Nobody likes commercials. At least not lame commercials. These are not those. I guarantee you’re going to want to buy a t-shirt once you give these a listen. He starts off a little shaky, but quickly turns into a pro’s pro and I suspect these t-shirts will be flying off the racks in no time! Get ’em while they’re hot, folks!
There’s been so much phone sex going on lately, it’s hard to pick your favorite. Hotdog with gay men, Cumtard with a lady gay man, Tully with a methy sounding slut, Ellis at nearly any point in time, and Will in his panic room – sitting in a kiddie pool full of beans. Andrew is presumably jerking off to Mary Carillo. Anyway, here’s a short clip that probably lasts longer than you while jerking off to it.
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What should I do tonight? Fuck or start a fire? How about both!
It’s Monday, LA is on fire, and Will has not been arrested yet. But will he be indicted? Ellis has his glasses on today so he’s feeling smarter, but he forgot to take his Alpha Brain so it evens out. He’s got a stinging sensation in and on his ass, those roids are flaring up again. When he went to the desert, he had a roid actually come out of his ass, leaving behind all his roid friends who remained inside his ass. Slashing, popping, injecting, gaping, it was full on roid day for Ellis’ ass – and it’s all on video. People are podcasting, man. A lot of podcasting people would love to have a show on Sirius XM, but they don’t. Continue reading
NYA finally gets a chance to ask The Future, Mr. Beautiful Cock, Big Daddy Jayce Cakes, @EllisMate, our signature stupid questions! Plus, we asked EllisFam to submit their own questions and we would pick what we thought were the best ones. Afterall, we can’t ask the poor guy to answer absolutely everything. So let’s get right into it and find out what the main man himself has to say about these hard hitting questions everyone else is affraid to ask! Continue reading
Here’s the Friday recap, I’m sick, it sucks, fuckin deal with it fucking jerkoff asshole face.
They talked about Ellismania stuff like Jason’s Master Blaster Fight. UFC 181 is this weekend. Or today. Or yesterday. Depending on when I get this done. They talked about their kids and how they’re little people of their own and how they’re all awesome and shit. Mike Jasper gave his opinions for the Master Blaster fight. Something about the Santas of the Caribbean in Anaheim and it sucks. Continue reading