Show Re-cap For Wednesday 4/18/2012

Day 3 of the New York shows kicked off with new songs by The Jingleberries (@jingleberries) and there were limited microphones available which turned into a fantastic new discovery, Tranny Sarah! This new discovery has so much creep potential I really hope the guys use this again.

Jason talked about all the shitty AM Terrestrial Radio shows that he had to do, all seemed to go well and he only said shit and fuck once.  I think I would have lost in that betting pool.  Tully reported that the book was at number 38 in sales, but throughout the show it seemed to drop. Apparently that’s what this shit does.

 

In today’s Breaking News, Dick Clark died, Britney Spears is going to be on X-Factor, and chin plastic surgery is the next big thing.  After all that epic news they got into the discussion of who’s smarter, Chicks or Gay Dudes?  After much discussion and deliberating they came to the unanimous conclusion that ugly Chicks are the smartest.

There’s a new contest, which isn’t as much of a contest as it is a crap shoot.  Some random caller will get a custom signed book and one of the twelve lucky winners will have their book hand delivered to them by Ellis himself.  This applies to everyone, except Canada, and Hawaii, and Alaska.  SUCK IT!

Todays Worlds Greatest Wednesday was nothing more than a cock tease, figures.  (sigh) Maybe next week.  Final calls was a little interesting.  It was mostly drug addiction talk, then took a left turn to a guy addicted to strippers and porn stars.  Not too bad of an addiction if you ask me, not like your moms addiction, chewing used condoms like gum, OH!

Show Re-cap For Monday 4/16/2012

Wassup party people in the place to be? The show started about 30 minutes late today, which made my eye twitch because that meant I had to do more work to pass the time. TJES is in New York today, and Ellis made an appearance on Jane Radio on the Stars channel. What an odd place to go to help promote his book. I have no clue who Jane Pratt is, why she has a radio show, or what it’s about. Pretty much the same stories of hookers, drugs, skating, and divorce that most of us have already heard before, still though, the interview was good none the less. Ellis also stopped by the Frank DeCaro show as well, which he’s been on before and has also had on his show before as well. I felt that interview was better, if not just for the fact that Ellis and DeCaro know each other pretty well, or at least more so than he knows Jane Pratt (I assume), so they joked around a bit more and that was nice to hear.

Rawdog is out today, he went to Coachella over the weekend and got his car stolen, so I suppose he will be catching a later flight. But, Backbone (@Cullensaidthis) was in the studio with Ellis and Tully today so that’s cool. Apparently Ellis had some chicks in his room last night, went to bed and then woke up at 4AM to more people and a full-on party going on his room until 9AM. I assume at least some of those chicks had to have been coke whores. While Ellis came on the radio, you could tell he was preoccupied and he apologized to the listeners several times for both being late (which didn’t sound like his fault) and for not being his normal self. Turns out that some chick was saying she needed to get into his hotel room while he was on the radio. He expressed the feeling that he thought this chick was just trying to rob him, so he gave his phone to Cullen and was going to have him go let this bitch in to get her wallet. Cullen comes back, the chick is crying and saying “just forget it”. Eventually she did go up to the room and get her shit and returned Ellis’ key, and according to Cullen, these bitches be whack, yo.

Chad and Vinnie from the band Hellyeah stopped by the show today. There were typical stories you would come to expect, like drunken fighting, drinking a bottle of Jager, passing out, shitting yourself, and going home to your mom’s house (seriously, that’s not a joke), etc. Sal Masekela has a new album out, yes – music from Sal – I didn’t even know he did anything but some shitty MTV and X-Games. Interestingly, it wasn’t rap either – it had some weird Lenny Kravitz style to it with a bit of spacey overtones. Another interesting fact that I didn’t know is that his dad is a semi-famous jazz musician as well. The last interesting fact that I didn’t know is that both Sal and his dad have tag teamed your mom while she was all coked out and in Ellis’ hotel room. OH!

