Cumtard’s been having dreams lately, dreams of sucking his own dick. Professionals analyzed his dreams and it’s revealed that Cumtard is merely seeking to achieve oneness and eventually, he’s going to succeed. Have a listen.
Breaker, breaker… anyone got their ears on? 10-4 good buddies, we’re live, over. So what’s your 20? We’ve got a bear in the bushes on 70 at yardstick fuck your mother. Nobody is that excited to see Craig Ferguson, everyone in TV land is being sold a pack of lies. Dingo is here, he probably knows Craig Fergo. Ellis saw Furious 7 and loved it (Hotdog style) and says it’s a great movie for everyone. He and some black lady had a similar sense of humor because they ended up laughing at all the same shit. Rhonda Rousey was in the movie along with Vin “deep voice” Diesel, but she looked like shit. Ellis thinks Michelle Rodriguez is hot. Gross. Continue reading
3 Aussie’s on the show at 1 time?
Word is up my homies? Increase the peace, in your neighborhood, yo! I am very sorry if you cannot understand my lingo, I developed as a child in the streets and schools in my area. Take a minute to think about how sweet you are, look in the mirror, tell yourself, “self, you’re fucking sweet!” There are lots of Australian’s in Ellis’ life and on the show right now. There are 2 Australian’s at Ellis’ house, a friend of his little brother Stevie and his fiance. And of course there’s Dingo, and Dingo brought in another Aussie, Corbin Harris. Continue reading
The gang has decided they need to do some WWE style promos because let’s face it, it’s kinda awesome to act like a coked out wrassler! So they pitted themselves against each other to record their trash talk sessions, here they are.
You’re going to stop reading after 1.
You feel that? Can ya feel me balls tightening as I’m inside of you? That’s right, I’m putting the sexy back into Monday. Okay, not really. But it’s the thought that counts, right? Did you all catch Rude Jude on the Howard Stern show today? You’d be a lot cooler if you did. Dingo is back in studio today, you probably heard him already though. Ellis isn’t down with pimps and ho’s anymore, he thinks he done with prostitutes, but that’s his brain talking, we’ll see what his dick has to say about it when it wakes up. Continue reading