With Hotdog’s 2nd internship coming to an end, this week has focused a lot on one of the shows better beloved interns. Hotdog. Here is some audio from today of Hotdog in a lyrical battle against Cumtard, until HATEBEAN showed up. Then it was just cower and listen to the teacher.
Country music is speaking to Ellis and it’s not as annoying as he thought. Soul music is speaking to Tully and his adulterous ways. Ellis still has roid issues, he’s shitting blood, he wants to sit on a bowl but he can’t do that and run the show at the same time because he rides differently when on the bowl. Continue reading
There’s been so much phone sex going on lately, it’s hard to pick your favorite. Hotdog with gay men, Cumtard with a lady gay man, Tully with a methy sounding slut, Ellis at nearly any point in time, and Will in his panic room – sitting in a kiddie pool full of beans. Andrew is presumably jerking off to Mary Carillo. Anyway, here’s a short clip that probably lasts longer than you while jerking off to it.
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What should I do tonight? Fuck or start a fire? How about both!
It’s Monday, LA is on fire, and Will has not been arrested yet. But will he be indicted? Ellis has his glasses on today so he’s feeling smarter, but he forgot to take his Alpha Brain so it evens out. He’s got a stinging sensation in and on his ass, those roids are flaring up again. When he went to the desert, he had a roid actually come out of his ass, leaving behind all his roid friends who remained inside his ass. Slashing, popping, injecting, gaping, it was full on roid day for Ellis’ ass – and it’s all on video. People are podcasting, man. A lot of podcasting people would love to have a show on Sirius XM, but they don’t. Continue reading
Look guys…I got the day of the week right!!!! Woohoo!!! Yay for Jenny, she da bestest!!! *smears blood and semen on chest* Bloodmagic, motherfuckers, see what it can do!!!! Don’t worry, you’ll understand that in a few paragraphs, at which point I recommend returning to that sentence, reading it again, and laughing a bit at how awesome I am. Booms. For days.
Ellis and Tully open up the show today talking a little bit about the upcoming Ellismania 10: See Men Fight because even though it’s next year…it’s really only like two and a half months away. I mean, I know that when they got right into it I was like, ‘wtf…they’re already deep into talking about the logistics and the training and what it?’ But then the rational part of my brain (which was being a slow, lazy chunka grey matter today) was like, yo bitch…shits gonna be here before you even know it! Ellis is getting in to training mode because he’s feeling fat since he prolly weighs about five or so pounds heavier than he likes, and Tully is talking about who he should fight since Madchild is going to be on tour during EMX and therefore will be unavailable to scrap with our favorite Continue reading