Show Re-Cap for Monday 12/8/2014

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What should I do tonight? Fuck or start a fire? How about both!

It’s Monday, LA is on fire, and Will has not been arrested yet. But will he be indicted? Ellis has his glasses on today so he’s feeling smarter, but he forgot to take his Alpha Brain so it evens out. He’s got a stinging sensation in and on his ass, those roids are flaring up again. When he went to the desert, he had a roid actually come out of his ass, leaving behind all his roid friends who remained inside his ass. Slashing, popping, injecting, gaping, it was full on roid day for Ellis’ ass – and it’s all on video. People are podcasting, man. A lot of podcasting people would love to have a show on Sirius XM, but they don’t. Continue reading

Big Daddy Jayce Cakes Gets Cornered & Shows Us His Beautiful Cock

eedNYA finally gets a chance to ask The Future, Mr. Beautiful Cock, Big Daddy Jayce Cakes, @EllisMate, our signature stupid questions! Plus, we asked EllisFam to submit their own questions and we would pick what we thought were the best ones. Afterall, we can’t ask the poor guy to answer absolutely everything. So let’s get right into it and find out what the main man himself has to say about these hard hitting questions everyone else is affraid to ask! Continue reading

Show Re-Cap for Friday 12/5/2014

Here’s the Friday recap, I’m sick, it sucks, fuckin deal with it fucking jerkoff asshole face.

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They talked about Ellismania stuff like Jason’s Master Blaster Fight. UFC 181 is this weekend. Or today. Or yesterday. Depending on when I get this done. They talked about their kids and how they’re little people of their own and how they’re all awesome and shit. Mike Jasper gave his opinions for the Master Blaster fight. Something about the Santas of the Caribbean in Anaheim and it sucks. Continue reading

Phone Sex With Master Mike Tully

When it’s $3.99 per minute, you better be good and god damned ready to do what you need to do, and Tully does just that. This shit costs money, and he’s into saving money, discounts, and time saving techniques. You youngin’s pay close attention, this is how a master gets his work done with what he has to work with. Also, you’re gonna be sweaty after hearing this, so grab your Jason Ellis Show Cum Rag™, get your Red Dragons© glass full of water, and make sure you have WOLF scRUB® on hand, ready to clean yourself up. Because the naughty train is boarding and ready to hustle down those tracks to orgasm town.


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