It has become a common celebrity excuse. Explain your irrational behavior, that was caught on camera, by saying you were dehydrated and exhausted. That’s Hollywood speak for, “I was sooooo wasted!” Well, Ellis is feeling dehydrated and exhausted. He could take his pants off, or more likely, Cumtard could watch him stab himself to death for an Instagram video the children will never forget.

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