Have you ever spit on a cat’s asshole to get it wet so that it tricks the cat into licking it’s own ass to clean it? Jason Ellis has, and he’s here to tell you about it. The younger bald pussy in his house is the dirty one (Holy shit I just typed that) and is not picky about having shit crystals hanging around his ass and rubbing it on furniture and people alike. Jason wants to start his dojo and get a class together that is somehow tied into the show. He thinks it would be less intimidating for people to come in and work out in his environment than a regular gym. As many pointed out on Twitter, and with all due respect to Jason, FUCKKK THAT. Can you imagine trying to do a burpee with Jason yelling at your fat ass the entire time? I’d say fuck it and ride off into the sunset in my rascal scooter eating a bucket of wings dipped in mayonnaise. However, you really should mold your lumpy ass into some sort of structured form through physical activity at some point in your life, and sooner is better than later, fat tits. Tully found an article online that says obese American men get less than 4 hours of vigorous exercise per year. Obese American women get 1 hour of vigorous exercise per year. Can we just make a rule that if you get that fat, you are obligated to perform a designated job for the rest of us? Like just stuff your massive ass into a toll booth and just deliver McDonald’s to you every few hours, because you’ve clearly given up. Or strap a headset to your pear shaped head and make you take customer service calls. In any case, a bunch of people called in saying they lost weight doing this or that, one dude even said he lost 385 pounds, so it is possible.

We briefly dove into Tully’s drinking habits when a caller asked him if he had crazy dreams when he drinks scotch. Tully’s answer was that there was a 5 year stretch where he didn’t really know where sober ended and scotch began, and his craziest dreams were when he was sober. Hear hear! I’ve been using the drunk method for years now. Take it from me kids, if you drink enough, you don’t have to face the scary monsters in your head when you close your eyes. That’s a pretty common problem right?

Tully piped up again to tell the story about he almost died at Ellismania, because he got wasted and went upstairs to pass out and almost Bon Scott-ed himself by choking on his own vomit. Someone called to say that Ellis should release a book or a audio book where Katie tells ladies how to instigate sex and be more like her, which isn’t creepy at all dude.

Kenda Perez came on the show today to talk fighting, sailing and yanking on rudders. She took a sailing class or something and the instructor kept telling her to go pump some jigs or booeys or whatever those boat people call them. Butttt it’s pretty obvious the motivation for that.

Kenda is here of course to talk about UFC this weekend with Alexander Gustaffson and that Manuwa guy. They talked about what she is up to these days as far as events she attends with fighters and how often she is in a bikini or naked which is what we are all wondering. But seriously, this UFC gig is her first job in the field of broadcasting, which is to say she scored big time right out of the gate. Kenda’s got a friend named Chelsea who is super hot and has a bit of an obsession with Jason’s show and Jason himself. Her friend also has a my little pony unicorn with a tequila drinking alien on top which is super awesome. Kenda is growing on me as a guest the more she is on, and she is getting more comfortable with Jason’s come-ons and general giddiness when she is in, which is essential for any female guest.

Kenda stuck around for the entire show, so she is going to stick around for the rest of my recap. The guys came up with a new segment that started out as a contest to see who was a bigger loser: Cumtard or Will. But then Jason got to thinking, and he is a pretty good contender for biggest loser, and for that matter so are Jetta and Hardcore, so we have ourselves a contest ladies and gentlemen!

The rules are pretty simple: everyone answers the same questions, and the room decides who is the biggest loser piece of shit on the staff of the Jason Ellis Show. I won’t list the entire sad, sad answers these people gave, but here are some highlights from each person:

Cumtard: Lost virginity at 16, on a toilet to a girl he met in special school; owns 2 bongs, plays 8-9 hours of video games a week, and got blackout drunk with a pornstar and a bunch of friends, and then his friends had sex in all the rooms of his apartment.

Jetta: Lost virginity at 15; is currently in a long distance relationship; plays a ton of video games; owns 2 bongs; has no friends or human interaction beyond the people he sees at work every day, favorite band is Thrice(*Will go on record saying I love Thrice, but the show does NOT)

Hardcore: Lost virginity at 17; owns 0 bongs; went to a hardcore show recently; does actually have a ‘Castaway’ themed tattoo complete with Tom Hanks, the Island and Wilson, the volleyball. Needs to develop a drinking habit pronto.

Will: Lost virginity at 18; recently spent an evening recording hip hop with people who had guns and drugs; owns a phone the size of my laptop; owns 0 bongs.

