Y’all got your shit on fleek? Keeping it 100 and/or trill? Great! Good to hear! Keep on keepin’ on, brothers and sisters! Ellis didn’t realize Pet Sematary had dead cats being buried and coming back as zombie cats. Why you gotta go burying dead pets and kids on sacred ground when you know them shits are coming back all evil and zombified? Big surprise here, Tully has never seen it. Ellis has been waiting for his kakoozie and pool to be all cleaned and working. He’s really been waiting for the kakoozie dude, but kakoozie dude was lollygagging and shit. Continue reading
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Show Re-Cap for Monday 6/15/2015
Your mom sure seems excited about the show.
Here we are again, for our rendezvous. Let’s see if Tully is still sick or he has passed it back to Ellis. Will Dingo be there? Has Andrew farted since the tragedy known as FartGate2015? Will Will impose his will on anyone’s last will and testament? Neither Tully or Ellis sound sick so far. I don’t hear any Dingo. Nor do I hard Andrew the Farter. We will have to wait to see what’s up with Will. Ellis went to the Gay Pride Awards, where he received several awards for not being gay. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 6/10/2015
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Hey everybody! I hope you all have your pussies nice and creamy and are ready to have your way with my words. You never know what’s gonna happen, so be ready for it to happen if it hasn’t already happened. Allow it to happen, because if you die, you’ll have just missed what was going to happen. Dr. Greenthumb reeks of absolutely zero kook, he’s an awesome guy with awesome stories and awesome electricity. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Monday 6/1/2015
Blood and shit EVERYWHERE!
It’s June. Oh, don’t pretend like you know your months! Dingo is there, Jude is there, he’s sick, he’s on the couch and has something to tell us. He tried to get all caveman on a chick and she busts out with “hang on, I have to take my tampon out.” Jude’s like, “whatever, you got a 50/50 chance of me still banging you.” She was all like, “it’s my last day anyway.” which is the worst day. Shit looked like a crime scene, it was like Dexter’s kill room. And after they’re done, she was like, “oh, by the way, I’m also sick.” BIATCH! Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Monday 5/18/2015
If you’re happy and you love Monday’s, helicopter your dong. I can’t sing, sorry. That was terrible and I should feel bad for that. Let’s just get right into the show and skip all the pleasantries, shall we? So what’s the first thing you noticed about today’s show? That’s a rhetorical question, so I’ll just go ahead and tell you – Dingo isn’t there. We live in The Matrix man. We live in The Matrix man. Whoa, déjà vu! Which is actually just a glitch in the Matrix. See? Proof! Continue reading