EllisMania 9 is just around the corner! And EllisFam has some things to say to help you enjoy your time while attending EM9. From public service announcements and motivational comments, to general advice – these are things you should not only hear, but also… well, hear, I guess.
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Who can ever get enough of Morgan Freeman or Slipknot? For that matter, who can ever get enough of us making cock & balls audio bits? Not us!
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Really, it’s just “big boned” though.
That’s right! Morgan Freeman, as Morgan Freeman, and Billy Bob Thornton, as Karl Childers, talk about EllisMania 9, Fuck Fests, and their memories.
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So I tweeted today after the show concerning commercials and The Jason Ellis Show, and a possible new dedicated channel that is yet to be officially announced. This snowballed into a conversation with others that I felt may have gotten a little misconstrued, due to the 140 character limit on Twitter. It’s hard to convey exact emotions sometimes when you’re so limited. So I thought I would explain myself further here, and clarify my statements. Call it one of the perks of running and writing on No You Are.
@EllisMate @RadioTFB @possiblytully Better not do too many commercials. Fuck that shit.
This led to some other’s tweeting about commercials, which I had responded to a few of those tweets. Basically, my stance is this: Does TJES and it’s cast deserve more recognition and money? Absolutely. Do I want Ellis, Tully, Josh, Will, Cullen, The Jingleberries, and whoever else is part of their team, to succeed? Of course I do. Do I understand that TJES was and has been severely under budgeted? Yes. So why my concerns about “too many commercials”? Simple. Kind of. The short of it is that I don’t see music breaks the same as commercials. I don’t think anyone can doubt my love for the show. That same love is why I’d prefer to have 6 breaks in 4 hours, over 18 breaks in 4 hours. (Those are made-up numbers, I have no idea what the numbers would be.) I don’t want the show that I love to be totally different. But I think Ellis knows what his audience expects and I don’t think he’ll let his show get decimated. That is my hope, and that is all I wanted to say. Dude, is that gay? DING.
The Swinghouse, near Santa Monica Boulevard and La Brea Avenue in Los Angeles, where it all started. The place where Tony Hawk invited his crazy Australian friend to be on his show. The place where we got to know Jason Ellis, Cowfucker, Rawdog, Will, Streatch, Little Coffee Foot, Bentley, Assless Matt, Burt Backarack, Scott Green, Kevin Kraft, and many many others that have walked through those doors to make us laugh, cry, cringe, or cheer. The place where motivational speeches helped start our days and fart jokes and Women Am I Right kept us laughing through rush hour traffic. This is the ending of an era and the marking of a new, bigger, and better show. In honor of the past with anticipation to the future we asked some EllisFam what their favorite memories from The Jason Ellis Show are. Rest in peace Swinghouse.
“Tully was gone & Ellis & Rawdog were both crying after fighting.” – @bitPimps
“drinking a can of warm blanco basura in the bathroom” – @emilyinSD
“Bill the Scorpion” – @NorthernGorilla
“[when Rawdog] casually petted that venomous snake” – @Dutch_RDS
“The LL Cool J interview and the timeless phrase, get these balls!” – @Az_RedDragon
“Nothing beats the in-studio moto burnout.” – @Wolfman812
“getting perved on by Wilson!” – @emilyinSD
“When Bill the Scorpion ruled the studio, may he rest in peace.” – @mike_in_canada
“When Mayhem almost burned it all down, and everyone had to get out.” – @Hispandrix
“When @RadioTFB blew @BentleytHill and of course when Bill the Scorpion escaped” – @NorthernGorilla
“Papa Fifty being in the studio. And the time he ran away and Ellis stopped the show to get him.” – @truckeryako
“The Dave Mustaine interview that made us all fall asleep and change the channel to Cavino and Rich only to turn it back because they suck ass” – @azkellie
“And there was the day they evacuated cause of some mystery gas” – @truckeryako
“Remember when Jason had mersa on his dick and they canceled the show & fumigated.” – @sharckchucker
“Squeaky Door, and Bathroom/Kitchen/Prize chamber” – @TwistedMetalFab
“It was always funny when Rawdog came in to the studio so high he could barely talk. And dead video camera batteries” – @truckeryako
“All the times they started playing the Imperial Death March to call Wilson Pendarvis into the studio to give him shit” – @shit_toboggan
“The many times the studio had to be evacuated due to bugs/air pollutants.” – @Crackerstacker6
“The Assless Matt intro” – @shit_toboggan
“When Ellis asked Danzing if he lived in a castle” – @Az_RedDragon
“the time I wore a dress like a champ” – @mighty_boognish
“That time Will tried out the CEO show and Ellis and Mayhem kicked in the door and took the show back” – @bwstrangler
“Bill the Scorpions brilliant escape for freedom and his alleged final resting place” – @bwstrangler
“Jager Beard announced Ellis’s 540 at 40 (though technically not at the Swinghouse)” – @Az_RedDragon
“the Shock Lobster and Shocktapede!” – @matmonsterk
“When Scotty from NY and Oxycotton John got sober and stayed sober” – @Az_RedDragon
“remember that time mayhem set off a fire that choked everyone… #RIPSwingHouse ah, good times.” – @sharkchucker
“the war with bubba the love sponge” – @azkellie
“telling @EllisMate the story of how my adopted newborn ended up named Ellis Lee after 1 1/2 [hours] on hold” – @serutti
“Steven Tyler crashing the place and hitting on Katie” – @CrackerStacker6
“The first real game I heard was the DeCock-a-lon, think thatll be my fav” – @thegooser
“the Iliza Schesinger interview was epically awkward” – @CrackerStacker6
“burn outs from brian deegan in the studio” – @MotoSakiBabe
“cum challenge” – @serutti
“me wearing a strap-on spinning with my head on a bat then tryin to fuk covinos mouth” – @NorCalRowe
“that time they did the D!D!D! jam show with mastodon.” – @mighty_boognish
“When Sebastian Bach sang the intro to Monkey Business with Ellis” – @Az_RedDragon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO-mvJo2miA&feature=youtu.be
“One of my favorite memories was the “Guess What Chonan said” game.” – @RickNothing
