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Other various nonsense and funny stuff related and unrelated to The Jason Ellis Show.

Why I’m here.

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There are many reasons that people started and are currently listening to the Jason Ellis Show (JES), inspiration, instruction, a little laugh on the drive home, or simply its the best thing on at the time.  Whatever your reason may be, your listening.

I finally switched to Sirius radio about 2 years after Howard Stern moved from terrestrial.  At the time I only knew of his show, and the blatant comedy and music channels.  But soon I got tired of the replays of the replays of the replays and started to explore this world.  I found The Bubba The Love Sponge Show and I found it quite entertaining at times.  Other times I was back to channel surfing until I found this odd sounding guy talking about MMA.  This caught my attention, for a little while.

I was bouncing back and forth between the two and eventually found myself understanding the JES more and more.  Understanding the characters, the mindsets, and the general feel of the show. I liked it.  Pretty soon I didn’t listen to the BTLS anymore, I was hooked. This JES was entertaining, informative (in terms of moto and MMA etc), and it was uplifting.  I understand that many people are in need of some guidance, whether its family issues, drug abuse, or confidence issues.  I have applied some “teachings” from the show to my everyday life, and I have also used them to help others.  I socialize with people on Twitter that I have never met.  These people have become my friends without a hand shake, a hello, or an evening drinking beers together.

This radio show has brought all these people to a common meeting place where we can socialize, joke, inspire, and help one another.  Without the JES I don’t think that I would have this in my life, these people, this chance. For that I am grateful.  This is why I am here.

Jason VanKilsdonk – @AZ_RedDragon

And the drinking of donkey semen on Fear Factor was your moms idea.

Chowing The Cookie

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Ah yes, a topic of discussion that spans the ages.

Some people love to do it, some people hate to do it. Reasons as to why cover the spectrum. Instead of providing reasons of “why” or “why not”, let’s look at things that might increase the frequency. Here are a few ideas: (minus the obvious, “don’t smell”, “don’t stink”, “don’t smell and/or stink”)

  1. Put drops of liquid marijuana on your pussy. This option sounds pretty legit. The person eating out your piss covered box gets high while munching your cooter.
  2. Reciprocation. You gotta give to receive right? Wrong. There are plenty of whores who will suck you off while you have to do nothing. It might cost you a few dollars, but who cares? You got done what you wanted. (Okay, this might not be such a good example to increase your box munching.)
  3. Dowse that shit with anything palatable. If you can mask the stench (if your subject is stinky) and get past your own personal gag-reflex (you’re a pussy at that point), you’re golden.
  4. Have a threesome. This option sounds alright until you realize that your girl is going to leave you because the person chowing your girl’s cookie will cause her to leave you. If she can get it some place else, what does she need you for?
  5. Bite the bullet and chow that stink hole for just a few minutes. You can withstand a few minutes of agony to avoid a lifetime of fighting, arguments, disagreements, and finding out that neither of you really “like” each other, right?

That’s about it. If your chick wants you to chow the beaver, you probably should. If you don’t, be prepared.

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