Welcome to the Wednesday re-cap turd poppers! This is the day where you get your sort of in and out re-cap of TJES mixed with bits of rage because BABIES ARE SO GODDAMNED NEEDY THEY CAN’T LET DADDY GET THEIR WORK DONE. Speaking of fatherhood, Superdad Tully is out sick today, so just Jason and the Dog. Just like the good old days horribly dark days of yore. Let’s just hope it doesn’t end in tongue darting eachother’s mouths again.

A lot of talk right off the bat about how Stern takes a couple days off every week and wondering if it’s because he cares less or not. Hell no, they say, because Stern has been in the game so long, he doesn’t need to work 5 days a week because he’s a pimp. A guy called in to say he started listening to Ellis because of Stern and he thinks O&A ripped off Howard for too long and finds them unbearable. As far as Jason can tell, Stern has been doing this for 30 years and there isn’t much he hasn’t done. So if TJES or O&A end up doing something Stern has done before, they came up with it in their own style and put their own unique twist on it. It’s basically the law of The Simpsons. If you can think of it, the Simpsons did it, so fuck it. I listen to all 3 shows, O&A live, Howard mid-morning and Ellis afternoons, so I never get the lines drawn in the sand with some fans. Each show has it’s own strengths and it’s own Rawdog’s and they are all funny as fuck. Can’t we all just get along?

What happens when we don’t all get along.

Like I said, Tully wasn’t there so we had some early phone calls, one from some alcoholic chick who wanted a kick in the ass to quit drinking but got all whiny and defensive when Ellis tried to help and told her to go to meetings so fuck her. A concerned citizen called in to report a recall on Crystal Geyser water, so shout out to that dude I guess. Things started to get a bit rocky for new producer Dom when the names weren’t showing up on the phone calls, and he kept fucking up for what seemed like the whole show. So Ellis brought him in and berated him a bit on how to give phone calls, and holy shit, am I the only one who thinks Dom is starting to sound a bit like Will Pendarvis? His whole demeanor has shades of Will all over it and if you live in the LA area, beware if a long-haired stroke victim starts following you in his car. More phone calls concerning Wolfknives packages not showing up and TheWolfknives.com not working and this really started pissing Ellis off because his name is on it and people will blame him for it even though the guy couldn’t be further away from operating the shit.

Some 62 year old man was on vacation in Australia and wrestled a shark to save some kids in the ocean. But it gets better, the shark was just lost and got too close to shore, so the old man let the shark survive and released him. Red Dragons to that man. Un-Red Dragons to the asshole company he works for who fired him when the video of him wrestling the shark surfaced online. What type of boring, wimpy motherfuckers would be so threatened by a man wrestling a shark anyway? Oh right, British people. British people also are the founders of racism according to a story Rawdog cited that he read somewhere one time that he sort of remembered so I believe it entirely.

Saying you read it somewhere to a guy who can’t read at all takes a brave man. This man.

Another day, another Mach Madness Riff bracket on the line to find the world’s greatest riff of all time! Today was a motherfucker because all of these songs kick ass and choosing a winner was harder than choosing to get an abortion or not. On that note, I had to change and feed the shit monster during the beginning, but here’s the results.

Rolling Stones- Paint it Black vs. Led Zeppelin- Immigrant Song: Winner: Rolling Stones

Black Sabbath- N.I.B. vs. Led Zeppelin- Black Dog : Winner: Led Zeppelin

Final winner moving on to the next round: Led Zeppelin-Black Dog (Yeeeaaahh Mike Tython ith gonna be tho pumped!)

So like, Mickey Avalon like came on the show and shit and they like talked about how he like gets in fights with bigger like dudes and shit and like this one time he was on stage and these other dudes like got all butt-hurt because he was on stage for too like long or something and holy shit I have to admit I was really wishing the little shit machine wasn’t sleeping so I would have had an excuse to skip this one. Mickey’s a nice guy, and after all, he did play President Queefer Sutherland in Big Fucking Mega Boat, but God damn is the dude hard to listen to. He hangs out at the Viper Room from time to time and performs, so they talked about Tiger Box and came up with a couple good ideas for the show like ripping a hole in your pants before the show so it;s easier for the whores to grab onto your junk and try to rip it off.

