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EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Patrick (@BryntYankFan)

  1. Where do you live? Connecticut
  2. What is your occupation? Financial Manager
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. My name is Patrick, I am a member of 3 Fraternities, I enjoy country music, Fantasy novels, Star Wars and comedy movies.  Spent the past 3 years, due to inspiration from Ellis and the EllisFam, to turn my life around and become a positive person.  Special shout out to my posi-Brothers Bevan and Sleepy Joe!
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I have been listening to the show since early 2008.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I discovered the show because I enjoyed listening to Faction’s music but everyday around 3 this DJ would come on and not stop talking.  Usually I turned it off because I wanted to listen to music at work.  But one day I was just too busy and never shut it off and ended up laughing harder then I’d ever had from a radio show.  Since that day I’ve been a dedicated daily listener.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Tully
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The show has impacted my life because it introduced me to a set of OG EllisFam who we all bonded and connected and helped keep me going when I had nobody around and was really down in the dumps.  I can’t thank them enough for what they did for me.  Kellie, Em, Bevan, Sleepy Joe, Cory, John, Andy, Shannon, etc.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Red Dragons to the #EllisFam!

Ian Lake (@ianlake)

  1. Where do you live? Phoenix
  2. What is your occupation? U.S. Army
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Just passed my 8 year point in the Army, currently serving in recruiting here in PHX. Married for 7 years, no kids. Love old muscle cars and video games.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since the first Stern interview in 2009.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I heard Jason on there and tuned in that afternoon and have rarely missed a show since. It’s the best thing on radio.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The show is hilarious, inspiring, and it has Raw Dog!
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? It just gives you something to look forward to every afternoon.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Red Dragons!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

 

 

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These are called “wallpapers” and you do stuff with them..

Show Re-cap For Thursday 8/23/2012

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Pound for pound it’s almost over, not summer, we’re still fucked on that, the week. It’s almost Friday. Just one more fucked up day dealing with grown ass children who cry and fuss when they don’t get their way. Well fuck those fuckin fucks, you have a re-cap to read and those snot nosed man babies can wait. In case you haven’t heard, pound for pound England is crap. All of it, I’m not sure why but I heard it on the radio so it must be true. If your not on Twitter, Facebook, the internet, or own a TV, then you don’t know that UFC 151 is cancelled because Henderson injured his knee. Pound for pound the A6K is taking another dive and this is probably the last run for the ‘ol girl. Ellis is thinking about getting a car, something economical and affordable, like the Dodge Challenger. Ellis is back in the blow job game, receiving not giving, and for some reason Dingo is rather obsessed with the details of this encounter. Were you standing? Pants all the way off? Did you smack her forehead with it? Pound for pound it was a bit creepy.

America throws out around 40% of its food, this makes that little kid in the commercials cry. Too bad he’s stuck in some shitty third world and not here, he would love our dumpsters! Wondering which candidate your most likely to vote for, go to ISideWith.com and fill out the form and then go on not giving a shit like the rest of us. Then there was moto news, kinda, talk about off shore drilling, fossil fuel consumption, then Chad Reed. It’s a perfect conversation circle. In Ohio some dude is pulling the greatest prank ever, a prank that I myself want to do in the worst way. He has a Bigfoot costume and is fucking with people in the woods. Here is the video.

The guys did a little taste test thanks to Tully. You guessed it, weird Japanese food. This is what was on the menu: dehydrated squid, seasoned seaweed, pickled plum, canned quail egg, fermented soy beans, cheese milk candy, and coffee jelly. Sounds yummy. Horse Force, a force of super horses! Never heard of it? That’s because it was just made up and is going to blow up your children’s morning cartoon adventures! Who doesn’t love horses, and camels and Robert Redford Robot?

They crunch!

Do you have AIDS like symptoms but don’t have AIDS? If you do then your fucked and you should probably stop reading this and go to a doctor. Some people have it and nobody knows why, they just do. Sometime in the near future Josh and Ellis will be swapping three meals and seeing what it is like to eat each others diet for a day. I am actually looking forward to this, mostly because I want to hear what each of them picked for the other more than I want to know their reaction to eating the actual food. Did you know that yer mum wasn’t always a disgusting trash hound? She used to be a disgusting trash hound with a dick, before the operation, OH!

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Brennan Wright (@Deaf_Heart)

  1. Where do you live? White Rock, B.C.
  2. What is your occupation? Machinist
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I started carving the RDS logo on my skate decks 12+ years ago. I’m a father of one, my  son and best friend Jaxson
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? To guess I’d have to say 4-5 years? It was right around when Ellis was hunting pigeons and before wart cock came around
  5. How did you discover TJES? I was always a red dragons fan and Ellis was in RDS/FSU/2002. If you havnt seen it, watch it! Best skate video ever. When I heard he had a show on Sirius I had to check it out. I got hooked quick.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Everyone loves fart jokes and whatnot, but it’s so much more. He inspires people and keeps it real all at the same time.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? When my wife left me and took our son (who I still see 2 days a week), I thought my life was over. I tried to fix it but failed. Ellis helped me realized that I was a fucktard for getting married so young and to get on with my life!
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Bring it on world, bring it on

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 8/22/2012

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I would like to start off by thanking the SiriusXm app for being a total pile of shit that was shit out by yet another piece of shit that previously ate it. I missed the first 15 minutes due to this fucktardedry and caught the part where Ellis said that he signed the papers for the house in Tarzan. I’m not from LA so this means as much to me as knowing where Burbank is, sorry Dave. A good friend of the EllisFam, Cody, called in today to thank the Fam and mainly Dutch for their support through his rough emotional patch. This is one of the astonishing things that the EllisFam is known for, helping our brothers and sisters in their time of need, that and giving Dutch handys, you know you would. That led to the discussion of taking depression medication, and the survey says, why not? Ellis wants to have his am show played on Faction, as if we haven’t already heard, Mittens Romney drove with his dog on the top of the car bla bla bla, we covered this about a month ago. The surprising this was that Rawdiggidydog was the only one who remembered that, oh and about 500 people on ellismania.com.

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are getting married, and according to TMZ this will mark the first lesbian marriage in the Rock World so congrats to the two of them. Rawdog still chooses to defend his McEating habits even though he pissed out a kidney stone. He he is even going as far as to say that carbonated beverages don’t attribute to them. If carbonated drinks don’t cause kidney stones then internet porn isn’t the cause for my sticky keyboard. A brand spanking new game was played today, no it wasn’t guess whats in yer mums smash box, it was, ummmm, I forget. Lets just call it Caller Bingo. Basically a restaurant owner, police officer, elected official, gay porn star, cowboy, etc., had to call in and the guys marked off their bingo boards. This game took forever and was slightly amusing but I’m pretty sure that they won’t be playing it again in the near future. Breaking news, chicks love their boobies and vaginas and so do I! Josh doesn’t know exactly where his girlfriend of 2 months lives exactly. She says its because shes embarrassed or some shit, I think its because they are a secretly working for Opie and Anthony and are stealing show secrets from McTumblebum. Would you take 4 dicks in the ass for 500 thousand dollars cash tax free? If you say no then I know your lying, yer mum did it for bus fare and a half eaten hamburger, OH!