Literally and figuratively. Full of shit.
Show Re-cap for Friday 11/7/2014
Well, if you haven’t listened to the Friday show by now, you are probably wondering why the fuck your favorite recapping website hasn’t provided you with an eloquent retelling of Friday’s Jason Ellis Show event. Well you see, daddy drinks sometimes and then daddy feels a little funny and has to sleep all morning. And I barely took notes at all, and I’m watching the Walking Dead right now, so like your mom, I’ll give you a quickie while the commercials are on. Continue reading
Will’s Latest Signature Segment: Fuckin’ With Will
It’s been recently revealed that Will has been fucking women, plural. We’re not talking cougars either, we’re talking some freshies here, even with his bum knee. Let’s find out how this poon slayer seals a slit deal, and tames the dames with his throbbing member in their various pussy holes! Learn from the master, kids. This guy is putting the “fuck” back into fucking! Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Thursday 11/6/2014
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking to myself, “I wonder who Will’s killing right now?”. To think I shook hands with and ate breakfast at EM9 next to that goddamn monster. *shudders* Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 11/5/2014
I’ve gotta pee. Hold please. Okay, I’m back. bitPimps here, filling in for CrackerStacker6 while he pretends to be an adult at work and stuff. You know what? Ellis was thinking they should have that Corey guy back on the show, but shut the fuck up and don’t listen to people, and fuck everybody. In the nicest way possible of course. People are trying to tell Ellis how to live his life, but to quote Jimi, “he’s the one that’s got to die when it’s time for him to die, so let him live his life the way he wants to”. Continue reading
