Let’s face it. You love to orgasm. You love to fart. So why not marry the two and have orgasmic farting? Don’t even pretend the German in you hasn’t secretly wished for this your entire life. I give you, Fartgasm 2014.
Fartgasm 2014
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Brad McFadden of The Userz
I seriously don’t ever remember a time when Bert McCracken was on the show and it wasn’t hilarious. He’s a great guest, great sandwich artists, and he also makes his own sausages. I never would’ve even given that dude a thought if he didn’t show up on TJES and holy hell, I’m glad he did. Listen to Bert completely ignore the conversation about Dom not being able to hear and try to sell Dom on the idea of becoming an employee at Subway. Then listen to a caller trying to convince the guys that they should let McFadden talk more about singularity and how interesting it is. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Thursday 12/11/2014
Country music is speaking to Ellis and it’s not as annoying as he thought. Soul music is speaking to Tully and his adulterous ways. Ellis still has roid issues, he’s shitting blood, he wants to sit on a bowl but he can’t do that and run the show at the same time because he rides differently when on the bowl. Continue reading
Would This Be Considered a “Teaser” or “Moistener”? Who Cares!
There’s been so much phone sex going on lately, it’s hard to pick your favorite. Hotdog with gay men, Cumtard with a lady gay man, Tully with a methy sounding slut, Ellis at nearly any point in time, and Will in his panic room – sitting in a kiddie pool full of beans. Andrew is presumably jerking off to Mary Carillo. Anyway, here’s a short clip that probably lasts longer than you while jerking off to it.
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Show Re-Cap for Monday 12/8/2014
What should I do tonight? Fuck or start a fire? How about both!
It’s Monday, LA is on fire, and Will has not been arrested yet. But will he be indicted? Ellis has his glasses on today so he’s feeling smarter, but he forgot to take his Alpha Brain so it evens out. He’s got a stinging sensation in and on his ass, those roids are flaring up again. When he went to the desert, he had a roid actually come out of his ass, leaving behind all his roid friends who remained inside his ass. Slashing, popping, injecting, gaping, it was full on roid day for Ellis’ ass – and it’s all on video. People are podcasting, man. A lot of podcasting people would love to have a show on Sirius XM, but they don’t. Continue reading