It’s another Monday recap, and you know you looooove it! Ellis has been 43 like 5 times in the past 3 or 4 days, with all the cake and celebrating. Dingo is looking good today, he’s dropped about of weight lately and even he’s having a skinny mirror day. Tully watched a woman attempt to take a selfie of herself for about a half hour, she was a trendy looking black woman trying to time her selfie just right. Dingo & Ellis discussed how phones have become new tools allowing for people to look at themselves. It bums most everyone out to run into a man who has to have names for his weed, you know exactly the kind the of dude they’re talking about. “I got some headband and n-bomb riot, bro – you gotta try it!” Continue reading
Hotdog Learns How To Talk Sexy
Over the past 2 days, Hotdog has learned how to talk sexy as fuck. His “sexy talk” will make you wet, as if you’ve just had fourth meal and are spewing diarrhea out your fat hairy asshole. It will make you cream, like all cheese seeping out of the pores in your skin. It will make you want to buy a shirt, just so you can wipe your forehead as you drip sweat while forcing out a shit. Give him a chance, his “sexy talk” is going to bring you to tears as you get swooned by the magic man’s sultry voice and “sexy” delivery.
Show Re-cap for Friday 10/10/2014
It’s the Birthday show Ya’ll! Oh Jesus Christ, I just typed that. Oh well fuck it, I’m not an edit posts kind of guy. You can all just step into my stream of consciousness and bask in mental excrement. And you’ll like it! You sick, dirty little fuck you WANT my excrement (Extra-Mint, in Ellis language check out the Ellis-English Dictionary) all over your mind’s chest. Ok, that’s all I have for shit metaphors for the time being. As I said, it’s Jason Ellis’ birthday today, today being 10/11, but Friday was the on air celebration of our beloved radio warlord. A lot of people (Will) put in a lot of work to make this a special day for Jason (Will saw an opportunity to win Jason’s affection) and many friends of the show stopped by and/or made baked goods to pay tribute to Young Wing. First off, a piece of production from what had to be the Jingleberries (Please make more songs, guys. We all miss your work dearly.) that bitPimps provided. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Thursday 10/9/2014
“The white boy is back…” Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 10/8/2104
Welcome to the Wednesday edition of Where The Fuck Is CrackerStacker? He’s still around committing petty crimes, we just switched because I have to pick up a Canadian to take him to the other land of tunnels. Ellis is wearing shorts today because he’s got legs, and he knows how to use them. He also brought in candles for ambiance. A little mood lighting for Jason Sexy Legs Ellis, definitely not because the studio smells like buttholes. Tully shared an adorable father son story that ended with Continue reading