Foot Hooker. The term doesn’t get the exposure in today’s society that I think it should. A woman was OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO SELL MY BABY TO SCIENTOLOGISTS. The real story wasn’t that interesting, but it did inspire a caller to call in about the one time she herself had been a Foot Hooker. Originally, she had been hired to stomp on the guy’s balls, but he needed a special table to be able to do it. Problem was, he didn’t have the table for whatever reason, so no ball stomping could be done. Quitting isn’t an option in the Foot Hooker world, so they went to Wal-Mart looking for this table to keep alive this ball stomping dream, but like always, Wal-Mart didn’t have it in stock. So she ended up letting him fuck her feet and shot a load all over them, therefore forever giving her the title of Foot Hooker.

This is what happens when foot fucking goes wrong folks.

Growler News? I guess? Dom got on some gay dating site as a bit for the show, and I guess the idea was for him to read the comments and it was going to be funny, but nothing was printed off and was trying to read it off his phone and the whole thing really pissed Ellis off. Dom fucked up a lot today, and it’s starting to be like Linsanity all over again, so he may get traded to Houston if he keeps this up.

Lion news: Here is where Ellis really started to lose his shit. He tried getting Rawdog to sing an intro, and like most things, Rawdog isn’t good at that. So naturally, Jason yelled at him until he did a slightly less awful version of it. Once we got into the news, there was something about an Illinois senator trying to ban the sale of Lion meat, which apparently is a thing people do. And a couple in Africa were killed by a Lion when they were having sex in the bush. Hey, better a Lion kills me than a slow, painful death from AIDS that I’m sure having sex in Africa earns you anyway.

Look, I’m going to level with you folks, today’s show kind of sucked. Jason was mad, Dom was stumbling, the guest was mediocre and Rawdog was dumb. Maybe calling in sick is Michael Tully’s sadistic way of showing us all how much he is needed on the show. Or he just really needed a day of NyQuil and furious masturbation to recharge his funny tank. Either way, a bad show is better than no show. You can really apply that thinking to just about everything in life. Except for herpes. No herpes is always better than any amount of herpes.

Now be a lad, and go fuck yourself.

