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HateBean Live With Number Five

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More live studio recordings with HateBean. This time with heavy hitter Blasko on bass, Shoebox on keytar, Nancy on guitar, and tons of over-everything audio-wise courtesy of Ellis. Which actually gave it a gritty, industrial feel that worked out. So here it is, the audio with no – or next to no alterations.

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Need more HATEBEAN? We got more HATEBEAN!

Punk Rock Nancy Calls Bitches Out

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She’s punk rock. She calls bitches out. And she talks a lot like Tully. Meet Nancy, bitch.

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Nancy isn’t just some hard-talking, punk rock, gutter slut. She has skills. Here she is in her directorial debut feeding lines to Aiden Ashley.

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Dehydrated and Exhausted

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It has become a common celebrity excuse. Explain your irrational behavior, that was caught on camera, by saying you were dehydrated and exhausted. That’s Hollywood speak for, “I was sooooo wasted!” Well, Ellis is feeling dehydrated and exhausted. He could take his pants off, or more likely, Cumtard could watch him stab himself to death for an Instagram video the children will never forget.


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