Evening, readers. Welcome to yet another Wednesday recap where the half of it’s made up and the points mean nothing. Ellis opened the show talking about how Starbucks is suing people so they don’t have to say that they have GMO’s in their overpriced coffee. But that is mostly bullshit at best. So it just goes to show that just because somebody you know posts some shit on Instagram doesn’t make it true, and just maybe check shit before you cosign it. Speaking of bullshit, Madchild won’t be fighting Tully at EMX because of conflicting tour dates in Europe. So it’s time to pull out the big guns and start harassing that fight dodging pussy Mark McGrath until he comes to Vegas. Which will probably end with Tully realizing scotch isn’t as good for cardio as cardio, but will most likely never happen anyway. Continue reading →

Well, sort of a re-cap. Sirius app is a hunk of shit and I didn’t want to listen to the music Ellis played. The two things synergized and POOF! I didn’t hear half of the show. I’ll give you what I got and the best I could gather from twitter on the rest of it for now, and in a couple of days I’ll listen to the rest and update this bad boy. Ya know, for history and shit. One day in the distant future, our robot overlords will have turned our planet into a scorched wasteland of dust and ash, and when the extra terrestrials arrive and slaughter all of them, we want them to hear our story. Our fucking retarded story. Continue reading →

Well, if you haven’t listened to the Friday show by now, you are probably wondering why the fuck your favorite recapping website hasn’t provided you with an eloquent retelling of Friday’s Jason Ellis Show event. Well you see, daddy drinks sometimes and then daddy feels a little funny and has to sleep all morning. And I barely took notes at all, and I’m watching the Walking Dead right now, so like your mom, I’ll give you a quickie while the commercials are on. Continue reading →

TITTIES! Beer! Wings! The show was live today from world renowned proprietor of titties and pub food. And surprisingly, the one remote show where Ellis wasn’t pausing every 4 minutes to scope out asses was the one where there were hot chicks you were SUPPOSED to look at. Maybe the lack of creepiness has something to do with the CHILDREN hanging around the restaurant. Apparently this shit is a “family” restaurant now, so Ellis and Tully had to keep things PG. OOOOHOOOHOO! Find out how it went after the jump!

If you have ever said you go to Hooters because of the food, punch yourself in the box or the dick.

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Who’s ready for a kickass recap filled with hilarious jokes and witty insights about TJES Friday show that was live in Vegas from the Hard Rock Hotel? Well, fuck you because AZ_RedDragon was in Mexico all last week getting his Tequila and donkey show on, and I’m covering his ass. With both hands. And a tongue.

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