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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Topper Sundquist (@ThrillhoMMA)

  1. Where do you live? Okanagan Falls, British Columbia, Canada
  2. What is your occupation? Sustainable Housing Designer, hot dog vendor
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Three kids, one wife. Former competitive martial artist. Writer currently working on about twelve novels. Currently losing a shitload of weight, powerlifting and running every sing eday.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Four years this August.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Complete accident on a 12 hour drive up north.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The insanity, the vulgarity, the honesty and the truth. Also, it’s very inspiring in two ways: 1, the things Jason can do when he puts his mind to it, and 2, the humiliation I feel when a deadbeat illiterate psychopath is in better physical shape and far, far richer than I’ll ever be.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I’ve lost more than sixty pounds in the last two years, and I WAS scheduled to fight at Ellismania IV (moto-helmet swordfight) until my wife forbade me from going. I’ve made a lot of positive changes, though.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? It’s sometimes really, really what I need when I know I can come to Ellisfam and pour my heart out, spill my guts, vent my stress… and find support. I love you guys.

Devin Taylor (@fancyjesus)

  1. Where do you live? Bagdad Az.
  2. What is your occupation? Unemployed at the moment.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? About 3 years.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I over shot liquid metal, Ellis was on he sounded funny so i stayed been hooked ever since.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The show is funny, and Jason is a good dude real cool with his fans. Oh and Tully, that crazy kid is unpredictable.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? It helped me to enjoy what I have and work hard to make shit happen like finally getting my GED after putting it off for years and to get a real job for once.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Lets play ball its game day we want strike outs hits double plays take the field hear the roar of the crowd COME ON MARLINS MAKE US PROUD!

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Emily (@EmilyinSD)

  1. Where do you live? San Diego, CA
  2. What is your occupation? Paralegal
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m awesome! I love dogs and pot marijuana.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? 5 1/2 years or so
  5. How did you discover TJES? the punk channel was gone (channel 29) so I was listening to faction and discovered the DJ on a night was freaking hilarious. The music he played sucked, but I kept listening because he was funny and had a hot accent. Then he moved to afternoons and I was hooked.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Tully
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The friends I’ve made from listening to TJES are truly the best friends I’ve ever had. The term “ellisfam” is used very loosely these days, but true “ellisfam” know who they are and are some of the most amazing people I’ve ever met and I am honored to know them.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Thanks for everything you do, Jason. You are are gentleman and a scholar. Red Dragons to you sir!

 

Queen of the Fam (@azkellie)

  1. Where do you live? Peoria, Az
  2. What is your occupation? Administrative Assistant to a shit ton of lawyers.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Single mom, Scuba diver and scout mother just biding my time in the rat race till i can move to Mexico and dive full time.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Whenever it was that BTLS left Sirius. I turned the dial to 41 in the afternoons, and never looked back.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Got tired of the bullshit on H101. see above.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The raw entertainment. I hate anything scripted, censored or dumbed down. I love the off the cuff humor, Tully’s random outbursts and when Jason really and truly laughs wholeheartedly.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? Yes. How? All the people i’ve met and developed friendships with all over the world. The acceptance the fam has to all walks of life, backgrounds, races, and diversity is amazing. It’s too bad the rest of the world doesnt get it like we do.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? No. its my ball, you cant have it. But i still love you all with all my heart. :P

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 7/3/2012

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HHEEEYYYYYYYY MOTHER FUCKERS! I’m back, and here to tell you about this little show on the satellite radio called the Jason Mother Fuckin Ellis Show. To start off Jason is in this love triangle where some chick hit on him at Ellis Mania 7 and since then she has kept contact with him sending him seductive pictures and texts. Well after a delightful evening eating sushi, the fish not the pussy, he then later saw her again at the gym. With her boyfriend, the dude that Jason trains with. This is quite the situation as you might think. So Jason is worried that he might lose a friend over this crazy bitch and he is also worried that this crazy bitch might do crazy bitch things, which is what crazy bitches do.

Adam Sandler made some great movies and a lot of shitty movies. I like the “boobs on the head” one. If you got that reference then we are friends for life. The Bag Balm arrived so Jason is now fucking a can of dick healing goodness until his thunder stick is back in proper condition. Oh and don’t forget to wash the teets first. The EllisMania Bikini Contest sounds like it is going to be the event of the year. Fist is the Q&A, then the dunking contest, then the “Dude am I a Slut” live. Yer mum should enter, she is a sure winner for the Dude am I a Slut. She already won the Dude am I a Bush Pig contest. Wait, that’s not the end, I just couldn’t resist.

There’s more zombie news, does anyone give a shit anymore? I’m ready for the Mummy news, haven’t heard that one yet. New Music Tuesday was today, coincidentally. Kiss has a new song. Thought they died, Maybe not. Also heard from Tim McGraw. To be honest as a country bumpkin, I cried a little when I heard this steaming pile of manure. What the fuck ever happened to Don’t Take The Girl, Indian Outlaw, or Down on the Farm? This pop infused pile of shit made me cry for everyone that wears boots and has ever kicked a little shit. The death metal that was played featuring Tim Allen was pretty fucking awesome. There’s a new Death!Death!Die! song, and it’s free! Get it here! It’s awesome. OK, here is the correct link. Did you fall for it again? HAHAHA, okay of reals now, http://deathdeathdie.bandcamp.com.

It turns out that cats carry the parasite that make women crazy, I just thought they were born with it. Skin was in the studio today talking about hand jobs, lesbians, strap-ons, live porn shoots, and pizza. Apparently she and some Brazilian chick with “ass for days” did a Cum Challenge on EllisMania.com and I missed it because I was at work and jacking off on the job site is frowned upon. Then there was final calls. They weren’t bad, could have been worse, like the time yer mum ate Mexican food for a week and then kept shitting so much that the donkey wouldn’t even fuck her, OH!

Yo quiero tu madre?

 

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Duane Hare (@_Buggs_)

  1. Where do you live? Cal City, ca
  2. What is your occupation? Flight Test Engineer
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Grew up an air force brat, always wanted to work on planes and now I am. Married for 17 yrs with a 19 yr old daughter 16 yr old son
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since the Siriux XM merge
  5. How did you discover TJES? Friend has sirius overheard Faction play NWA and Metallica back to back
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Mostly the humor. Tully’s sense of humor kills me. The guests and hearing Ellis’s stories. Mostly it’s the friendships that I have made because of the show keep me listening. Nice disfunctional little family we have developed, and it means a lot to me.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? See #6. With my daughters health challenges the last year and a half I have received so much support and love, words can’t describe. I am closer to the “strangers” in the fam than I am with most people on the planet. Hearing the stories and then reading Ellis’ book hit home.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I want to tongue dart each and everyone of you. #nohmo

Michael Rds Adams ‎(@tithas)

  1. Where do you live? Adelanto, CA
  2. What is your occupation? Quality Assurance Specialist for DOD
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. 9 year army veteran, combat veteran OIF III, married almost 10 years 2 kids
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? since 2007
  5. How did you discover TJES? I was a former Bam fan and liked faction heard this crazy fucker and never stopped listening
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? the show is fucking hilarious and speaks to most of my interest
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? not really It just entertains me to/from work
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? red dragons
If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.