Ellis: Lost virginity at 11. Seriously. She had hair, he didn’t. Gross. Pissed off a gigantic radio show host and doesn’t give a shit about it. Owns 0 bongs because he is a grown up. and never had a long distance relationship.

Kenda: Lost virginity at 15; owns 2 bongs; has an iphone 5s that she gets drunk and takes scantily clad pictures of herself on instagram. Attends UFC events weekly and travels all over the world being hot.

But in the end, there was a stand out winner, a guy who clearly embodied the loser lifestyle, and that man was @RadioJetta . Congratulations you pathetic bastard. We love you. The rest of the show was just a hang. Jason took some calls for relationship or weight loss advice and talked about how hot Kenda was and the show took it’s natural course to the end. Much like this recap has taken it’s natural course to it’s end. Isn’t it swell when things end on such a pleasant note?

Good evening everyone and welcome to a very special Wednesday recap of The Jason Ellis Show. Why is it so special you ask? Because this very well could be the first recap I’ve ever done completely SOBER. That means that this can go one of two ways, my friends: 1) It’s horribly unfunny and boring because I’m not drinking or 2) It’s actually way better and I’m not as funny as I thought I was when drinking and may or may not have a problem. So without further ado….

Is it just me or does this fucking show intro suck ass? Good god man, that baby voiced wiener slinger makes my skin crawl and I swear I can feel her stupid in the waves of sound coming through the speakers. What happened to recording new sound bytes every time a new girl came into the studio? WHAT HAPPENED INDEED! Originally Ellis and Tully agreed they would record new parts at certain points so that the intro was like a living being that was constantly changing to not get stale and annoying like it is now. Ellis and Tully called in Jetta and Kevin to ask them just what the hell happened to that? Like most things that Jason and Tully ask for, they forgot about it. This led into a whole piece about getting a new whiteboard, erasing the show whiteboard they currently have or painting a whiteboard onto Will’s shins. This all happened later in the show, I just felt like tying it into how much I hate Porno Chipmunk Hot Dog Dealer’s voice.

In the real opening conversations of the show, the King and Queen of the west discussed fashion, in particular, Jersey fashion. Tully outlined the old 90’s guido fashion, which was all chest hair and massive chains. Tully was mixed right into the era and wore some weird pants and claimed he started a trend of wearing kangol hats backwards. But Iron Mike Tyson had been running that shit since Tully was in diapers son. The 90’s fashion all had a vibe but it was really gross according to Jason. Ellis banged a chick with a snail trail because they both loved Alice in Chains back in the day. Speaking of 90’s: Tully hates the Chili Peppers. Says they are the crappiest band that is on the highest selling artists lists. I tend to agree, but then they find out they never were on the top grossing artists list proving Tully wrong twice in one hour. I’m summing this all up really quick and being a dick about it, but Tully made a hell of a case for why the Chili Peppers are overrated and he is probably right.

Ellis went on the Sam Tripoli Naughty Show on (Playboy radio?) yesterday. Right off the bat Jason jumped on Sam for saying he didn’t do the things he said he did on Jason’s show. He had all of these new twists in the story about how Jason personally got him addicted to painkillers and wind up getting ripped off by the same hooker twice in one day for heroin. Ellis also ran into the ex porn mom lady that is on Dr. Drew with him sometimes and she was showing people on the show her butthole and giving lap dances which is a great way to break stereotypes of porn stars.

The brain trust fucked up again. Jetta and Tully were tasked with putting together a ping pong table a day ago. Yet today, the thing still isn’t put together because they are incompetent mongoloids incapable of doing a god damn thing. Ellis called them out on it and Kevin’s vagina came into the studio spewing pussy juice in all directions about how he works hard dammit, and nobody appreciates when he does good things. The problem is, that what he was tasked with yesterday was putting together a ping pong table, which could be assembled by a blind paraplegic with a butter knife. In any case, the guys beat the shit out of him for a while and even commented on how Kevin is getting spread just as thin as Will and is sounding more and more like him every day. No word yet on whether or not he is chain smoking or gaining 200lb.

Christian James Hand came into the studio today to grace us with his superior musical taste, by presenting another history of the Grammy’s segment. In case you aren’t familiar, CJH brings in all of the winners of the Grammy’s from many moons ago and we assess how great or terrible music used to be. The last time we did this, we left off in 1982, so we started with 1983 this time around. Pat Benatar won of course, We are the World swept everything because of the sympathy vote. Christian seems to love Huey Lewis and the News, which is mind boggling because that band is a wildly douchey and generic sack of cunts singing boring songs about fuck all. Jetta and Hardcore had never heard “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits, which is a god damn crime if you remember that they won best riff on World’s Greatest Wednesday. Again, Christian put together a solid segment that got some good conversations about music going that paints a nice picture of what the music scene was like 30 years ago.

