This bit is pretty hilarious. But you can also clearly hear an animosity between everyone.
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Dude Am I Slut 2010 With Chris & Wendy
A “Dude, Am I Slut?” segment from 2010, where, Chris reveals she got finger blasted at the bar by her manager, and then banged on the A/C unit outside. Next, Wendy’s husband of 8 years wants her to sleep with her “ex” and wants to watch, she also says her ex has a bigger dick than her husband. Wendy also sounds… familiar. I don’t know.
The real payoff? Ellis and Rawdog want to cum on your shit.
TJES Half Mile Rap Battle
March 7th, 2014 turned out to be a pretty important day. It was the birth of an epic honky rap battle between The Jason Ellis Show cast & crew that I’m calling “Half Mile”.
It consists of a short rap battle battle between: Ellis, Tully, Wilson, Cumtard, Jetta, & Hardcore for the chance to be named “Saltine of the Earth”. There were two rounds. First round, everyone battled. The two worst (as voted on by callers) would then be sent to the second round. In this round, the two whitest people would battle one another for supremacy of the whitest white devil of them all. Based solely on their horrific rap skills. So let’s listen to how it all played out.
Elimination Round + The Final Round
Pendar: Moving Weight
We don’t know a lot about Penarvalis, but more and more pieces of the puzzle are starting to get filled in. Paparazzi caught him “walking home from work”, presumably to meet his “friend” who definitely is not a Harley rider and who for sure doesn’t go by the name “Strawberry”.
What’s Wrong With You?
There’s a new segment called “What’s Wrong With You?” where people ask if there is something wrong with them concerning a portion of their lives. To start it off, we hear from Wilson Pendarvis. He could be a passive / aggressive dick, or maybe he’s like the cowboy with shit on his mustache and just looking for love in all the wrong places?
Download (link to MP3)
Let’s not forget, this is the same segment where everyone first met, and fell in love with, our sweet, sweet Manny. He carries a burden on his shoulders only an angel could bare.