Talent is actually pretty hard to come by. Sure, you might be able to spit a few words that rhyme, but can you spit no words that rhyme? Can you “bringing that heat” or “slay the mic” in such a way that everyone feels uncomfortable? Yeah, that’s what I thought. It started with some country songs, but escalated into Andrew breaking it down freestyle for you fools by spittin’ some fresh game. Respecky.
You know what day it is & the joke is on you because I’m not a writer. I did hear some shit, and now I feel the need to tell you about it. Let’s start with Jason waking up his girlfriend to clean up after his dog. Yes they shit and vomit, but he’s too big time to deal with that. Tully continues to express his for hate puppies. Someone wants to seal his TV appeal with a chin tattoo. That should do the trick. No doubt an artist in the area will donate their time to handle that situation. Continue reading
3 Aussie’s on the show at 1 time?
Word is up my homies? Increase the peace, in your neighborhood, yo! I am very sorry if you cannot understand my lingo, I developed as a child in the streets and schools in my area. Take a minute to think about how sweet you are, look in the mirror, tell yourself, “self, you’re fucking sweet!” There are lots of Australian’s in Ellis’ life and on the show right now. There are 2 Australian’s at Ellis’ house, a friend of his little brother Stevie and his fiance. And of course there’s Dingo, and Dingo brought in another Aussie, Corbin Harris. Continue reading
The gang has decided they need to do some WWE style promos because let’s face it, it’s kinda awesome to act like a coked out wrassler! So they pitted themselves against each other to record their trash talk sessions, here they are.
Jason Ellis is looking forward to “having a monster in his pants” for the weekend and wonders if Eminem really is gay. Fuck if I know or even care, but now that fucking song is stuck in my head. Along with images of Young Wing and Slim Shady aggressively pounding it out prison-style like sweaty Neo-Nazis as Rihanna is strapped onto a Hitachi and screaming in high-pitched delight while squirting ladyjizz across the room and onto their glistening tatted bodies. Tully estimates that Eminem is 30% gay. NYA is happy to provide the other 70. Welcome to the Friday recap, you’re stuck with me again. Prepare your sphincters for some bullet points. 
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