EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

The Gauntlet (@WVGauntlet)

  1. Where do you live? Charleston, West By God Virginia
  2. What is your occupation? Cashier at a gas station in the mu’fuckin ghetto.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I play guitar in a band, The Gauntlet, we will be promptly taking over the world as soon as we find some rock n rollas who can hang with us. Oh, I’m also Irish, so apply all stereotypes.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Shit I don’t know… 4-5 years? Shout out to pot-marijuana!
  5. How did you discover TJES? I remembered him from his days as a skateboarder… Pretty sure I heard Demolition Radio once or twice with him on it, then on & off until Bubba went terrestrial & Ellis fucked his radio face.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? That’s probably a better question for my psychologist.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I’m definitely more open-minded in every aspect of my life. I’m just able to deal with shit more even-keeled, I remember all the inspiring monologues from the barren Tully-less Ellis-Rawdog days & his speeches about fighting through whatever bullshit gets thrown at you.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Yes. These goddamned herpes, with ALL of YOU.)

Juan (@Lugoman43)

  1. Where do you live? San Antonio, TX
  2. What is your occupation? I work at the corporate offices of a grocery chain down here called HEB.  We’re kind of a big deal.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m just a normal guy, working for the weekend.  I enjoy college and pro football, basketball, running and the outdoors (so, much so that I’ve been known to throw a round of Frisbee golf or two every now and then).  I take pride in having a year-round tan.  But, that might be because I’m Mexican (shout out to @JustJ210).
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I started listening to Ellis when he was talking between songs on Octane.  I guess around 2005?
  5. How did you discover TJES? I used to have a job where I drove around checking prices at Wal-Mart, all over South Texas.  So, being in the car all day, I bought a Sirius Starmate4.  I was thumbing through the stations and I heard this guy, with a funny accent, introducing an AFI song.  You could tell he was trying his hardest NOT to tell you to change the station, so instead of suggesting that, he would tell a story about a frog.  The story had nothing to do with the song playing in the background, but it was extremely entertaining.  I guess I’m easily amused.  Well, yeah, I totally am (shout out to @BitPimps).  He mentioned Faction and that he knew Tony Hawk.  I listened to The Tony Hawk Show that afternoon and soon after that, Ellis had his own time slot.  The rest is history. And to those new to the show, the ONLY thing that has changed about TJES is the amount of “buttons” and Jingleberries songs.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? If it’s not the continued abuse of Raw Dog, it’s gotta be the continued abuse of Raw Dog.  Which I’ve NEVER figured out how many stars the Radio Gods had to align to create this radio gold. Honestly, I guess it’s because I’ve listened for so long, I feel like these guys are friends (DING!).  The sheer honesty Ellis gives and the dumb shit he says, ESPECIALLY his monologs (shout out to @FattRedDragon!), keep me interested.  It still gives me chills when someone calls in to tell Ellis how he’s changed their lives.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Of course!!  If it’s not from me saying, to people that don’t listen, “Oh, today, Ellis said….,” all the way to my girlfriend now saying “Truck Yeah!”,  The Ellis Show has been a major part of my life.  Harden the fuck up is not a saying; it’s a way of life.  I wasn’t an athletic person when I was younger.  But, now that I’m 32, I feel like I’m in the best shape of my life.  If I’m not running 5K’s, or playing a pick-up game of basketball, I’m doing push-ups or sit-ups just to get my blood moving.  Ellis made me realize that age is nothing but a number.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Red Dragons.

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 9/11/2012

Go Cullen, go Cullen, it’s yo birfday

It’s a NYC Tuesday! Let’s first get the 9/11 date out of the way. While your hearts may be feeling heavy today, your hearts should also be filled with pride. On that day, you watched ordinary people turn into heros, and you also saw most of the world standing behind the USA. Crazy man, crazy shit. Okay, let’s move on, @Cullensaidthis turned 36 today, so happy birthday to the Backbone of Faction and half of the @Jingleberries! Tully came in with yet another spot on observation, Rawdog looks like the Notre Dame logo when he’s fighting – that old-timey, fisticuffs style. And a caller actually had an observation as well, he looks like Sex Machine when he turns into a vampire, from the movie From Dusk Till Dawn.

