Uhg. That whole radio thing? Yeah, not so easy to do. Thankfully Tully made it as easy as possible on me by carrying much of the conversation. Here is it is all it’s splendid glory.
Since my brain completely shut off, I forgot at least 2 things.
1 was the intro I was going to play, and 2 was a question on Tully’s patent.
As you can hear, I forgot both. Go me!
The intro that never was.
The question that never got asked.
Tully’s registered patent.
Here is some rare audio that was meant to stay buried and never be heard of again. However, it was replayed on a best-of on Monday during the show’s vacation. This audio is from one of the last major disagreements between Ellis and Tully before Tully left and eventually came back. This stark difference between their interactions helps fuel the joke that claims there is a contract between them, which states they cannot fight. There is no such contract, but there may be a gentlemen’s agreement of due respect for both sides. Still, no contract. It’s just a joke, an easy and fun place for everyone to mine jokes from. It’s an uncomfortable piece of audio, but also a very “real” moment in radio. Don’t forget, these “real” radio moments are only a part of what made many of us become fans. It gets you emotionally invested in the moment and you cannot help but to form your own opinions based on what you’re hearing. Keep in mind, there is a lot of stuff we don’t get to hear, so we can only speculate. Speculations aren’t facts. Have a listen.
Cumtard’s been having dreams lately, dreams of sucking his own dick. Professionals analyzed his dreams and it’s revealed that Cumtard is merely seeking to achieve oneness and eventually, he’s going to succeed. Have a listen.
Welcome to the final recap ever, or for the next week or so. They guys will be going on vacation and so I’m taking this opportunity to say goodbye. Sometimes it’s hard to let the things you love go, that’s why I keep them chained up in the basement. Nothing says love like Munchausen Syndrome. Ellis and his race team rented a track so they can practice next week and become even faster with far less yard sales, after that he is going to Palm Springs to relax and not look at his phone, at all, not even if there’s boobies on it. Continue reading
Fuck yeah! Body didn’t float back up!
What’s up douches and douchettes? Is that even a thing? If a dude can be a douche, does that make a chick a douchette? I don’t know, anyway, that’s not the point. The point is it’s Thursday and I’m me and this is a recap. Madonna just sounds sexy and sultry when speaks normally. I still can’t get the image of her super hairy 80’s bush out of my mind though, so that puts a damper on things. Madonna used to be fun, Tully wonders why she had to go and get a funectomy. Ellis lost interest right around the Vogue era, he didn’t get it, and frankly, none of us did. Continue reading