Your Mom Went Missing

Show Re-cap For Thursday 4/12/2012

Today is going to be a short one folks, I missed portions of the show (thanks work) and to be honest, I’m just feeling particularly lazy today. But that’s okay, there’s only three of us reading this anyway. According to Tully, Hall from Hall & Oates fame is a total cocksucker and he would tell him to his face. All this came about because Dr. Dre will be performing with a hologram of Nate Dogg at this years Coachella festival, he said he would rather see Hallogram & Oates – HEYOH!

Errbody is full of pharmaceuticals these days, there is a pill for pretty much everything now, but we already knew that. People are getting into the whole halftime America push-ups, quite a few people sent in photos of them doing push-ups in various locations. I wasn’t one of those people though. Tully coined a new term today, “cunting up”, like instead of manning up or womaning up. I like it, it rolls off the fist so easily. Tickets for Ellismania 8 go on sale tomorrow, so if you plan on going – I highly suggest purchasing a ticket, because you know, you’ll need a ticket to get in ya dum-dum. Welp, that’s all I got for you today. I know MOM! I’ll try to do better next time, stop calling me names! It hurts my feelings and sometimes I don’t think you love me very much. NO! Because I don’t want to and because I’m 37! I wish I was never born! Sorry guys, my mom was being a real bitch, cunting it up. I know you all understand, I mean considering how your mom makes you leave the house when she gets fisted. OH!

Show Re-cap For Tuesday 4/10/2012

Has everyone recovered from the bloody madness that occurred last night on Twitter? I hope so, because this train keeps-a-rolling, and we’re gonna chug right along into today’s show. Cricket is lame as all fuck, I think we can all agree on that – see, we already have that in common! Rawdog claimed that Michael Jordan came up with the baggy shorts look in the NBA because he would wear his old college shorts under his NBA shorts. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I suppose that it is plausible – and Tully said Jordan also has a big dick, so that seems to seal the deal.

Cumtard not last?Ellis won, in his group, at that go kart racing thing for the Big Fucking Mega-Boat movie shoot. Rawdog finished second to last place, and the only thing surprising about that is he wasn’t in dead last place, that spot belongs to the illustrious Cumtard. However, Cumtard posted an image that seems to disprove that he was the worst driver, instead it’s speculated that Rawdog was indeed the slowest. A fan stole Ellis’ sunglasses, tried to gank Dingo’s sunglasses, and also was going through peoples’ phones while they were on the track. What a fucking dickhole. Also, bitches be trippin’ on shrooms and shit.

There was talk about how to make golf more interesting, and I’m not sure it can be done. Sure you can just get shit-hammered and cruise around in a golf cart, but even that has its limits. Tomorrow’s WGW might just be “World’s Greatest Man-Boy” with early potential front runners being Rawdog, Thom Yorke, Ellen Degeneres, and your mom. OH!

Go Karts – 6/21/10 (History)

The crew is out filming “Big Fucking Mega Boat” at the K1 Speed Indoor Go Kart facility today thanks to Donald Schultz. However, the original idea for go kart racing actually dates back nearly 2 years ago. J.Ellis was never able to organize it, but the idea has been bounced around ever since.

Rawdog vs. Burt Bacharach and J.Ellis vs. Mayhem? – 6/21/10

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The race over the weekend didn’t happen – 6/23/10

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They still want to do the go kart challenge, Donald Schultz in studio – 6/25/10

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Burt Bacharach still wants to race – 6/29/10

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World’s Greatest Wednesday, “How should Ellis spend his multi-million dollar radio contract”. Ellis wants a go kart track at his house – 8/11/10

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Burt Bacharach and Dingo meet, the go kart challenge gets brought up again – 8/12/10

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Ellis is still fantasizing about a go kart track at his house – 8/26/10

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Burt Bacharach still wants to do the go kart race – 8/27/10

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Andrea vs. Rawdog in a go kart race? – 2/24/11

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