Show Re-cap For Tuesday 2/21/2012

According to Ellis and Rawdog, Cumtard is in fact leaving the show – unless maybe if Sirius XM can pay him more money. He said he can’t afford to live on a part-time wage (understandable) so he has to go get a full-time job some place to pay the bills. So look out for Scrotum McBoner Fart at your local sex shop or grocery store. This may be good and/or bad news. Cumtard has taken a his fair share of shit from both fans and the cast during his time producing the show, some with good reason and others with malice. The good part, Tully and Rawdog are going to have to help produce the show in the interim, and both of them are certainly more than competent to do so. The bad part is, believe it or not, Cumtard did bring some things to the show that really helped. I wish him nothing but the best and hopefully he is able to return in some capacity, he deserves his shot. Anyway, fuck that guy. (insert laugh track)

So today is Rude Judesday (@rude_jude), he was partying hard snortin’ lines of katemine last night, so much so that he hurled. Dude parties like a fuckin’ rock star and has the best drug fueled stories. I swear sometimes that dude sounds like a hip hop @oxycottonjohn, it’s fucking hilarious. Jude brought up how he would love to bang Sandra Bullock, Ellis got kind of got oddly silent for a second – that seemed kind of funny, make your own presumptions about that.

Rawdog went out on a date this weekend with some chick he wasn’t attracted to after seeing her in person (i.e. a fat chick) He thought she was cool and wants to hang out with her as friends, but doesn’t want to ever have a sexual relationship with her. So basically Rawdog friendzoned this chick, which is awesome because usually it’s him that’s been friendzoned.

Big Fucking Mega-BoatDonald Schultz stopped by the show and there was more talk about making the movie “Big Fucking Mega-Boat”. They were talking about celebrity cameos as well, many names were mentioned as well as many one-liners. The Twitter ledge @mike_in_canada came up with a hashtag (#CelebrityCameo) for possible one-liners that different celebrities making cameos in the film could use. Sounds like they’re getting pretty serious about filming this and hope to have it completed sometime in May I believe.

And that does it. I better stop and try to get this posted. My Internet has been going down more than your mom on freebie blowjob day. That’s still on everyday right?

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 2/8/2012

Ellis got an uncorrected proof copy of his book today, bound and all. The day when you receive your copy is getting closer, I think they said April 20th? Ellis also addressed yesterday’s awkward interview with that chick. I guess he told Cumtard that if the interview went bad, he should come in and get her out of the studio. Well, if you heard yesterday’s show – Cumtard never came in. Ellis also asked a question about dating a basketball player that supposedly came from Cumtard’s notes and I guess it was misinformation or something. That’s when the train started derailing. Although there seems to be a lot of “Cumtard” talk, Ellis says it is his own fault and he should’ve talked to her or taken more control of the situation. Anyway, who cares, let’s move on.

There was talk about potentially auctioning off spots in the musical chair fight, or other things, to help Sean (sp?) the tranny get a dick. And someone came up with the idea to auction off a night with @DanOD5, and he’s a fuckin’ ledge. He also got offered a free TV, some guys just get all the breaks. Tully brought in a celery soda for Rawdog. I’m sorry but it sounds fucking miserable, celery soda. Awesome, can I get some fish flavored ice cream with that and make the world’s shittiest float? Speaking of that, they all tried a bacon shake from Jack In The Box, which according to Rawdog tastes like a cold cut but everyone else seemed to reasonably enjoy it – with the exception of Dingo who demolished his all together.

Guess what? Nope. Care to guess again? Nope, you’re still wrong! Today is World’s Greatest Wednesday (and #WhitePeopleWednesday) so you know what that means right? Nope, wrong again. It means your Twitter got blowed the fuck up with suggestions for world’s greatest celebrity facial decomposition – which was suggested by none other than @mike_in_canada. Another piece of notable news, one week from today, WGW will determine the world’s greatest guitar solo, you can send in your suggestions to jellis@siriusxm.com. I was going to post the top 10 face melters from today’s WGW, but as soon as Pete Burns got nominated, it was over. He beat out honorable nominee’s such as Wayne Newton, Keith Richards, and Kenny Rogers. So shout out to that mess of a thing!

In other news, Jason “Mayhem” Miller (@mayhemmiller) thinks he might be able to get another shot at a fight in UFC (@UFC) if his fans tweet Dana White (@danawhite). So go ahead and do that if you want. Ellis also got tweeted by Dodge. He has been talking about getting a Dodge for several weeks now and guess what? Nope, man you’re wrong a lot. Dodge tweeted him, not sure why or what it may or may not mean, but they did.

And there you have it, gave it to ya as best I could. Who loves ya? Nope. Fuckin wrong again, what is it with you and being wrong all the time? Shit. Oh well, you can take comfort in the fact that I will help guide you, like your mother guides cocks into her eagerly awaiting mouth. OH!