Monthly Archives: July 2012

A Good Morning

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As she stirred in the morning hour barely awake, she felt it, that familiar feeling down there. Down between her thighs she felt the usual and rather expected feeling, the wanting of touch. Still a little groggy from the nights sleep she reached her hand down and felt it. Yearning for her delicate and soft fingers, she touched it, and the more she touched the more she wanted. First one finger, then two, and then her entire hand was petting, rubbing, feeling, loving. Soon she was rubbing faster, harder but she wanted more. She was insatiable, still wanting, and so she gave, more and more. Soon time had passed without recognition and she realized that she must rise from her bed, but she wasn’t done. “Another couple minutes,” she told herself. She felt the affection that ran through her body, her love for her touch. In this instant, it happened, she stopped petting Sandy, her cat, and got ready for work.

THE END YOU PERVERTS!

Tranny Olympics Week – Day 3 – Tranny Twister

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The Tranny Olympics rolls on with an all new tranny. TJES was in NYC and Foxxy couldn’t be there, so she called in her TS friend Paris Pirelli. Enjoy!

Tranny Twister with Paris Pirelli – 9/29/10

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Bonus: “Eddie Murphy is a tranny fucker!” – 8/4/10

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EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

 

SHARK CHUCKER (@sharkchucker)

i am @sharkchucker

  1. Where do you live? I live just north of Memphis
  2. What is your occupation? I am a shipping and receiving pee on.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. i am a anti social, athiest, with a love for comedy, and sarcasm.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES?  started listening in the baby throat, wart cock era, but i first heard E. on octane shitting on the music I listen to.
  5. How did you discover TJES? when btls jumped the shark, landed on top of it , and then ate it on testical radio, he told the fans to fuck off and listen to Ellis. that was a good idea so i did
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? the unpredictable nature, the real emotions, the stupidity, and the good heart, anchored by the quick whit and sarcasm of Tully keep me.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I have changed. I no longer throw butts out the window. now i save them up , and once a year i fedex them to a buddy on the west side . he dumps them in the pacific ocean for me.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? GO STARS … is it october yet ?

中Ghostload中 (@wiz1010)

  1. Where do you live? Frederick maryland
  2. What is your occupation? Printing. 
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Born in 80. Have a young son. Own my house. Very active in sports. Work hard. Enjoy each moment as I can!
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Feels like the very first time. Started listening about 2 months before the LL interview. Whatever that adds up to
  5. How did you discover TJES? Random. Like rock so faction was on the presets. Heard it n loved it. RDS ever since. 
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? “That RawDog character. He talks like a Jew and it makes me angry!”. Really I’m a huge Tully and Mayhem fan. 
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? When I started listening, I was a recent single father picking up the pieces from a failed engagement and household. Long story short, Ellis’ Harden the Fuck Up motto got me out of a 2year rut in depression. Since I have bought a home, found a gorgeous woman and my son is kicking ass!
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Hahaha Yeah. I am a fellow circle jerker. I wasn’t with raw-dizzle but can relate. However no one in my circle was gay. So No Homo literally!

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

 

Tranny Olympics Week – Day 2 – Tranny ATM

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Tranny-Olympics

For Day 2 Foxxy returns to the show for a bit involving nudity, money, and Scott Green’s mouth. Intrigued? Let’s listen!

Tranny ATM (AKA Automatic Tranny Machine) – 7/9/10

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EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Danelle Miller ♥ (@_DaniKalifornia)

  1. Where do you live? California
  2. What is your occupation? Trophy Wife.. Kidding I help run our business. Office Manager , parts runner .. Need to go on . A gopher ..
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Well what’s to tell , i love what we do , my husband builds race cars . So I’m always at the track supporting my Fav series NHRA and anything that involves dirt. That is another passion of ours Off Road Racing LOORRS . I’m a mommy have a wonderful daughter who is the coolest kid because she loves cars . Born and Raised on a drag strip . after she was born I slowly started going blind , discovering I had kertakonus . Learning at 27 that in 20 years you may lose your sight is heartbreaking but they said a Cornea Transplant would fix the problem when my sight worsen . Well 20 years turned into only 5 , so I was blessed with the gift of two new Corneas from Ucla . So I’m a big supporter of DonateLife.ca. That’s just a lil into my life ..
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since the show started . Hubs listened to Tony Hawk and became a instant fan of Ellis
  5. How did you discover TJES? From the hubby .. Nothing like your Daughter asking Mommy Who’s Jackie Chan ..
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The funny banter the boys have and Guest .. Too many to list
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I’ve made some amazing friend’s from twitter through the TJES , lifelong friends that I’ll have forever ..
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? NOPE!!!! :)

Just_Some_Asshole (@waynethepitt)

  1. Where do you live? So hello there I’m Wayne , i have the misfortune of living in the 951 aka outer ring of hell.
  2. What is your occupation? I’m an electrician by trade which is pretty awesome. I’m an overgrown toddler with the body of an old man.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I don’t think it’s possible to offend or embarrass me , hence the reason I enjoy the show so much.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I’ve listened to the show for 4 or 5 years ( I can’t really remember , Don’t do drugs kids )
  5. How did you discover TJES? One of the guys I work with turned me onto the show.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I still listen because really what else am I going to do at work. work, not likely.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Ellis has made me start getting in shape I was 315 now I’m 233. So I give him some credit for that.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? So there is a little about me if you really wanna know some thing else ask. #RedDragons #Ellisfam

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.