EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Tara O’Blanc (@TaraIsSmiling)

A brief look into how all of you crazy motherfuckers came into my life and made me spend money to fly to Las Vegas, NV just to hug the fuck out of some of you….

  1. Where do you live? I live in the dirty, dirty South. Louisiana. Born and raised. The culture, the hospitality and the food keep me here. Moved once. Hated it. Came right back. Minus a husband. We’ll get to that.
  2. What is your occupation? I am the Sales Assistant for a company that manufactures and distributes water and wastewater treatment chemicals all over the state. I’ve been back here a year. Worked here a total of four. Love the people, love my job but I’d rather get paid to spend time with my kids, my man or party.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. As above mentioned, I had once upon a time moved to Houston, TX with my ex-husband, he didn’t treat me very well to say the least, I wanted to come home and he didn’t want to follow. So with that I packed up myself, my kids and the few belongings I chose to keep and moved home, scared shitless and broken without a leg to stand on. During that time I had reached the lowest point of my life and made some extremely poor decisions. Drugs, alcohol, thoughts of ending it all. Completely lost.
  4. How did you discover TJES? On the way home from our first business conference, Shannon and I were listening to the show and I was cracking up laughing. I knew nothing of Jason or the show or Ellisfam. She gave me a brief rundown and history and shortly thereafter she convinced me to join Twitter to fill up my time at work because I was “working too fast”. So that’s what I did.
  5. How long have you listened to TJES? A year later, these incredible people that I’ve come to know have pulled me from the depths and helped save me more and more every day.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Each of us have our own trials and tribulations and seeing some of the things that some of you have risen above, inspires me more and more to be the best version of myself.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? You have all taken me into the family with open, loving arms and sent me words of encouragement and strength daily. You guys have reached out to me when I felt like I had no one else in the world. Closer a family than my blood. For that I can never thank any of you enough. Hell, I even fell in love with one of you crazy ass people. I hope that I can be there for all of you the way you have been there for me.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I don’t get to listen to the show as often as I would like but when I do…I laugh my ass off. I realize that we’re all the same. I look forward to spending next weekend in Vegas at EllisMania and I hope it’s only the beginning of years of annual debauchery for myself! See you fuckers there!
    Much Love! Tara is INDEED smiling!
John Flath (@TwistedMetalFab)

 

  1. Where do you live? The Beautiful(?) Garden State New Jersey, near Philadelphia.
  2. What is your occupation? I am a welder/fabrication for Big Bill’s Truck Shop in Deptford NJ. I also own and run Twisted Metal Fabrications also in Deptford NJ. Where I build and repair race cars and race components.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am a 40 year old divorced Dad of the most awesome 12 y/o daughter on the planet(biased opinion of course). I am a huge MMA (read  fanatic), Football,Hockey and Baseball fan. I have been a welder for over 25 years and have a degree in Mechanical Engineering from Rutgers University(Go Knights!). Until recently I ran my own business where I built not only race cars, but custom motorcycles,cars and trucks. Even the occasional hot rod cop car or 2 LOL. My work have been featured in magazines,TV,and a music video or 2. I am currently finishing a hand built motorcycle for a local charity to raffle off to raise funds for their efforts. That was the good, but with good comes bad. I was the victim of abuse and molestation by members of my family throughout my childhood. I spent 18 months in prison when I was 21 for tearing a guys ear off in a bar fight. I have been a drug abuser, and had a heroin and meth addiction . I have attempted suicide over 15 times. While most of these issues were in my youth,(I am clean for 15 years) I still deal with daily the residual effects of the wreckage that is my past.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? For around 5 years now.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I bought a Dodge Ram that had Sirius in it, I loved the mix of music played on Faction. I would hear Ellis on tony Hawk’s show.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? First and foremost, its the fact anything can happen at anytime. Nothing is scheduled or scripted. Makes for real moments. I identify closely with the show crew on various levels.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? It has on several occasions. Its made me feel like I am not alone in dealing with issues. Its also taught me #HTFU is not just a slogan.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? #EllisFam, TRUE #EllisFam are the most amazing people on earth.