I can’t wait till I make enough money to wipe my ass with hundred dollar bills. But on to more important things, my friends, it’s tuesday and it’s lunch time and the Ellis Show is on so SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON’T YOU DARE CALL ASKING ME FOR ANYTHING!!! The show started today with a nice taste of E.L.O.’s Mr Blue sky and that always puts me in a great mood to wreck shit and fuck bitches. Ellis began the show on the topic of how important friends are. You never know when you’re gonna need to shave your friends tonight. But sometimes you gotta separate the wheat from the chaff and cut a few people off. Tully has been using his kid as a great way to get rid of people he doesn’t want to be friends with anymore (Champion move, MC Scoop, it’s like pawning all your roommates shit to get your security deposit back and then leaving the tickets where his coffee table used to be). Ellis has been thinking about how there’s some people that he probably wouldn’t be friends with if he met them today.  It all depends on how much time you and your buddies talk about “The good ol’ days.” Long story short, can’t be a hermit, but don’t be scared to tell a mother fucker to kick rocks. Rawdog is gonna be catching up with an old friend this weekend, and it’s a GIRL!!! Here’s hoping Rumble McTumble gets to take a dip in the beef pool. Tully thinks that old MMA fighters should be put out to pasture by fighting with humongous padded gloves, and I think that sounds incredibly hilarious. Even an old fighter could still rape Rawdog instantaneously. Probably even quicker with the lights off. M. Night Shyamalan can suck a dick and stop making movies. You can’t make Bruce Willis into anyone other than John McClain. Ellis is gonna be taking a week next week, and he’s going to do a bit of everything, from MMA training to car racing and probably a bit of porn and Katie slamming, cuz hey, who wouldn’t want to include that in their next vacation? There’s some really shitty team names in all those obscure minor sports leagues. Makes sense, it’s like how shitty car companies can’t come up with good names for the rust bucket death traps they’re hawking. Rawdog is still hitting the gym and Ellis is starting to lose a bit of his gusto around the ab muscles. Rawdog still refuses to have the gym assign him a trainer for one god damn day to teach him how to do the shit properly. I wonder how bad a kidney stone hurts if you’ve got a hernia too? Rude Jude stopped by for his usual tuesday visit. Jude isn’t sponsored by anybody the way Ellis always has been, but his glasses are sponsored by pedophiles and Nazis. The other day, Ellis and Katie were in line at some cafe and spotted a lady with some Nazi skull on the back of it, but it was some Ed Hardy looking shit that I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing anyway. Ellis once spotted a guy wearing a t-shirt of him in line at a movie theater. That’s a good feeling, take it from a guy who’s had his own signature t-shirt (yeah, I had to get  them made myself, still made me feel like a champ though). Rude Jude said he once bagged a skinhead girl. She had a shitload of piercings and some of her holes smelled like doritos, and right when she was about to let him get some she shot him down cause Jude is like thrice removed related to a half Jewish bastard kid of some affair some relative of his had. And the reason this girl gave? The Jewish dick would spoil the pussy forever. I don’t know about you folks, but I’ve had Jewish pussy and my cock is still magnificent, so it sounds like a load of horse shit to me. Fuck whitey, seriously. She still blew him though. So it wasn’t all bad I guess. Next time you get the urge to go do shrooms in the forest, tell somebody where you’re gonna be. Someone like Robocop, or your Rawdog’s mom. Somebody offered Ellis some peyote and Jude just had to go encouraging it. Tully balanced it out with a little of the reality that it’s a shit idea when you’re a grown up with kids and a job and nobody to fill in for you on monday. The movie “Backdraft” is probably the biggest insult to firemen since 9/11 and the Baldwin brothers had problems picking roles even in 1993. Big Trouble in little China was the shit though. Kurt Russell is always gonna be a bad mother fucker. Have you ever watched a court movie and then had to go in an argue a speeding ticket? It’s nothing like the movies at all. Nothing is ever as awesome as advertised. Like the Snuggie. They’re gay as all hellfire on the commercials, but when you actually start using one, your life becomes a soundtrack of drum and bass music and pink pleather hot pants. Shout out to fire fighters though. And paramedics. My sister is a paramedic and her boyfriend is a fireman. Waitresses are always fucking their managers. Seems pretty logical to me, there isn’t too far to go in the wait staff game unless you’re willing to put up with a lot of things you really don’t want to do. Ben Affleck has had a few cinematic misses over the years *cough-cough* FUCKING REINDEER GAMES *cough* but he still got to slap his balls against J-Lo’s ass, so who really loses? That’s right, the customer. There was some more movie talk and discussion on what the best shitty movie is. (My recommendation: Rubber. It’s about a telepathic tire that wanders the desert blowing shit up with it’s mind. Why? No reason #LOLWinkyFaceComeTossMySalad) There were some phone calls too. We also heard sound from the movie “Gigli” where Ben Affleck beat up a retarded guy. It kinda makes me want to go rent it. The guys told Rude Jude about the Woodsman too, and now he’s really amped to get high as fuck and see it.

We heard a great news story about a twitter troll who almost brought the wrath of god down on himself from a former champion boxer. Take it from a guy who instigated a boxing match on twitter, make sure it’s being recorded and that all your friends are there to laugh. Brendan Schaub stopped by the studio today. The guys started off giving him ideas to have some Schaub-lets, which really is a solid plan no matter who you are. They talked fighting for a bit and how some people don’t realize it when they knock somebody right the fuck out. More fight talk, about Ellis’ last fight with Gabe Ruediger, and his pro boxing and MMA fights, how everybody’s got the same shitty fight pants, but it would be awesome to win with a knee strike to the head and your ass hanging out, and how sometimes people do coke at the worst possible times, like right before a UFC fight. Brendan drives a BMW and doesn’t let anybody valet it cause he’s a fuckin’ BAUSE! Hope there’s enough room in the back seat for the Schaub-lets. More fight talk, Cock chestner may be a stupid humongous bastard, but he keeps winning shit. Ellis still thinks UFC fights that have more stand up fighting are way better than two guys being 5% gay for three solid rounds. And this led to Brendan and Ellis making a bet that Ellis could avoid getting submitted through his superior boxing. UFC is still just as savage as pro football, but the extreme sports guys are still way crazier, according to Brendan. He used to be a tight end on the Buffalo Bills, so he probably has enough first hand experience to make those statements with no repercussions. Brendan is apparently too big to fuck 110lb girls, but he isn’t chasing water buffalo either. According to him, but still not really giving anybody else an exact answer on how big a lady get’s to ride the Schaub. Brendan is also an avid ghost hunter. While he may not have any trophies as of yet, he believes, and that trumps science any day. But the one plus of his supernatural hobby is that there is video of him shitting his pants. Strange to hear this kind of stuff from a guy who went to college and graduated with a double major. Then again, we have a Rawdog, so maybe college ain’t as special as we’re all meant to believe it is. The guys brought out the punch machine for Schaub to test his hands against and he got a respectable score albeit his aim was off. 33 for not even hitting the pad? Pretty good, all things considered. Ellis and Brendan had a quick jiu-jitsu session just as Mayhem showed up and it went both directions but ultimately Ellis came out on top. Then it was Rawdog’s turn on the mat with Brendan and that went exactly how everyone would have thought, but it’s always fun to abuse the Tussin Wolf.