You Sir Are a Moron was played, and would you lose half of your dick for the ability to fly? Everyone except Jason says yes, because he thinks he would die within the first day of the power. If you could only watch one genre of movie, what would it be? Everyone agrees comedy, because you don’t need all that drama in your life. If The Purge was real and all crime was legal for one night, would you participate? Tully and Jason both said no because the likelihood of getting killed outweighs the prospect of killing to them. Christian said he would, but in true Christian fashion, fancies that he would find the people doing the REAL horrific crimes and save the day by killing them. What would be the best thing to have in a zombie apocalypse? Katana? Gasoline? Car? Horse? We never really got to the bottom of it, and the end of the show crept on me really quick. Much like the end of this recap is creeping up on you.

Peace bitches.

Good evening everyone. I hope you’ll excuse me if I’m a bit of a cocksucker about getting the recap done, but I’ve just spent the last hour and half on the phone with the help desk trying to get my wifi to work so I could relay this shit to you assholes. Also, right before the show I got a strange feeling that Sam Rubin would somehow come along and ruin an hour or two of the show. I don’t know, with his recent douchebaggery on such a public forum I had a feeling he would find a way to crawl up Uncle Jason’s ass to show him how famous he was for a day. I waited with bated breath all show….so…. Without further ado….

Sean T , the Insanity workout guy is super gay and married to a guy names Scott Blokker and they did crossfit shit at their wedding which probably had crab cakes and gay Hors d’oeuvre  because gay people do Hors d’oeuvre. That font is different because I copied and pasted from Wikipedia because I couldn’t remember how to spell it and FUUUUCK YOU. Ellis likes some kind of sausage roll from Australia and they went off on a tangent about tacos and pizzas and awesome food that grandmas make. Which gave Tully the million dollar idea that is going to get him out of this shithole dead end job working for Pendarvis: “Rent-A-Grandma”, the revolutionary service where you hire someone to come cook you a hearty meal with leftovers like crazy, be super nice to you all day and slip you $5 bills just for being a sweetie. I think that’s a grand idea, grandmas make the world go ’round. That is, until people start renting grandmas to get handjobs from and then a bunch of apps pop up telling you what agencies to rent handjob grannies from.

D!D!D! should open for HateBean and Tyler Posey texted Ellis about band practice. That has nothing to do with the rest of the recap, but I thought it was relevant enough to write it down, so here I am doing it again.

Ellis is going hard on his workouts these days. He’s taking the good old Shroom Tech from Onnit, which if you’ve had it, you know that once you have taken it your choices are basically work out, or kill your entire family. Speaking of chests, Ellis is working on his titties. Hard. His titties are gonna be sore as hell for a while he blasts his titties. Titties. I drew some motivation from Ellis titty talk, because when I look down these days, I see two floppy sandwich bags with nipples hanging from my neck. So back on the wagon I go.

Rush Limbaugh believes there is a war on heterosexuals from the homosexuals. He believes we are going to be overrun with homos and we won’t be able to buy a gallon of milk without blowing a dude. Rush Limbaugh is also a fat junkie moron who preaches to a gaggle of even fatter junkie morons every day, so take his word with a pound of salt and a shot of butter you fucking retard.

Christian James Hand was on the show today. I have to take a moment to say that until recently, I didn’t know CJH was British. I had always made fun of him for slipping into a British accent every now and again and thought it was an annoying put on. But alas, dude is a legitimately limey fuck. Sorry, Christian, I know better now. Anyway, he is in studio today to talk music, as he often is, since he seems to be a musical encyclopedia. When he first got there, there was some discussion about Rage Against the Machine and if they were metal, or if they were a gay band. Chris Cornell sucks ass. But the real reason CJH was here was to play the Singers Without Music Thing bit where he plays tracks with the vocals isolated. Today was a bit of a grunge theme, highlighting what Christian considers the real big grunge artists mostly guilty of the “HURRR BE DURRRR” style of vocals. Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots pissed Ellis off, and sort of pissed me off because I have always liked STP but hearing the vocals by themselves showed just how basic it was. Dave Grohl in the Foo Fighters “Everlong” was highlighted and CJH tried to shit on it which I took major offense to because that song is timeless, god damnit. And everyone had a good time shitting on Eddie Vedder singing Pearl Jam’s “Black”. After all of these, Christian played what he believes is the culprit for the “Hurrr ba doo burr” voice, Jim Morrison. I like the 3 singers mentioned before, and I know this is not a popular opinion, but FUCK JIM MORRISON. Seriously, fuck him in his dead face, I hate The Doors. Christian dropped some Morrissey action to accentuate just how gay Morrissey really is. The two heavy hitters though were James Hetfield on “Blackened” and Bruce Dickinson on “Run to the Hills”. And then Christian RickRolled everyone with the Immortal Rick Astley.

