening tatted bodies. Tully estimates that Eminem is 30% gay. NYA is happy to provide the other 70. Welcome to the Friday recap, you’re stuck with me again. Prepare your sphincters for some bullet points. 
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Welcome back to the three of you degenerates that are trying to fill in the gaps of the show you missed. Continue reading