We came back to hear a news story about how lack of sleep can make you a fat ass. Then Mayhem came in and just stared fucking everything in the ass like he always does. But that’s why we love him. Rawdog was bleeding, so the guys had a few minutes of material about how funny it is when the dog is hurt. The crew couldn’t leave the ghost topic alone. If a ghost started talking to you in your basement, would you start jacking off to see who’s gonna flinch first? How about shitting on the floor and then lubing up your nipples with it? All viable options to test that poltergeist’s mettle. We got back on the topic of shitty movies, and Rawdog came out swinging with a movie he found called “Day of the Dolphin” about a guy who trained a dolphin to kill the president. If birds had arms, they couldn’t fly anymore, but they could sure pick a mean banjo. Pendarvis has seen Day of the Dolphin, and said it was awesome way back in 1940’s Alabama, but may not have held up over the years. Mayhem and Ellis started trying to convince Rawdog to come do some jiu-jitsu training after watching his almost attempted assisted suicide a few minutes earlier. What would it be like if dolphins could talk and read news reports? Will Pendarvis came in to give us an example of just how it would be but before he could, Thomas Hayden Church sang a four or five month belated happy birthday to Jason and then Rawdog scratched our ears with his Jewish claws in a little segment known as New Music Tuesday. Josh did it a little different this time, he played the song first and then had everybody guess who it was. David Bowie is obsessed with death in his new album. Bon Jovi’s latest hit is a god damn travesty. The Dopplegangaz gave us some listenable but not timeless hip hop that had a lot of “ay, yo” in it. Some Australian lady dropped a tune that sounded like Audioslave meets Shania Twain. Bruno Mars dropped another one of his turds on the number one spot on the billboard charts. Somebody did a Justin Timberlake remix that could probably get you laid if you know how to spot a girl on molly. Sound City Soundtrack which is Dave Groehl’s band dropped a new one you can drink fight and fuck to. Adrenaline Bomb did a cover of Heart’s Barracuda and just the opening riff was respectable. A can of Budweiser made some Americana honky-tonk heap of shit that sounded like Eric Clapton. John Oates (the shittier non black half of Hall and Oates) made a song, good for him. Some euro hard rock band did another one and then Rawdog’s pick of the week was his normal complete outer edge of the solar system shit. When the music stopped, the townspeople rejoiced. Then we listened to some G’n’R and Steve Miller to bounce back to reality.

