Monthly Archives: July 2012

Tranny Olympics Week – Day 1 – The TitCobra Challenge

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Tranny-Olympics

Kicking off The Tranny Olympics, a week of bits and games involving TS friends of TJES, is The TitCobra Challenge. It marks the first appearance by #Ellisfam favorite, Foxxy. Enjoy!

The TitCobra Challenge with Foxxy – 3/5/10

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Sandra Bullock – 12/09, 7/12

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There has been a long-standing rumor that J.Ellis and Sandra Bullock had sex.

The other day an annoying caller brought the subject back up during WGW – 7/18/12

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Having the rumor come up during a WGW may not have been a coincidence, because it all started during a WGW back in late 2009.

The infamous Sandra Bullock mention – 12/16/09

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Bonus: Here’s the whole WGW bit from 12/16/09, “World’s Greatest person to hate-fuck”.

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EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Lady Strangler (@mrsjessliv)

  1. Where do you live? Just a small town girl livin’ in a lonely world. Not really.  My life is pretty action packed. Born and raised in mpls, mn. You betcha!
  2. What is your occupation? I’ve been a hair stylist for 8 years and I fuckin’ rock at it. It’s not often you can really say what you do for a living is your passion. It’s a whole lot of fun making people appear presentable. My salon is rock n roll themed and we have a jukebox with some bad ass music.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m married to the sexy Bwstrangler who I adore unconditionally. We’ve got something I never thought I’d have in this lifetime. (great sex) haha! No, but really, he’s amazing. I guess the size of his cock helps a little. We have a two year old who is just a terrorist, but the coolest kid with the most personality you’ll ever meet. I’m pregnant with our second boy Who is a little fucking ninja. I like to say sometimes I’ve got two penises in me at once, although it is kinda sick in a way. That’s me though, just sick. I like to laugh and make others laugh. Guess I get that from my dad.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I started listening to Ellis a couple years ago while riding in bwstanglers truck. Man, we had good times in that Jimmy. BJ’s down hwy 65, banging out side of bars, anything dirty you name it.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Anyways, at first I didn’t really care too much for the show until I really started listening. It’s fucking hilarious and anything that can give me a good laugh I’m in. I still only get to hear a couple shows a week due to my job. Working late sucks my butt hole. I’m glad I can read the recaps from Bit and Az. That shit cracks me up.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? My favorite is the Dude is it gay and Dude am I a slut. That gets me rollin’!  I think my favorite was when a chick called in and asked if she was a slut for cheating on her ex. She fucked some dude and he blew his load in her then she went home and sat on her fiancé’s face. Seriously, youre not sure if that reaches slut status!?  Haha!  I just love the way Ellis talks to people. Hilarious!  Rawdog is a fuckin pimp!  Love that he can get beat off by hot porn stars and not finish the job. (Well not right there at least).
    So, I don’t know every little thing about the show, but what i have listened to and heard from Bwstrangler is pretty fuckin great.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How?
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? That’s all I got.

Possibly Boring (@PossiblyBoring)

 

  1. Where do you live? South Carolina
  2. What is your occupation? Upper management at a transportation company. 
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Drive 2 hours home everyday and listen to the show religiously.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Ever since the first time he was on Stern. 
  5. How did you discover TJES? The Stern Show. 
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Laughing out loud everyday while listening. 
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Look at life different now. Take it one day at a time. 
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share?

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.


EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

bwstrangler (@bwstrangler)

  1. Where do you live? Minnesota, we count ponds as lakes so we can claim “Land of 10,000 lakes”. We can’t build Bridges for shit. Are sports teams are cursed all because some drunk ShitDick at a Vikings game in 197who gives a fuck hit a ref right in his payed off cocksmokin face with a whiskey bottle. And we have a big ass mall that employs half the population of Somalia.
  2. What is your occupation? I am a Mechanical Technician. I build big ass medical machines and random other shit. Basically just drill holes and bolt shit up all day, kinda like an adult Lego job. Nobody breaths down my neck and I can fuck off constantly, Blue Collar as a mother fucker but it is what it is.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I have Dubed myself The Bubble Wrap Strangler because I thought it was funny. I am addicted to wrap and I was a very disgruntled shipping employe awhile back. I would sing songs about killing my coworkers with bubble wrap really loud but it didn’t matter cause English was not very good with those around me. I like to smoke pot and drink beer and headbang. I have a wife and 1 and a half kids. 2nd one, or as I call him the Anti-Christ busts out end of September. Bolth have dicks and my wife has no idea of the amount of piss that will be covering the toilet seat in a couple of years.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I have been a satellite subscriber for 6 or 7 years. I caught Ellis on Demolition radio right away and I remembered watching him on Tony hawk tour when ESPN would play that shit. Right befor And1 basketball, Da Proffesor!! Were was I? Ohh yea, Ellis was a riot on that tour bus and he was always infront of the camera. Same thing on Demolition radio, he was constantly crackin me up. I caught him on by himself at night a couple times randomly and then the Jason Ellis show all of a sudden was on as I was getting off of work. Don’t know if I caught the exact start but I was fuckin close. 1st time I ever called in was on 4/20 when him and Kit Cope were smoking in the studio and Kit couldn’t roll a joint.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I discovered TJES from Demolition and I discovered Demolition radio because I was really high and thought I was still on the Heart Attack(R.I.P, Liquid Metal is a gay name) channel
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Everything keeps me listening. I love every part of the show, even the hockey helmet window licking callers. It feels good to know I’m not the dumbest mother fucker out there. We all need laughter in are lives and this radio show we all love has provided me with constant giggling, it’s more entertaining then anything else on radio or TV.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The show helped me see that I had wife material on my hands and I needed to lock that shit down. So, U could say the show helped me discover what I really wanted in a chick, and helped me understand sluts thanks to one signature segment. I started dating my wife 4years ago so I was a big fan of the show already, She was not. Then one night were banging, I get it out to aim for the tits like usual and BOOM without me ever bringing it up or asking she directs it to her face like a champ. Right then and there I told her I loved her and it’s been on ever since.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I wrote all this on the shitter at work. My ass is numb and people are probably looking for me. And Im gonna end this by saying as motivational as Jason Ellis is nothing compares to the motivation and determination displayed by Gabe Ruediger on Season 5 of The Ultimate Fighter. To go on National Television and assblast ice cream sandwich your way through a once in a lifetime opportunity like being coached by BJ Penn shows a man who works hard to achieve his goals in life. GET THESE BALLS RUEDIGIRL
 John Hendrix (@Hispandrix)

