Show Re-Cap for Monday 6/1/2015


Blood and shit EVERYWHERE!

It’s June. Oh, don’t pretend like you know your months! Dingo is there, Jude is there, he’s sick, he’s on the couch and has something to tell us. He tried to get all caveman on a chick and she busts out with “hang on, I have to take my tampon out.” Jude’s like, “whatever, you got a 50/50 chance of me still banging you.” She was all like, “it’s my last day anyway.” which is the worst day. Shit looked like a crime scene, it was like Dexter’s kill room. And after they’re done, she was like, “oh, by the way, I’m also sick.” BIATCH! Continue reading

Show Re-Cap for Monday 5/18/2015

hervy-derntIf you’re happy and you love Monday’s, helicopter your dong. I can’t sing, sorry. That was terrible and I should feel bad for that. Let’s just get right into the show and skip all the pleasantries, shall we? So what’s the first thing you noticed about today’s show? That’s a rhetorical question, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you – Dingo isn’t there. We live in The Matrix man. We live in The Matrix man. Whoa, déjà vu! Which is actually just a glitch in the Matrix. See? Proof! Continue reading

Show Re-Cap for Monday 5/4/2015


All this Mayweather / Pacquiao talk, I don’t wanna hear it.

So it’s Monday. “Star Wars Day” for many of you, and “Who Cares Day” for probably just as many of you. So Ellis ended up watching the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight even though he didn’t plan to. He didn’t want to contribute any money towards a man who allegedly has beaten women 7 times in his life. I didn’t watch it and I’m super glad I didn’t because man, I’d be fucking pissed if I paid money to watch what ended up being the equivalent of a high school slow dance. Continue reading

Show Re-Cap for Monday 4/27/2015


If I hear any more about Bruce Jenner, I’m gonna go American Psycho!

Ellis is there, flanked by Dingo and Tully, say hi to Will and Cumtard, and fuck you to Andrew. Cumtard’s hair is the subject at the start of today’s show, he has enviable hair, thin, but not balding. Ellis thinks Kevin should slick his hair back, but Kevin feels like he looks like Spy vs Spy because he has a pointy face. Cumtard’s rocking a weird part ginger hair color and a comb over. If you didn’t know Cumtard, to look at him, you might tend to think he’s a jobless stoner, but if he got a haircut and used a little bit of product, he could look more like a member of the human race. Continue reading

Show Re-Cap for Monday 4/20/2015

blunt-conversationWhaaaaat’s uuuuuup maaaan! It’s 4/20 duuuuuuude! You baked? You stoned to the bone? You higher than bird pussy? Duuuuude! First live show since like, forever, bro! Some chick Ellis was with during his vacation didn’t know what 420 meant, but she kept dropping the whole “turnt up” thing. He’s also very impressed with BET and loves their new show, Nellyville. He says it’s the black version of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and hey, it stars Nelly. Yes, that same one. Apparently Chris Rock is in it too and it’s a funny show, Ellis wants you to watch it. The fun didn’t stop there though, oh no, the BET Awards were on next. And yup, he watched it and yup, he said it was awesome and it left him inspired. Continue reading