Show Re-Cap for Monday 3/30/2015

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3 Aussie’s on the show at 1 time?

Word is up my homies? Increase the peace, in your neighborhood, yo! I am very sorry if you cannot understand my lingo, I developed as a child in the streets and schools in my area. Take a minute to think about how sweet you are, look in the mirror, tell yourself, “self, you’re fucking sweet!” There are lots of Australian’s in Ellis’ life and on the show right now. There are 2 Australian’s at Ellis’ house, a friend of his little brother Stevie and his fiance. And of course there’s Dingo, and Dingo brought in another Aussie, Corbin Harris. Continue reading

Show Re-Cap for Thursday 3/26/2015

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Learning how to metal.

Hey guess what? It’s me again! And guess what else, I didn’t know nobody was recapping today until after the first hour so I’ll do my best. We’re pretty organized around here.

  • Katie is here today.
  • CassetteCoast is Meximerican.
  • Tully is researching getting dental implants because he has the mouth of a homeless person. Continue reading

TJES WWE Promos

The gang has decided they need to do some WWE style promos because let’s face it, it’s kinda awesome to act like a coked out wrassler! So they pitted themselves against each other to record their trash talk sessions, here they are.

Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 3/25/2015

welcome-to-the-showI totally spaced out and forgot nobody is re-capping today, so fuck it. I’LL DO IT LIVE! (but not really) Here’s what I can remember:

  • Tully is going to have a “neglect our kids” pajama party Saturday morning with bagels and cream cheese. And you’re not invited.
  • Ellis watched some YouTube videos on his Roku.
  • His kids know what that shit is, but he don’t.
  • Some 50-year-old chick called into the show, I didn’t catch any of that. Continue reading

Show Re-Cap for Monday 3/23/2015

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You’re going to stop reading after 1.

You feel that? Can ya feel me balls tightening as I’m inside of you? That’s right, I’m putting the sexy back into Monday. Okay, not really. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Did you all catch Rude Jude on the Howard Stern show today? You’d be a lot cooler if you did. Dingo is back in studio today, you probably heard him already though. Ellis isn’t down with pimps and ho’s anymore, he thinks he done with prostitutes, but that’s his brain talking, we’ll see what his dick has to say about it when it wakes up. Continue reading