Welcome to your Tuesday recap ladies and gents tempopermanentlyish hosted by the one and only me, jenny, whom you have all come to sorta know and sort of love. Cue the music cause boom, time to talk about what went down on the show today!!!!
Getting right to it- Ellis is thinking that he wants to get some samurai’s tattooed on the backs if his legs because Sa Continue reading
The world is buzzing about the latest rejoin “You Are A Cunt”, which is a portion of this. So here it is. Listen and/or download. Don’t know how to download a god damned MP3 file to your phone? Tough shit, go Google how to work your fucking phone, this isn’t the Phone Guru Store.
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What is this “soccer” you speak of?
It’s another Monday recap, and you know you looooove it! Ellis has been 43 like 5 times in the past 3 or 4 days, with all the cake and celebrating. Dingo is looking good today, he’s dropped about of weight lately and even he’s having a skinny mirror day. Tully watched a woman attempt to take a selfie of herself for about a half hour, she was a trendy looking black woman trying to time her selfie just right. Dingo & Ellis discussed how phones have become new tools allowing for people to look at themselves. It bums most everyone out to run into a man who has to have names for his weed, you know exactly the kind the of dude they’re talking about. “I got some headband and n-bomb riot, bro – you gotta try it!” Continue reading
Over the past 2 days, Hotdog has learned how to talk sexy as fuck. His “sexy talk” will make you wet, as if you’ve just had fourth meal and are spewing diarrhea out your fat hairy asshole. It will make you cream, like all cheese seeping out of the pores in your skin. It will make you want to buy a shirt, just so you can wipe your forehead as you drip sweat while forcing out a shit. Give him a chance, his “sexy talk” is going to bring you to tears as you get swooned by the magic man’s sultry voice and “sexy” delivery.
It’s the Birthday show Ya’ll! Oh Jesus Christ, I just typed that. Oh well fuck it, I’m not an edit posts kind of guy. You can all just step into my stream of consciousness and bask in mental excrement. And you’ll like it! You sick, dirty little fuck you WANT my excrement (Extra-Mint, in Ellis language check out the Ellis-English Dictionary) all over your mind’s chest. Ok, that’s all I have for shit metaphors for the time being. As I said, it’s Jason Ellis’ birthday today, today being 10/11, but Friday was the on air celebration of our beloved radio warlord. A lot of people (Will) put in a lot of work to make this a special day for Jason (Will saw an opportunity to win Jason’s affection) and many friends of the show stopped by and/or made baked goods to pay tribute to Young Wing. First off, a piece of production from what had to be the Jingleberries (Please make more songs, guys. We all miss your work dearly.) that bitPimps provided. Continue reading