The Jingleberries dropped an epic song for the new producer Dom today, all about how his girl ex-friend ditched him in Mexico that one time. HOLLYWOOD NEWS!!! Most expensive titties in Hollywood? Any guesses? You might be surprised to know it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. And I gotta say, they’re pretty wonderful. Are they $5 million wonderful? I have to believe I could find some just as good for less. 40 Block is suing the game is suing The Game for $4.5 million for putting that street fight they had last month on YouTube. The breakdown of his amounts is pretty ridiculous too. Stephen Baldwin is going so broke that he can’t afford to pay his taxes. Glad the residuals from Bio-Dome are working out for him. Some website is posting celebrities financial info, like ways to get into their bank accounts and shit. Kinda fucked, but then again, the rich aren’t gonna use all of it, they could do to spread it around. Metallica is still writing new songs, but being awesome is getting in the way of the creative process. Justin Beiber is sold out as fuck and happens to be in Portugal at the moment. Motley Crue had to cut a show short because Vince Neil had to pass a kidney stone. More lemonade, bro, you’ll be right. Back to Beiber for a second, he almost fought a paparazzo the other day, cause he may be more of a sick cunt than we all thought. Ellis finally finished his homework assignment, and gave us his report on rocks. We learned that rocks can be smooth and rough. They can be inside other rocks. They can be big or small, and cost anywhere from $10 to $100, depending what you’re guy is carrying. They can live on the moon or underwater. Brocks, unlike rocks can suck dicks. You can’t fuck a rock. Rockafella records is tough. Rocks don’t get sad, they get even. Rocks don’t get high, but they can get you high. Rocks don’t melt in the sun. And the only thing tough about Rawdog is the rock that shot out of his piss hole. And of course there’s the stuff he left out, like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and there’s the rock lobster, rocking around the clock, the rocket man, rocking out with your cock out and the school of rock. Let there be rock!!! Mayhem gave us his report on Asian people. There’s a shitload of them, they eat rice and stir fried vegetables, and sometimes raw fish, and they do lots of fun stuff to your penis if you’re a professional fighter with hairy arms. They really dig the hairy arms. Hear more this friday at The Viper Room for Tiger Box!!! Tully found a story about a Yale student survey that shows that smart kids with money are into some freaky shit. 50% have engaged in consensual pain and 9% have been paid to do some fucky fucky! 3% even admitted to acts of beastiality. We got some phone calls, pretty much everything can be solved with a big fucking rock. And we heard some guys story about an Asian whore. He went out to a Christmas party and brought a hot Asian escort as his date. He later “plowed the guts out of her” THEN!!! He was at a hotel and got the same girl a few months later, he rented the same girl but he was high as fuck this time, and after they were done and he went catatonic for a few hours the bitch robbed him! Rocks are hard!!! That’s why they call it Rock and Roll. Allegedly, I would check the source on that. ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shout out to rock pocket Johnson, he’s gonna use rocks to decorate at some show his band is playing and the whores are all gonna give him herpes. Tully is gonna be giving us all kinds of cock rock this friday night on SiriusXM Hair Nation. We heard a story about a guy who broke into a storage unit and video surveillance may be able to link him to a bunch of other crimes because of the RIDICULOUSLY UNMISTAKABLE FACE TATTOO THAT EVERYONE HE ROBBED GOT ON CAMERA. Seriously, folks, couldn’t hurt to always have a pair of L’Eggs in your car, you never know when you’re gonna feel like committing a crime. More final calls about rocks, whores, smoking weed and/or not doing it any more, rocks, loads to the face (cause this is America god dammit), romance, home security, Wesley Snipes, man purses (or is it pursi?), dolphins that hunt mines and scuba divers with knives and guns attached to them (fuck yeah), rocks, the upcoming dolphin apocalypse (new contender for the monkeys, maybe?), getting rid of bitches, Dom the producer’s terrible handwriting, Chris Rock, and Joe Rowe burnt up a rock of hash just as the Bruce Lee music started going. When I was a wee lad, my dad sat me down on his knee and said “Son, you gotta make sure you smog check a lady before you grind your crankshaft.” It wasn’t until years later that I found out he was talking about anal.

Seriously ladies, if you’re gonna offer that too me, make sure you’re cleaned out first.

Red Dragons mother fuckers ,,rr,

It’s Friday, and that means that you do not have to give a fuck about anything. Anything at all. Fiscal cliffs? Fuck em. Filibuster? Never met her. So toss your children to the side, give your spouse two middle fingers and sit down and read my bullshit! FUCK YEAH!

Men in the 50’s used to come home from work and eat a dinner that was ready when they walked through the door (at least it better be ready), smack their wife on the ass (or eye if she burnt dinner) and sit and read the paper whilst smoking a pipe and drinking a scotch. Sounds like one hell of a life if you ask me. There was a common consensus among the two Super-Dads in the room that the whole scenario is pretty Barry damned fucked up. These days, men should forego the days of working overtime and binge drinking and spend more time with their family, which is what most people on their death beds would say unless their last name is Kardashian of course.