Girls when they see Will in action.

Pendarvis was helpful to a couple chicks that were on the radio, he parked their car for them and now he might be getting some poon for his kindness. However, instead of going out with some chicks, he took Cullen out for a steak dinner – no word on if he got to first base or not. But Will did get an opportunity to make some poor waitress nervous, but I assume he didn’t get to take it to the next level where he follows her home in his car and flashing his lights. Jude is in NYC as well, so he stopped by the show today and apparently lookin’ and smellin’ all good & shit for the fellas. Why do fat people have black necks and bad breath? Diabetes, that’s why.

When Rawdog appeared with his shirt off.

Lance Bass of N’Sync fame was on the show today, I’m not real sure why, but hey – there he was. He’s getting into radio and guys’ butts. HEYOH! Actually, he seems like a pretty cool dude and his appearance on the show went well. Right after that, another surprise guest stopped by the show today, Robb Flynn of Machine Head. He’s into wake boarding and sweet licks. Just like Lance, he seems like a cool dude and his appearance on the show went well too. The world renowned Tony Hawk made a short stop on the show as well, TH talked about the TH TH (Tony Hawk Town Hall) that went on yesterday. He’s into skateboarding and cheeseburgers. Chris Brown got a new tattoo. He’s into beating women’s asses and shitty tattoos. Rawdog, sans shirt mind you, interviewed some Chippendales dudes about cocoa butter, workouts, nutrition, and cock. He also took a picture with them that you should definitely see, it’s on his Instagram. By the way, he’s into circle jerks and planetariums.

LA stinks like shit and rotten eggs lately, and I’m left wondering how people are just noticing that LA stinks like shit? They’re trying to blame it on the Salton Sea, but I’m not so sure about that. My theory is that your mom is wearing a dress and that’s what’s been making LA and neighboring states stink like shit and rotten eggs for over 40 years. OH!

Show Re-cap For Monday 9/10/2012

You wanna go to the planetarium, you say?

It’s Monday, it’s the start of a week of TJES in NYC, droppin’ BOMBS on your moms. Why do people get all dumb when traveling to another country? If you ask me, or even if you don’t as me, my answer is the same: because that bitch needs a load to the face. Ellis needed a phone charger, so obviously he checked a strip club and then a jerk-off booth because that’s probably where one would find a phone charger, am I right? However, he didn’t feel like jacking off so, he’ll go back tomorrow and give us a report. Back in LA, Rawdog went to a planetarium with his girlfriend – it sounded horribly boring, but apparently they had a pretty good time – they also had missionary sex. Good times, good times. Ellis’ daughter had accidentally gotten one of Katie’s t-shirt’s from the wash and to be funny, she wore it in front of her. The t-shirt said, “I love Satan” and everyone had a good laugh until it was time to drop Devin off at her mom’s house. By this time, everyone had forgotten she was still wearing the t-shirt, things didn’t go well when mommy saw the shirt.

Pendarvis doing buttons is as cute as OMG!

One thing that nobody knew about this trip to NYC, the trip is for Tully to promote his new coffee table book of artful cock photos. This took everyone by surprise, even Tully, just not the monster truck voice guy on the radio – mainly because this book does not yet exist. Since Will Pendarvis made the trip to NYC and Backbone is in-house, it only makes sense to have Will re-do all the buttons for the show. He re-did the “POOOOOOOOP”, “You should just fuckin’ smile and blow me”, “Well puke on my dick”, “Hard pussy on your ass”, and “Shut that cunt’s mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head”, and “ah delicious cum on the ground, ahhhbllaauuhhhggg” buttons. It was partially disturbing yet full on hilarious. Ellis isn’t nearly as angry as he used to be, Rawdog doesn’t express his anger to a point of fault, so smart guy in the room (Tully) looked for the middle ground where Rawdog get’s a chance to vent his anger. And BOOM! We got our first Rawdog “I’m fucking angry” rant session, which was more emo than angry. He needs work, more angry work.