  1. Where do you live?Lacombe, LA – but to not confuse people or clarify, New Orleans
  2. What is your occupation?Retail GM – master of cell phones
  3. Tell me a little about yourself.I’ll just keep it short and simple: Avid/Rabid sports fan, beer enthusiast, love women, technology, and havin’ a good time
  4. How long have you listened to TJES?Over 2 years now, I’m to the point where I get mad if I miss it, but I listen everyday, and even catch the replays on Stars Too at times
  5. How did you discover TJES?Through a buddy of mine who was listening to TJES
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES?You never know what’s going to happen next. I have never been big on Radio Shows, but once I started listening, I couldn’t switch it off. I respect all the guys on the show, and I like Ellis’ transparency. I think since they interact with a lot of people too during the show, keeps it interesting.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How?Yes – currently I’m back in the gym again. I went through some job BS in April, and through TJES & HTFU – it has helped me through my job agonies. I could have quit, but I powered through it, and had the mentality of wanting to prove them wrong. Currently pursuing other options because I don’t think I have to settle.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? #EllisFam is great, definitely love the fact that everyone (well most everyone) is cool with each other. I enjoy talking to everyone on EllisMania, and tweeting with you fuckers too!

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

John Boughan (@oxycottonjohn)

  1. Where do you live? I live in Dittmer, Jefferson County MO. Meth capital of the U.S.A..
  2. What is your occupation? For 17 years I worked in a cultred marble plant. Fake marble. It was an oil based business that when oil prices went up so did our prices. Real marble became cheaper to get.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. After unemployment ran out I started my own business or painting and maintenance. It was around this time I started with the oxy. Take one in the moring before work so I wouldn’t shake from the alcohol. Then 1 wasn’t enough. Then 2 wasn’t enough. Then it became 2 in the morning and 1 in the afternoon. Any kind of of pills to help perc, vico, oxy, muscle relaxers along with a 30 pack of Busch beer and half a fifth of vodka.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? About 5 years I guess.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I found Jason on octane bitching about the music he had to play. I laughed so I gave his show a shot. I was picking up my son from high school and it was cowfucker this cowfucker that. We laughed our ass off. Then Jason started about religion and cowfucker and rawdog tried to explain about jews, catholics, and christians. It was fucking hilarious. Ben listening ever since.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? What keeps me listening? The fact that Jason is no bullshiter. Tells it like it is and is one funny motherfucker!!
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The impact Jason had on me besides letting me  call in and make jokes of course the fact he got me to go to rehab. Not only have I been clean for 2 years iv’e got some friends clean with me. My wife and kids treat me with a new level of respect that has spread to our familys. It’s awesome being clean. The one thing I miss the most is the VIP number, by the time I get through the jokes over.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Another great thing is I have the EllisFam. You guys have giving me alot of love!! I just hope the people in the Fam who need help reach out. There is great support all around you! I also hope that some of my messages inspire all kinds of people to  look inside their selves to become who they really want to be.In closing Peace&Love. YAAAAA MOTHERFUCKKKEERRRSS!!!!RDS!!!4LIFE!!!!!!ELLISFAM!!!!!

Joseph Latronica (@Joeskin69)

Jason,
 Thanks for the hookup! One of these days I hope to make it to Ellismania!
  1. Where do you live? Hamburg, New Jersey
  2. What is your occupation? Project Sales Engineer, Ice Hockey Official
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Married 43 year old Punk Rock Dad into Hockey, Snowboarding, Mountain Biking, Skateboarding and Rugby.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? 4+ years
  5. How did you discover TJES? Listening to the Tony Hawk Radio Show
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Anticipating what Jason is going to say next. Just when you thought you heard it all, he tops it.  The show is like listening to fiends hanging out and shooting the shit. There is an awesome flow with the Tully and Josh which gets even better when guests come in.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Yes. I was letting alot of shit bother me, which was starting to affect my overall attitude and my life.  I was listening to the show when Jason’s words hit me.  So I decided to “put my head down and keep pedaling Mother Fucker”.  Also, with the addition of Halftime, I’ve been cranking out pushups daily wherever I am. The show definitely makes the work day more enjoyable.  It is a huge part of my daily routine. I find myself talking about the show and using many of the phrases in my normaal conversation.  Luckily my wife is a fan as well.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? After meeting Jason, Tully and Josh at the Jersey book signing, I felt like I saw some old friends.  I gained a new respect for Jason after reading the book and listening to his stories.  I followed Jason during his skateboarding career without knowing his whole story and I was floored when I heard it. On a side note, I work in oil & gas industry responsible for Western Canada and go to the oil patch occasionally.  Every time I go, I meet a new TJES fan.  I travel quite a bit and I try to hook up with local EllisFam for beers.
Cheers,
 Joe
@joeskin69

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.