The new producer, Dom (@TheHippieDom) has a pierced lip and says it attracts attention to his mouth. I imagine Pendarvis has a hard time making eye contact then and it’s only a matter of time before he starts trying to tickle Dom in the green room. And then Dom will get invited to his first “Prize Chamber Slumber Party.” And then we will never see Dom again. I hope Will can keep his meaty hands to himself because so far, Dom is a sweet ass dude. Get this: The guys started talking about drawing and who would be the better artist. Of course, this snowballed into they should be drawing titties, and those drawings needed real life inspiration. So Jason issued a challenge to Dom, telling him he needed to get them a naked lady they could draw in the next 45 minutes or else he was going to be the model himself. Well I’ll be a son of a bitch if that dude didn’t wrangle up a hot chick who was hanging out around Shade45 and brought her in to a round of applause. No, the guys didn’t start clapping, this chick Tya started making her ass shake, and I have to admit, I was aroused. I’m getting aroused now. This is no longer my hands typing, I have incredible dexterity. So Jason, Tully and Rawdog all drew their depiction of this girl and they all sucked, but Josh’s actually seemed to offend her, so the Titanic method isn’t going to help the Dog get laid anytime soon.

Note: I couldn’t get the pictures of the drawings to save, and I’m not going to try to hard, but check out @ellismate twitter or @wolfmate on instagram.

Did you know it’s International Women’s Day? Well I can’t think of a better way to celebrate than another edition of “Women, Am I Right?” some of the highlights: Some chick got arrested for pulling over on a freeway, stripping down to nothing and screaming “I don’t give a fuck.” Red Dragons to you, ma’am. On the more redneck side of the world, a woman crashed her car into a mobile home while running from the cops, stripped off her pants and tried escaping in a power wheels car. This prompted a bet between Ellis and Rawdog about the upcoming GSP/Diaz fight, and the loser has to drive a power wheels car naked for Ellismania. Looking forward to that. In more WAIR news, a woman got a DUI for driving on the sidewalk and then kicking a cop in the balls. A woman was charged with masturbating with a vibrator while driving(There seems to be a pattern today). And finally woman who was already in prison was charged with squirting her titty milk on a guard, which as everyone knows can pass Hepatitis, AIDS and Cholera to anyone it touches. It’s like a fleshy super soaker filled with disease.

Women, Am I Right?

MMA News: Nick Diaz and GSP are fighting at UFC 158 and there was a press conference call in which Nick Diaz started going off about how GSP is talking so much shit to him that he’s got soccer mom’s telling him on the street they hope GSP kicks his ass. Diaz also said that the people want to see a fight not a wrestling match, which is probably what it’s going to be. GSP can say he’s super dark and he is going to beat him up all he wants, but we all know the only things that will be bruised at the end of the fight are Nick’s thigh and GSP’s pelvis.

MIKE FUCKING TYSON WAS ON THE SHOW TODAY. Another shout out to Dom for hooking that shit up. Iron Mike sat down with the boys and seemed like he was fucked up off of his balls at first. There was a moment there when it seemed like it was gonna go off the rails like the LL Cool J interview but Ellis got it back on track and they talked about life, pigeons, bitches and pathifism. Mike kept busting into an acapella version of Black Dog, and holy shit this man has brain damage.But he does have a one man show he is touring with, and I’ve heard it’s fucking awesome from quite a few people. They talked about how he went to just about everywhere in Australia except Tasmania because those people are kooks. Ellis spent a few minutes trying to get Tyson to tattoo him, but Tyson wasn’t having it, saying he’d give him gangrene and shit. Overall I’d say the interview went well and the guys left a good impression on him.

After the Tyson interview, the chick that came in for the boys to draw came in again with her friend London something or other. I never fully caught her name because Ellis was all over that shit and it started feeling like middle school when you were the only person in the room who wasn’t making out with someone. That never happened to me I’m just saying. Shut up. The chick wanted Ellis’ nuts and it took Sir Michael Tully telling them to get the fuck out for the show to get back on track.

Hollywood News: Bieber is losing his shit. Or not, but he is definitely well on his way to losing his shit. He passed out during a show and is evacuating his vagina all over twitter like puny little Canadian songstresses do. I don’t know, I’m only going to take an interest in Bieber when he is on Celebrity Rehab throwing his feces at Haley Joel Osment over who gets the top bunk. The rest of the Hollywood news was a bunch of BS crap you’ve all heard before and nobody is even reading this anymore. I’ve had a long ass week full of work stress, stress with a 4 month old, and I have to say writing these re-caps has to be one of the coolest things I have ever been a part of. Thanks to @bitpimps and @az_reddragon for allowing me to riff off some bullshit on a radio show that we all love. Being a part of Ellisfam isn’t just about being a fans of a radio show, it’s about the sense of community that comes with it. You are the people that live in my phone, you are the unnervingly honest and friendly people I’ve ever (not actually) met. Red Dragons.

Also, your mother is a whore.