What? Y’all motherfuckers forgot about Dre, didn’t you? I KNEW IT! So it’s #WolfknivesWednesday and shit, and welcome to the fiercely intense Jason Ellis Show. He’s like a knife cutting into your ears, metaphorically, but still – watch your ass. Have you noticed most Korean men are not that good looking? Can you punch someone in the face through the phone? You’d be a lot cooler if you could. Continue reading
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Show Re-Cap for Monday 1/12/2015
Here we are again, sisters. Another Monday. So what does the show have in store for us today? Let’s find out. Continue reading
Musical Duel: Hotdog vs Cumtard (ft. HATEBEAN)
With Hotdog’s 2nd internship coming to an end, this week has focused a lot on one of the shows better beloved interns. Hotdog. Here is some audio from today of Hotdog in a lyrical battle against Cumtard, until HATEBEAN showed up. Then it was just cower and listen to the teacher.
Show Re-Cap for Thursday 12/11/2014
Country music is speaking to Ellis and it’s not as annoying as he thought. Soul music is speaking to Tully and his adulterous ways. Ellis still has roid issues, he’s shitting blood, he wants to sit on a bowl but he can’t do that and run the show at the same time because he rides differently when on the bowl. Continue reading
Would This Be Considered a “Teaser” or “Moistener”? Who Cares!
There’s been so much phone sex going on lately, it’s hard to pick your favorite. Hotdog with gay men, Cumtard with a lady gay man, Tully with a methy sounding slut, Ellis at nearly any point in time, and Will in his panic room – sitting in a kiddie pool full of beans. Andrew is presumably jerking off to Mary Carillo. Anyway, here’s a short clip that probably lasts longer than you while jerking off to it.
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