Shit’s pretty much normal around here.

Some dude fell out of a moving car, got ran over, people stopped to help, he got up and ran towards one of the stopped cars, opened the back door and tried to pull a kid out… he was on PCP. That PCP shit, it makes fucking superheros. High profile guest on the show today, guitar sick cunt Steve Vai stopped by, and if you don’t know who he is, you’re probably younger than most of us. Ellis, in all his refinement, couldn’t help but notice how big Vai’s hands are and asked if he could swim good with those flippers. HA! That’s just one of the things I love about listening to Ellis interview famous people. Stacy Peralta made a quick stop by the show, he’s a skateboarding legend. And again, if you don’t know who he is, you’re probably old enough to be raped, and young enough to press some serious charges. Scott Greenstein, President and CCO of Sirius XM made super brief stop by the show as well, and if you don’t know who he is, don’t worry about it – only Sirius XM employees know if he really exists or not. Hey, did you know your mom tried to get your sister on birth control because she was following in mommies footsteps? Yup, she did. Your mom walked into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist: “Can I get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter?” The pharmacist said, “You have a sexually active 10 year old daughter!?” Your mom then said, “Sexually active? Hell no!, She just lies there and cries most of the time”. OH!

Will Buttons (Button) – 9/10/12

“Poooooop!”

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“You should just fucking smile and blow me!”

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“Well, puke on my dick!”

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“Hard pussy on your ass” (Robot)

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“Shut that cunt’s mouth before I go fuck-start her head!”

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“I hate myself”

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“Delicious cum on the ground aagghhh!” (Version 1)

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“Delicious cum on the ground aagghhh!” (Version 2)

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Bonus: Where did the “Delicious cum on the ground” quote come from? Listen back.


EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Trevor Hart (@Canada_Hartsy)

  1. Where do you live? I live in Canada, eh. Red Deer AB to be exact.
  2. What is your occupation? I am currently a Western Canada regional sales rep for a Tankless water heater company. HQ is SoCal. I am a plumber by trade.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Married- one little girl, me wife and 120 lb Akita. Enjoy MMA hockey and sports in general. Late night Ninja.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Been listening to TJES for about 5 years.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I discovered TJES when I was plumbing. Installing a gasline into a buddy’s bike shop and heard him on sirius and went out and bought sirius right after the show.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? What keeps me listening? Ellisfam, Tully and of course Ellismate. Rawdog is a pussy!
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The show has impacted me in that I have been able to meet some really good people… (Even if not all face to face). It has also helped me to get into MMA more and be a kickboxer. To not be complacent and chase that dream whatever it is.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? A Life story- how I came about- well… My dad ended up landing a cougar (my mom). On conception my dad was 18 while my mom was 36, needless to say- the relationship did not last between the two. I spent most of my childhood with my mom. I believe (and this is for the Canadians) it was the 1972 Summit series. Canada vs Russia. Hockey.

Tom 中 Fine (@chupacobara)

  1. Where do you live? I live in Redondo Beach, California
  2. What is your occupation? I own a kite shop on the Redondo Beach Pier
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am a husband and Father, I love to cook and BBQ
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since 2007
  5. How did you discover TJES? While recovering from heart surgery and a brain injury,feeling sorry for myself, my wife bought me a portable XM radio to listen to while I was recovering, found the Ellis the first day after a week I was hooked
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I feel connected to the show and all the EllisFam, If I miss a show I feel left out
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? While recovering I put on more than 50 pounds, the show help motivate me to get in shape and take better care of myself, I love Ellismania and I have been to EM6 and Minimania
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I have met lots of very special people through the show, and I love the EllisFam, I can be myself and say what I want, there’s not alot of people in my life I can do that with

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.