March 7th, 2014 turned out to be a pretty important day. It was the birth of an epic honky rap battle between The Jason Ellis Show cast & crew that I’m calling “Half Mile”.

It consists of a short rap battle battle between: Ellis, Tully, Wilson, Cumtard, Jetta, & Hardcore for the chance to be named “Saltine of the Earth”. There were two rounds. First round, everyone battled. The two worst (as voted on by callers) would then be sent to the second round. In this round, the two whitest people would battle one another for supremacy of the whitest white devil of them all. Based solely on their horrific rap skills. So let’s listen to how it all played out.

Elimination Round + The Final Round