If you take Will’s words completely out of context, you can make him sound like an abusive man. Which we all know he’s not. * Please don’t hurt me, Will.
Category Archives: Nonsense
Andrew Freestyle: Festival Tomichi
Times They Are A Changin
Since December 12th 2011, exactly five years to this day, No You Are has brought you recaps of The Jason Ellis Show everyday. Well kids, times they are a changin. We will no longer be providing daily show recaps but we will still bring you items and posts that come up such as sound bites, pieces of Ellis Show history from the Cobratits Archive, event announcements, interviews, and anything else that we believe will be entertaining and noteworthy. We aren’t just going to throw away ten years of work because life is getting too busy for us, in fact many of us believe that this change will be a good change from the usual recaps. I personally want to thank all of our fans that have stuck with us for the last fifteen years and I would also like to welcome the new fans. Also please remember that if you would like to contribute to NYA please feel free to contact myself, bitPimps, CrackerStacker, Cody McCraw, ShitToboggan, Jenni Mazky, or Wolfman812 and we can help arrange it. This website hasn’t been successful for the last twenty years just because of its writers, it’s been successful because of you, the Ellisfam, and the support you have given us. From all of us here at NYA we thank you.
Rocky Balboa Sings ABC by The Jackson 5
I thought it might be funny if different people tried to sing karaoke style, as the same character, to the same song. So what came to mind was having Rocky Balboa sing ABC by The Jackson 5. Well, only 2 of us were willing to give our horrible renditions for your entertainment. Thanks to @mikesnews for lending his Rocky Balboa impression to his track, he did a much better / smoother job than I did.
Satan & a Drug Dealer Make Spots
Neither of these are probably worthwhile to send to the show, so I’ll just post them here. Satan had dinner with Ellis once even if he doesn’t know, and some dude has a line on some mad pure show shit, son!
Update (6/17/2015):
I added one more just for shits and giggles.