What the fuck is it about dudes over the age of 50 feeling the need to walk around the gym locker room with their balls hanging out? Seriously, I don’t need to have some old, wrinkly balls hanging halfway to the floor next to me while I’m tying my shoes. If I wanted to be mentally scarred like that I’d just look at pictures of your mum. Continue reading
In case you didn’t know, we’re a mere 31 days away from EllisMania X. THIRTY-ONE MOTHERFUCKING DAYS. Prepare thine buttholes, because I’m coming in hot and without any lube. Seriously. I’m gonna fist your holes with reckless abandon upon arrival in Vegas. Speaking of general debauchery, Ellis went to Sam Tripoli’s “Naughty Show” last night and hung out in the back, sticking to the shadows like that creepy guy at the strip club who’s trying to beat off without getting caught. Continue reading
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Here we are again, sisters. Another Monday. So what does the show have in store for us today? Let’s find out. Continue reading
Wow…I’m still not used to writing 2015…it’s fricking weird. And I’m stoned. Hahahahahaha..so funny, right? Stoned Jenny is a weird, tired, kinda cranky that she isn’t asleep Jenny…but I got a tooth pulled and it sucked so bad and I wanna get my yoga on but if I try and go upside down I land on my face and it’s not exactly helping with the mouth pain. So, you know, whatever. On to what you are all here for…The Jason Ellis Show Recap cause woo-boo motherfucker!!!!!!!!! Woo-boo? I meant woo-hoo! But, fuck it, woo-boo!!!!! Wooooooooboooooooooooo!!! Lmao. Awesome. Ellis is in the studio with Tully, as (mostly) always and Jude is there too cause it’s Fucking Hot Guy Tuesday and man, cocaine is a hell of a drug? No…I’m not on cocaine (that’s the white powdery one, right?) and actually neither are none of the three men
How do I recap again? It’s been 2-3 weeks.
It’s a new recap to accompany a new year with the same show! And it wouldn’t technically be a typical Monday if Dingo weren’t there, right? So he is. Last night was a “new moon” or “wolf moon”, I saw it, Ellis saw it – he was naked & breathing with it. Dingo did not catch it, so he’s going to look for it tonight, though it won’t be there. I mean, the moon will be there, but it won’t be the “wolf moon” tonight. Continue reading