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.


Show Re-cap For Friday 7/6/2012

It’s Friday people, I’m glad you give enough of a fuck to read this because I barely give enough of a fuck to write it. So here we fucking go. French people are annoying shit fucks and this has been proven yet again by Tully annoying incredibly tanned neighbors. Even the French that are in Canada. I’ve been told by my beady eyed friends that they don’t like them much either. The A6K is broke again, or still. Lights, smoke, bells, the familiar sounds of the A6K. The guys were talking about Sammy Davis Jr mostly because they played Mr Bojangles before the show, and if you haven’t seen the video then you will here. Just try not to stare too hard at the Anaconda that he’s smuggling. Will “look at those shins” Pendarvis did Hollywood news and I have come to the conclusion that Hollywood is really fucked up. I could go into more detail about it but then I couldn’t tell every one that a woman is needed for the final scene in Big Fucking Mega Boat. That’s right ladies, if you can make your pussy sing that sweet sweet song and queef for the camera, you can be on Big Fucking Mega Boat, just send an email to jellis@siriusxm.com.

Tully did his new signature segment, Women, Am I Right?, and I am beginning to think that there are a lot of crazy broads out there. Better learn to sleep with one eye open and a finger on the trigger. I’m joking, I can’t sleep with an eye open. Breaking news, Justin Bieber’s balls have finally dropped and police in California ticketed him for going 100 miles per hour on the freeway. Kit Cope might not be at EllisMania 8 next week for reasons that are currently unknown so if he does pull out the pro shock collar fight will be cancelled. Final calls were more listenable than usual, still not saying much. A dude called in that got “shot” yesterday because he didn’t get his story out in a reasonable amount of time, and guess what, same thing happened today. So if you know this guy, give him a few leg kicks for us. A college girl called in with a Dude Am I A Slut, and she has banged about 6 guys on the water polo team, bareback. Yup, she’s a slut and the water polo team can’t stop giving each other high fives. Speaking of polo teams, yer mum had quite the tear through the polo team when she was in college, unfortunately the riders kept getting mad because she was only blowing the horses, OH!

We heard yer mum was going to be here.

EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Justin Hollingsworth (@Hollow_NorCal)

  1. Where do you live?Santa Rosa CA
  2. What is your occupation?Salesman 7UP
  3. Tell me a little about yourself.Shy dude growing up, wasnt “myself” til my 20s. Sports & Comedy fan. Married to @juscoltess will be 7 years on 12/31 Have an angel of a son 5yr old.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Been listening to Ellis for close to 5yrs. Became a fan the day he told the story about the old chick hitting on him at the smoothie shop & how we should all jack off in front of the elderly. Hahaha I was hooked. I knew of Ellis from skateboarding plus Haggards one of my favorite movies & I really liked WildWorld of Spike all before I heard the show.
  5. How did you discover TJES?Heard about the show from my Cuz who got me Sirius for xmas. Only checked it out cause I wss bored of NFL ch that day.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES?He doesnt do it as much anymore but the positive rants at the beginning of each show was one of my favorite parts. I stayed for the crude, over the top, in your face, go fuck yourself Ill say what I want attitude. Plus shit fuckin cracks me up.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How?Sounds sad but dont know what Id do without the show. It motivstes,entertains & gets me involved. I wouldnt know any #ellisfam who I talk to via twitter/fb more than my actual family. Fuckin love you guys. Keeps me level.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I know Ellis is a moody, uneducated hot head but I love the dude & the show cause he & it are REAL. He always says “I shouldnt say so much” but thats one reason why we enjoy it. We can relate. Life has ups and downs & nobody is perfect. Sorry if its long winded. Thanks for listening & doing what you do. #REDDRAGONS
Rick Shaub (@RickShaub)
  1. Where do you live? Northwest corner of NJ.
  2. What is your occupation? Software developer.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m me and you’re you.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? About 5 years.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Faction was 1 click away from Hard Attack and played punk once in a while. If the Sirius Punk Channel would have stayed on air, I probably wouldn’t have discovered TJES until he was on Stern.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The show is funny and interesting.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The show has impacted my life by giving me a group of imaginary friends on the interwebs and giving me a place to send wacky news stories.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share?

