Look. I don’t know if everyone is going to understand this, but holy fucking shit. This is hilarious. Tully really likes Morrissey. Probably started with The Smiths, but lets not get sidetracked. I mean, let’s face it, 80’s music had The Smiths and Morrissey written all over it. Morrissey is way too vein to make an appearance on the show, so naturally, they got the next best thing – which was Cumtard. And guess what? Motherfucker nailed it, kinda. Kevin did such an awesome job that I actually bothered to record and post the audio. Did he sound like Morrissey? Hell no. But his dedication and his English accent made the whole bit. It was fucking awesome. Shout out to you Cumtard, you were great during this bit.

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That’s not typo. It was a total dud. I’m so glad Ellis asked if he was high, because lets face it, most strippers are. We’ve heard plenty of female stippers / porn stars on the show, but it’s more rare to hear from a male stripper. If you could call him that. He disgraced the male stripping profession along with Channing Tatum. Could he have allegedly been high on illicit drugs? Maybe. Clearly things went awry and in the end, Tully got taint-tickled with a water bottle, there was no male stripper cop, and there was a lot of confusion and un-comfortableness. Have a listen.