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Show Re-Cap for Thursday 5/7/2015

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Here’s your bullet point recap for today:

  • Ellis started his “make me stop drinking” pill today. His moisturizer has alcohol in it, doctor said he should probably skip the moisturizers with alcohol in it.
  • It takes Google to know what Brooke Hogan is up to these days.
  • Devin has been getting messed with at school by the boys, typical kid stuff.
  • App cut out again. Good stuff.
  • Kids beating up kids, it’s happened since the beginning of time.
  • Some parents take that shit into their own hands thinking they’re helping, and sometimes maybe they are. Other times, they’re not help at all.
  • Tully was going to bars in New York at the age of 15, his mom was relieved to know he was at a bar and not just roaming the island. It was a different world then.
  • You can buy stuff on Amazon.
  • Something about El Duce and the Kurt Cobain documentary on HBO. Man, that whole being junkies around their kid part was fucked up.
  • World’s Greatest Wednesday, who is the worst person in the world?
  • Now what’s the best compliment you could pay the worst person in the world?
  • Something about Tyga, Blac Chyna, and DJ Mustard. Ellis wants to sleep with Blac Chyna. Andrew has breaking news, Blac Chyna exposed text messages causing Tyga and Kylie Jenner to break up! *GASP*
  • The NFL Draft was last week/end, guys with criminal records were drafted. Some notable arrests for things such as: drug offenses, domestic violence, burglary, assault, hit and run, etc.  What could possibly go wrong with that?
  • Pill Mix time!
  • I want to fuck all of your grandmas! OH!

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TJES: Unknown Karaoke

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This is “Unknown Karaoke”, a segment in which the guys try to sing along to a song they have little to no clue how the actual lyrics go. Things we learn from this bit:

  • The words “vanilla” and “white” have now been replaced with “Andrew”
    (e.g. “Andrew bean ice cream is delicious”, “She just got her teeth Andrewed”)
  • It’s no mistake that Will only knows the most creepy, murdery, stalkery parts of songs.
  • Cumtard does the “meow” thing because when goes for the high notes, it sounds like someone stepped on a cat.
  • Tully feels like a natural woman.
  • Ellis just out Whammied Wham.

Show Re-Cap for Monday 5/4/2015

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All this Mayweather / Pacquiao talk, I don’t wanna hear it.

So it’s Monday. “Star Wars Day” for many of you, and “Who Cares Day” for probably just as many of you. So Ellis ended up watching the Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight even though he didn’t plan to. He didn’t want to contribute any money towards a man who allegedly has beaten women 7 times in his life. I didn’t watch it and I’m super glad I didn’t because man, I’d be fucking pissed if I paid money to watch what ended up being the equivalent of a high school slow dance. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Thursday 4/30/2015

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Ike knows domestic violence.

Well howdy stranger! I haven’t seen you in quite some time – how are things? Don’t answer that, neither of us have time for that shit. Let me whip out my magic stick and swing my recapping meat in your face. The show started off with talk about Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Ellis doing the show while also filming his parts in the off hours. Ellis and Tully reminisced about doing a show in the middle of the night, both of them on different coasts and using their phones to do the show. Ellis had a dream, not like an MLK dream or anything, but it was about him being with this girl with youthful metal tits with steel nipples and rivets holding the big knockers in place. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 4/27/2015

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If I hear any more about Bruce Jenner, I’m gonna go American Psycho!

Ellis is there, flanked by Dingo and Tully, say hi to Will and Cumtard, and fuck you to Andrew. Cumtard’s hair is the subject at the start of today’s show, he has enviable hair, thin, but not balding. Ellis thinks Kevin should slick his hair back, but Kevin feels like he looks like Spy vs Spy because he has a pointy face. Cumtard’s rocking a weird part ginger hair color and a comb over. If you didn’t know Cumtard, to look at him, you might tend to think he’s a jobless stoner, but if he got a haircut and used a little bit of product, he could look more like a member of the human race. Continue reading →