Sam….

Tripoli was on the show! Close one guys! If you don’t know, Sam is a comedian who was on the show “Wild World of Spike” with Ellis and Kit Cope. Him and Ellis have had their ups and downs due mostly to misunderstandings and bad timing, and they put everything on the table in the first ten minutes and hashed it all out. The next two hours were filled of Sam, Ellis, Tully and Christian all shooting the shit and it was great fucking radio. Sam apparently was pretty straight edge before he started working with Kit and Ellis, but when he had to do some stunts he got injured. When he got injured, he was prescribed pain pills. When he was prescribed pain pills he developed a taste for inebriation. This drove him into a spiral of cocaine, heroin and hookers. Not the type of hookers you have sex with, mind you, just the type you meet up with for drugs and then they rob you. Twice. In one day. Sam is turning out to be kind of a moron, but he is a far superior moron to other Sam. Not much else to say, there was a lot of conversation and banter between everyone and it was a blast to listen to if you’ve got on demand, definitely search it out. Plus I’m tired, so there’s my whole lack of giving a shit if you know everything from this recap.

Everything Sam Tripoli can be found here. He’s a funny fucker, support him.

Buy Ellis’ book here. It’s $12.

Buy Jude’s book here. It’s slightly less than $12.

Click here to look at a collection of rectal injuries. Otherwise known as Sam Rubins.

Well hello there, friend! What a Friday evening it is, and what luck! Your luck just got a little better because here I am to insert the Friday recap into your mind. There is soft core porn on my TV and I’m not going to do anything about that, but let’s get to the show. Ellis is getting himself psyched up because Aubrey Marcus from Onnit is bringing Miss USA turned MMA fighter Whitney Miller in to roll with Jason in a Jiu Jitsu match. Doesn’t sound very daunting does it? Well, the best part is that Aubrey is also bringing a special guest to work Ellis over beforehand, but he won’t tell Ellis who it is. Could it be Cub Swanson, who is sponsored by Onnit (And a massive UFC star right now if you don’t know)? Could it be a legend of the Gracie family? You’ll have to stay tuned to find out! Hooked ya, biotch!

Mark McGrath kind of felt gypped yesterday when he lost Ellis Jeopardy, like he was set up to lose. He was really butt hurt that he lost and upon reflection, Tully can see how a game where the answers are based on Ellis’ descriptions of things can be biased towards the guy who sits across from him everry day, even if it wasn’t intentional. Man, soft core porn sucks. The chicks are hot as hell but you can’t make believe you are chowing beav when you are bobbing your head on a chicks lap.

Tully has a similar problem that I have. He simply does not like the Rolling Stones. Every few years he convinces himself to listen to something and give them a shot, but alas, fuck the Stones man. I agree wholeheartedly, play Paint it Black and fuck off. Something about Mick Jagger being a weird little spaz on stage mixed with a meh sound rubs myself and Tully the wrong way. I imagine if I was in studio Tully and I would have been high fiving again and again over this. Just play Paint it Black and get the fuck off my radio. But, the spazzy little dance moves onstage do get a bit of a cool pass in rock and roll. Is Keanu Reeves cool, then? Ellis says yes, Tully says no. They are starting to disagree, so it’s only a matter of time before Tully walks off the show. There are like 4 chicks in a hot tub on my TV and they all sort of look alike which makes me think they are sisters, and my boner is confused.

Jason was on Dr. Drew last night and the highlight was a militant black lady who tries to make a living by goading white people into a racial debate to make them look racist. There was a case about a black kid who got killed at a gas station by a white guy. The black lady was trying to make it seem racially charged but Ellis thinks it was just a crazy old guy and race had nothing to do with it. She made him feel super uncomfortable and he didn’t want to paint himself into the racist The chick was talking over everyone and Jason really didn’t like the whole thing.

