Did you hear Mickey Rourke had a fight?
Welcome back! And we’re outta here! How many of those could you pull off before everyone got fed up with that? So, everyone’s back after the long Thanksgiving holiday. Dingo is busy at the news desk, prepping some UFC news for the show. Andrew The Giant is busy in the greenroom, eating food after raping and pillaging over the the holidays. Continue reading
Just a couple quickies here. First up, we all know and love how Ellis fucks up some words. That’s why there’s the Ellis English Dictionary! Here’s one of those special words that was uttered during a talk about a girl with vitiligo. Second up is only Dice’s Tweety Bird annunciation of “Hardcore”, because I find it funny. Third, is a “special” piece from Andrew Dice Clay’s childish name calling, which is so amateur that it’s actually fucking hilarious and I cannot seem to get enough of it. In the end, I could go into a whole diatribe about that interview, but I’m not going to bore you with that. At least not in this post. If you haven’t heard the entire interview yet, I recommend you go listen to that On Demand or on OfficialJasonEllis.com. I’ve listened to it 3 times already and I keep gleaning more and more information out of the subtle nuances. There’s a story within a story within a story there. Give the clips below a listen. Continue reading
So Hotdog is putting his horndog skills to good use. He’s been calling gay phone sex hotlines. Here he is in only his 2nd sultry phone sex conversation. Get out your wad towel and your favorite choke sock and get ready to get messy!
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Did Dingo just say he was in a bed with Taylor Swift?
Monday. We all dread them, but there are things to look forward to – like this lovely, entertaining, insightful, downright awesome recap. The 80’s could last for centuries and you can see the 80’s trends coming back, especially with Taylor Swift’s new album. Dingo was in a bed with Taylor Swift and nearly burned down Kelly Osbourne’s house this past weekend. At 28-years-young, Dingo did some serious drinking, he was trashed by 8 o’clock. After getting back from partying later that night, Dingo found a BBQ chicken pizza and decided to cook that shit. Then he found some ice cream and decided to eat that shit too. But he was still hungry so he grabbed a mini pizza and put that shit in the oven and then promptly fell asleep. He woke up with Kelly wearing oven mitts, holding this smoked out pizza clit in from of his face. Whoops. Dingo is co-signing for Taylor Swift, both on and off-air he has nothing but nice things to say about her. Tully has a crush on her. Continue reading
So last night, Will, Hotdog, Cumtrard, and Andrew decided to call up some phone sex hotlines and record the results. While Kevin and Andrew solicited lines, Will and Nate would try to incorporate them into their sexy conversations. Will was… dry as a bone? He wasn’t feeling the sexy that night, it must have been a murdery night. And Hotdog was throwing curve balls all near the plate, causing some near misses but lots of hits. Also, the show addressed the “Wow” Pendarvis phenomena that happens only once in a great while. Have a listen! Continue reading