Despite what you may have heard, make no mistake. Ellis and Tully are solely responsible for all your woes in life, most notably, any issues you might be having with the new SXM online player. Here they are talking about how Ellis coded it and Tully does not sugar coat how he hopes you feel about it.
The gang has decided they need to do some WWE style promos because let’s face it, it’s kinda awesome to act like a coked out wrassler! So they pitted themselves against each other to record their trash talk sessions, here they are.
We all heard how Tully was getting in “selfie shape” previous to EllisMania 10, so it only makes sense we take a look at the top Tully selfies from this year’s event. We’re going to be creeping Instagram for Tully selfies and judging these hand picked photos on a variety of aspects. We got some great contenders in this set, and we probably missed a few, but what can ya do? So without further delay, lets get right into our list and see who ends up in the Tully Selfie Hall of Fame! Continue reading
So I just barely missed the submission deadline for unsigned bands, which is too bad because I really think I had a chance. Oh well, at least you can still listen to this mind melting track I put down.
Band: bitPimps and the Motherfucking Black Widow Cobra Ninjas From Hell
Song: Mop Bucket Full of Murder
As most of you already know, February 6th was Will’s birthday and the guys got him a gift that they thought he’d really, really love. That gift? A lap dance from Dillion Harper, Will’s fantasy crush. The Fuck Lord himself was caught a little off guard and in no time developed the dreaded “guy cramps.” You’ve no doubt heard the original full audio of the event by now, but for “scientific” purposes, our pal Mr. X required some editing to get to the essential parts. Warning: I am not responsible for how many longer lasting, higher volume, extremely potent wads you may shoot as a result of this audio. You might want to have an emergency contact ready to go on speed dial in case you experience dizziness, heart palpitations, or severe dehydration. And for Barry’s sakes, have your wad towel at the ready.