People be talking shit on Ellis’ instagram about the guests on the show, most recently, Chanel West Coast. Both Tully and Ellis response to someone who has such a problem with a guest that they don’t necessarily like is basically: just change the channel, come back when they are gone. And really, shouldn’t it be that simple? I’ve never felt the need to directly contact Jason or anyone on the show about a guest I didn’t like. Yeah, sure, I write elaborately long paragraphs filled with scathing insults on a certain fan website that recaps the shows, but I try not to fill up Jason or Tully’s world with my shit. I just switch to another channel, listen to some music, jack off or whatever. Holy shit this chick on my tv has some nice titties. Lke BOOM.

Some early reviews on Jason’s book are out, and some of them are down right insulting. To briefly sum up one: the person who read the book found Jason to be homophobic because while even though he says he is in full support of gay rights, he still says things are “Fruity” which apparently is exclusive to gay people, saying that mud masks, while necessary are kind of girly, Chihuahuas aren’t for straight men and plumbers cracks not being cool all somehow make Jason this hypocritical homophobe. Pretty fucktarded, right?

Mike Catherwood came on the show today, and they discussed Jason’s appearance on Drew and the ins and outs of doing interviews with crazy people on the panel. Also they went over relationships being radio hosts and how much you can share. Catherwood is becoming one of those regulars where they come in and bullshit on random topics and while it’s totally entertaining to listen to, it can get a little monotonous to recap, so all I can say it Catherwood is an awesome guest and today was no exception. However, while Mike Catherwood was in studio, Onnit’s surprise guest to beat the shit out of Ellis showed up. So without further ado allow me to reveal the identity of this man.

Keith “The Dean of Mean” Jardine

That’s right, Keith “The Dean of Mean” Jardine, UFC fighter and badass came in to work Ellis over before feeding him to Whitney Miller in a Jiu Jitsu scramble. Ellis jumped in to roll with Jardine and actually faired pretty well, only getting submitted once by rear naked choke. The second Jardine’s round was up, Whitney Miller jumped in and swarmed Jason’s back, but they rolled back and forth and Ellis managed to not get tapped by a chick, even though she was super good and actually overcame his strength a few times with technique.

After the mini match, Jardine, Whitney Miller, and Aubrey Marcus sat down to close out the show. Jardine shared a story about chasing down a dude who was stealing his mail, making that criminal one of the unluckiest ever. They touched on some ancient Samurai who roamed the land picking swordfights and killing people for years, and how Jardine isn’t as brain damaged as you would think.

Man, I gotta be honest guys, the more I type the less I give a shit. Friday is really kicking in with the last two hours and I think I better just tap out of this one before it gets too boring. Have a good weekend everybody. Continue reading →

Hola and welcome to the almost recap of Wednesday’s show. I say almost because I almost caught all of the show and I almost gave a fuck about it. My boss dropped in today and held me up for the first hour, so I couldn’t pop on and pause my online player. And even if I did, it’s not like the SiriusXM player would have held that place anyway, and of course it’s not up on demand yet. Stay tuned for the rest of this recap to see if it loads while I’m writing it, because I’m sure as hell not coming back to this and editing it. That’s how you hook an audience, folks.

Christian Hand is in studio today to provide a break from the Jason and Tully agree with each other show. When I came into the show, Tully was breaking down the guests for the rest of the week: Frank Decaro, Chanel West Coast, Mark McGrath and Tara Bieleu will all be on the show tomorrow. Sounds like a solid show, should be plenty of McGrath taunting coming from Tully and Tara should receive a lot of creepy compliments from Jason. On Friday, Aubrey Marcus from Onnit will be on the show. Jason wants to get Fat Shit Fuck Ass Whore Sam Rubin into shape because he is such a fat fucking sack of shit, and he thinks Onnit can help. $10 says Sam will grab his kneepads and bib and gobble up whatever Jason spoon feeds him. Cumtard and Jetta need to start taking Alpha Brain because they forget shit more than the brain damaged host of the show. They could crush up the pills and snort them and then they would be buzzing all around the green room getting stuff done and mailing out packages from the prize chamber for once. Jetta continues to not have an ass. Like, nothing at all. Just back to hamstring to calves and floor. It’s ok though, because when he gets old he will be the guy that gravity just pulls everything to his ass, and his pant size will be 44×30.

