So our best voice-over guy, @sharkchucker said he wanted to make some new “Halftime” buttons to include all of North America – guess he has a soft spot in his heart for some of you Canadians. I pounded back a few drinks and wrote up some garbage for him to read, no matter how shitty my writing, he turned them into sweet-ass gems. Enjoy!
Category Archives: Nonsense
The Jingleberries Will Make You Famous, Or Look Fucktarded, One Of The Two
The Jingleberries (@Jingleberries) put a call out for all us idiots! Should you want your voice and whatever shit you got to say about “The Jason Ellis Show” or “Jason Ellis” can be sent to them, and you just might make it on-air.
And since I’m an idiot, I made a few audio files myself. I have no idea what I’m doing and all I have is a shit mic from 1992. But, I don’t know what to send to The Jingleberries. So, why don’t you give them a listen and you can tell me which ones I should send off for their review and mockery.
Update: So this has grown to be way cooler than expected! Below are some of the drops listener’s have made. From people such as @bitPimps, @AZ_RedDragon, @CrackerStacker6, @thegooser, and @sharkchucker. Enjoy!
But before that, here’s an “Unsigned Fart” by @cogdeth on the ass and @sharkchucker on vocals!
Burbank Dave
Test Your Manliness (by: bitPimps)
Honkeys-N-Crackers (by: bitPimps)
Do Things With Stuff! (by: bitPimps)
Fucking Stupid (by: bitPimps)
Sidewalk Chalk (by: bitPimps)
Thicker & Fuller (by: bitPimps)
Straight Outta Tarzana (by: bitPimps)
More Smarter (by: AZ_RedDragon)
Write Stuff Too (by: AZ_RedDragon)
Flush (by: AZ_RedDragon)
It’s Fuckin’ Embarrassing (by: CrackerStacker6)
Neglecting My Family (by: CrackerStacker6)
Jewish Boy (by: bitPimps)
No Playing (by: bitPimps)
Pitchfork (by: bitPimps)
Offspring (by: bitPimps)
Hey, Hey, Tony Hawk (by: bitPimps)
Cackle (by: bitPimps)
Get Off Your Mum (by: thegooser)
Long Time Listener, First Time Caller (by: thegooser)
Ellis Can Help (by: thegooser)
What Load? (by: thegooser)
Load Toes (by: thegooser)
Accidentally the Whole Thing (by: bitPimps)
Market News (by: bitPimps)
Burbank Dave (by: AZ_RedDragon)
Gonna Fuckin’ Shoot (by: AZ_RedDragon)
Morons (by: AZ_RedDragon)
Not As Sticky (by: AZ_RedDragon)
Check Out My Big Ole Titties (by: sharkchucker)
Prize Chamber (by: sharkchucker)
Dick (by: sharkchucker)
Well Informed (by: sharkchucker)
New Music Tuesday (by: sharkchucker)
Facebook (by: sharkchucker)
JizzEllis (by: sharkchucker)
Southern Gentleman (by: sharkchucker)
Shawshank (by: sharkchucker)
A Warning (by: thegooser)
2012: This Year In Ellis Images
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Here is a collection of images I’ve created throughout 2012 where Jason Ellis (aka @EllisMate) was the focal point. Enjoy.
2012: This Year In Tully Images
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Here is a collection of images I’ve created throughout 2012 where Mike Tully (aka @possiblytully) was the focal point. Enjoy. You can also read: Mike Tully, Exposed! or The Musical Mind of Mike Tully, interviewed by Nate Phillips for more … Continue reading
2012: This Year In Pendarvis Images
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Here is a collection of images I’ve created throughout 2012 where Will Pendarvis (aka Shiny Shins, Faction CEO) was the focal point. Enjoy. You can also read: Behind the Curtain with Will Pendarvis for more information.