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Thursday 7/5/2012

Another Thursday has come and gone. For all you lucky fuckers out there this means that there is only one week until a weekend of debauchery and alcohol commences. From all of us not going, FUCK YOU. Ellis went to the doctor and as he hoped, his dick is herpes free. That’s great news for Ellis and all the pussy that lies in his path. Speaking of pussy, Raw Dizzle Dog is getting some kitty of his own. He didn’t go into much detail but he did say that he has given and received. They played a sound drop game, for what exactly I’m not sure, and the winner was Tiggy saying Red Dragons. Bitch Shit Nacho Supreme was sick today and his stupid ass thought it would be a good idea to still come to work. Fucktard.

Its big and it’s going to fuck your mind.

Big Fucking Mega Boat is in it’s second round of editing and we will probably see the final result in a month or so. Speaking of movies, the cult classic, Mixed Martian Arts made another comeback on the show. For many months I have blocked this movie from my memory only to have it hashed back up again. I would give you a link but I like you too much. Plus I can’t find one. There is a video making the rounds of a montage of people getting hurt with fireworks, and yes, I found it. In preparation for EllisMania the shock collars had to be tested and what better way to test them is with “Shocking Confessions!” It went as expected, some that were rather plain and others that made you wish the caller was faking it, but you know he wasn’t.

There was some girl in some state that ate KFC and got Salmonella and ended up with brain damage or some shit. They sued for millions. Why the fuck didn’t the parents of this girl just take her to the hospital instead of filling her bloated infested mouth with more chicken wraps. Congratulations, I give you Parents Of The Year. Our daughter drools but we have a new car. Final calls were about average. A lady cop called in that claimed to be hot and Tully made the point that there aren’t too many really hot lady cops. I must agree, usually the officers that are telling me to blow into the device are a bit rude and don’t appreciate a good doughnut joke. Speaking of blowing into devices, when yer mum took the breathalyzer test, she got it pregnant from all the left over jizz still in her jowls, OH!

EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Topper Sundquist (@ThrillhoMMA)

  1. Where do you live? Okanagan Falls, British Columbia, Canada
  2. What is your occupation? Sustainable Housing Designer, hot dog vendor
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Three kids, one wife. Former competitive martial artist. Writer currently working on about twelve novels. Currently losing a shitload of weight, powerlifting and running every sing eday.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Four years this August.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Complete accident on a 12 hour drive up north.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The insanity, the vulgarity, the honesty and the truth. Also, it’s very inspiring in two ways: 1, the things Jason can do when he puts his mind to it, and 2, the humiliation I feel when a deadbeat illiterate psychopath is in better physical shape and far, far richer than I’ll ever be.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I’ve lost more than sixty pounds in the last two years, and I WAS scheduled to fight at Ellismania IV (moto-helmet swordfight) until my wife forbade me from going. I’ve made a lot of positive changes, though.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? It’s sometimes really, really what I need when I know I can come to Ellisfam and pour my heart out, spill my guts, vent my stress… and find support. I love you guys.

Devin Taylor (@fancyjesus)

  1. Where do you live? Bagdad Az.
  2. What is your occupation? Unemployed at the moment.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? About 3 years.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I over shot liquid metal, Ellis was on he sounded funny so i stayed been hooked ever since.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The show is funny, and Jason is a good dude real cool with his fans. Oh and Tully, that crazy kid is unpredictable.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? It helped me to enjoy what I have and work hard to make shit happen like finally getting my GED after putting it off for years and to get a real job for once.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Lets play ball its game day we want strike outs hits double plays take the field hear the roar of the crowd COME ON MARLINS MAKE US PROUD!

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.