Creepy Weekend Contest

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Schumacher in his glory.

This nostalgic and entertaining clip from 2011 is a classic example of just how good the show was with little to no professional support, no professional producer, and literally flying by the seat the of their pants. The contest was for everyone to do something “creepy” over the weekend and anonymously write down what they did. Everyone was then tasked with guessing who did what as each instance was read. It wasn’t only hilarious, but in hind sight, it gave us an introduction into Will’s world. Little did anyone realize the door that was left cracked open would eventually allow the escape for more stories and a one-man band fueled with a plethora of songs – HATEBEAN! Will wasn’t the only one with a disturbingly hilarious entry in the contest though, intern Schumacher also revealed what could only be described as a perverted, depraved, sexual fetish that might scare the average person – but not the average Jason Ellis Show listener. And of course Rawdog’s entry involved nipple play – no spoiler alert required. Enjoy.

Jersey Mike Song Parodies

If you’re not familiar, 中Jersey Mike中 (@jerseymike334) made quite a few parody songs for TJES, most (if not all) have been featured on the show – some are still in use on the show to this day. And he was kind enough to send them over to us so we could share them with the rest of you! Enjoy, this guy made some legendary shit – show him some love!

Awkward Sex Stories – 8/5/11, Stories Revealed – 8/23/11

Intro

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Jason’s story

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Apparently the choices are: Rawdog, Christian “Shoebox” Hand, Tully, Schumacher, or Kevin “Cumfat” Kraft.

Story 1

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Story 2

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Story 3

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Story 4

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Story 5

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Bonus: Rude Jude’s awkward sex story

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…and the answers are in! – 8/23/11

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