Every man and woman should stand naked on a mountain top and feel the wind blow past their balls. One of the best things in the world is naked back yard time. You feel nature the way nature was meant to be felt and your neighbor spies on you the way your neighbor was meant to spy on you. Ellis found a chair that he wants to have in studio and passive aggressive Will said he can ask Sirius to buy it but it would probably take fifty thousand weeks and go through a train of office jockeys before it arrives. Or Ellis can just buy the fucking chair himself and be done with it. Continue reading →