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Chowing The Cookie

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Ah yes, a topic of discussion that spans the ages.

Some people love to do it, some people hate to do it. Reasons as to why cover the spectrum. Instead of providing reasons of “why” or “why not”, let’s look at things that might increase the frequency. Here are a few ideas: (minus the obvious, “don’t smell”, “don’t stink”, “don’t smell and/or stink”)

  1. Put drops of liquid marijuana on your pussy. This option sounds pretty legit. The person eating out your piss covered box gets high while munching your cooter.
  2. Reciprocation. You gotta give to receive right? Wrong. There are plenty of whores who will suck you off while you have to do nothing. It might cost you a few dollars, but who cares? You got done what you wanted. (Okay, this might not be such a good example to increase your box munching.)
  3. Dowse that shit with anything palatable. If you can mask the stench (if your subject is stinky) and get past your own personal gag-reflex (you’re a pussy at that point), you’re golden.
  4. Have a threesome. This option sounds alright until you realize that your girl is going to leave you because the person chowing your girl’s cookie will cause her to leave you. If she can get it some place else, what does she need you for?
  5. Bite the bullet and chow that stink hole for just a few minutes. You can withstand a few minutes of agony to avoid a lifetime of fighting, arguments, disagreements, and finding out that neither of you really “like” each other, right?

That’s about it. If your chick wants you to chow the beaver, you probably should. If you don’t, be prepared.

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So You Wanna Contact The Show?

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Many people constantly ask what Jason’s, Tully’s, Faction’s, or some other email address is, for one reason or another. Enough that this post is entirely about the various email addresses. So here you go:

When the show is live, you can also call 855-ELLIS41 (1-855-355-4741) That should be all you need. Twitter is probably a better way to reach them, but at times you need to send in a news story or something else. If you spam them, I hope you rot in your own special kind of hell.

12/22/2011 Drama From Your Baby Mama

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All kinds of awesome drama came out today on the show.

Apparently long time listeners, super fans, and supporters @emilyinSD and @ErikaAsh got 86’ed from future EllisMania’s. Why? According to them, because they were talking about a rumor going around. Some how the rumor got back to @AndreaMate that they were talking about it and the rumor was attributed to them. Then @EllisMate got word of that, and in trying to keep the peace with his soon to be ex-wife (as of 12/22/2011) he decided they were out of any future events. And there you have it. It’s highschool gossip all over again.

At first (and understandably) both @emilyinSD and @ErikaAsh where mad and willing to explain the situation. They claimed that they were simply talking about the rumor. Being that both of them are (or were, depending on what they claim themselves now) long standing #EllisFam members and have participated in EllisMania events (also appearing on @FuelTV broadcasts of EllisMania events), most of the #EllisFam were in their corner and ready to help defend them. It seemed unfair that they both were no longer included in EllisMania events. They really wanted, and deserved a chance to defend themselves and share their side of the story.

All of this Twitter drama went without mention until near the end of the show. Finally it was acknowledged. @EllisMate (paraphrasing here) basically said whether it was true or not, it didn’t matter. He is trying to distance himself from most individuals in an attempt to avoid all the drama. He also said that if @emilyinSD or @ErikaAsh were to show up at a Death! Death! Die! concert, he would be willing to talk to them as friends, and that he is not mad at them. He went as far as to say that he was more upset about the person that talked to @AndreaMate, who probably started this whole mess in the first place.

It seems to be generally accepted that the person who most likely started the rumor/s, is responsible for other rumors and throwing others under the bus. Clearly, if all of this is true, and this person exists – they are responsible for all of the drama concerning this particular situation – and potentially other drama that is of now currently unconfirmed.

The Jason Ellis Show As of December 2011

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Here is the re-cap of The Jason Ellis Show for December 2011.

The basics are:

  • He and his wife split up.
  • He went to rehab.
  • He had relapsed for at least several months before he and his wife split, before he went to rehab, as well as before he had announced it on his show.
  • He discovered that he was molested by his father, rather than a family friend, which he had supposedly always thought.
  • He is currently going to therapy and trying to calm his demons.
  • The way he speaks, it is over between him and @AndreaMate – She has apparently moved on. Yet deep inside, he prefers to be with her, and it seems mutual as she sent him at least one confusing text message where she seemed jealous. He says they both spoke, both cried, and it is for the best for both of them and the children to be finished. He also said Andrea is with someone who makes her happy. From what he says on the show, he is supportive. Yet one can’t help from wondering if there is at least a little resentment / disappointment from both sides.
  • He has taken more time off this year than in any other year, yet has also made more advancements and appearances than any other year. While the continual replays are tiresome, no doubt he is going through a lot in his life currently.
  • It seems to be clear that he certainly does dedicate and reveal a lot to his fans, yet believe it or not, he still holds back. He is very open and opinionated on his show, but not as much as he is when he is a guest on Howard Stern’s show or Opie & Anthony. This seems to solidify that he is very open and honest, but will only truly open up completely if there is a potential monetary (or other) gain that furthers him and the show. He is a business, as are his co-hosts. They do appreciate their fans, but they also put their actions in a different light from what their real intentions are.

Regardless of all the facts, Ellis, Rawdog, Tully, and even Kevin put on a good show. Better than anything else out there – when they are on. Now that Ellis is starting to get his life back in order, you might just be witnessing the next new thing in radio. You might be listening to history in the making, close to what we did when Howard Stern started getting syndicated across the nation.