Ellis used to be a handsome, like lady killer with long blonde hair handsome. Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall (That was Brad Pitt right?) had nothing on this guy. And he smashed a lot of box and howled into asses. His mom sent him a picture of him when he was really young and it made him reflect on just how chewed up he has gotten in his old age. But hey, they are the chewed up lines of life, son! Tully used to use the “the universe is so massive and we found each other right here, right now. In this moment out of all of the possible moments that could have happened, we are standing an inch away from each other and we can take advantage of that and….” blah blah suckONMUCHDICK same line every 18-22 year old horny dude has used on an appropriately inebriated lady at a bar. He also was the poon God of Oxford going Americans because he scored a frizzy haired ugly British slut. Christian Hand learned how to perform cunnilingus from a lesbian who used him for orgasms every now and again.

Speaking of Australia, Andrew Gaze……

Jason went on a rant about this dude, apparently he is the Taylor Hicks of Australian basketball, who went to play in the NBA and sat on the bench. The team he did go sit on the bench for, was the San Antonio Spurs and now he has a Championship ring. Now he wanks on around Australia like a NBA star, and he is nothing more than Steve Kerr without basketball skill. I could never in a million years do the rant that Jason did on this guy justice, so catch that on demand.

RAPID FIRE:

• Everyone should vote every year on who should be executed within the population, and the bottom 1% gets killed. Tully doesn’t think it will last long because people will feel bad when they watch Geraldo Rivera die. I would only feel bad I could only do it once.
• Cry Sex is either super hot or super lame depending on the weirdness of your boner.
• Statutory rape is super cool at the time, but has lasting effects on dudes. If you Statutory rape a young man, you are mistreating a future young lady that that dude is gonna fuck over.
• Starting to smoke at 80 is a good idea because it will make you smell better, and fuck it, why not?
• I’m now listening to the start of the show. RAPID FIRE MORE MORE MORE
• Ellis is going to interview Tom Green’s car!
• Sam Rubin has a fat neck and Ellis is going to use people he knows to get more famouser.
• Ellis keeps going to that weird handjob lady’s mini mart. She won’t give him handjobs, but she is still weird.

Christian came in with another music segment, and let me just say this: I am really starting to like these bits that Christian comes in with. Something about sitting and listening to random bits of good music and everyone being happy just kicks ass compared to listening to shitty music and everyone being angry. This week, we had a Grammy treat, which is no longer topical because Christian had AIDS last week and couldn’t come in. CJH pulled the results of the 1980, 1981 and 1982 Grammy’s and we all reflected on the winners, and how the awards are basically the music industry wanking off the people who play their game and make them money. The main thing I took away from the winners, was that Pat Benatar was the golden goose of the day. And the Commodores were fucking morons for not letting Lionel Richie sing that sweet shit all the way to the bank. Another thing I learned was that the early 80’s Michael McDonald and Christopher Cross were big enough to win the best vocal and best album. I’d like to say something super snarky here, but just last week, Macklemore won for best hip hop album, and he is a weepy human bag of meh. Jesus Christ guys, I actually listed all of the winners here. But I’m just gonna post a picture of my notes instead.

We’ve arrived to a very serious part of the show, and I have to do it justice by presenting it as such. I’m not sure how the case came to Jason’s attention, but here it is. A Kentucky Police officer named Jason Ellis was killed back in May of 2013 when someone blockaded an exit and then ambushed him when he investigated. There is a video on the end of that link, but if you have any information regarding the incident, call (270)766-5078 or 1-800-222-5555 or email at EllisCaseTips@Ky.gov .

LET’S FINISH THIS OFF WITH RAPID FIRE UP UP UP!

• An Irish kid played a prank on his dad by telling him he failed his driving test when he really didn’t. looking back, this wasn’t worth a note.
• Straight edge is starting to like the show. he is PursuitofCrappiness on instagram.
• Kevin and Christian ate dog treats and human treats and some were good while others were bad.
• Cumtard is super shallow for an ugly little puff ball with stupid hair and shit for brains. I love you Kevin.
• Jason will be signing books at the Huntington Beach Barnes and Noble on Feb. 21st, and Feb. 22nd at 2pm in the Barnes and Noble in Rancho Cucamunga.
• @RadioJetta who looks like a strange mix of Thom Yorke of Radiohead and Chris Martin of Coldplay says 90% of the people who listen to the Jason Ellis show are morons. Let me remind you all, he is the one who screens the calls, so let’s either prove him right or wrong by screaming obscenities at him for 4 hours a day.

That’s all I got. I gotta go to sleep. Peace Bitches.